🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.

"Something about my food doesn't look right, Lex" "It's okay Superman just eat it"

the John Wick universe is what you get if someone explained everything about Vampire: the Masquerade except that the characters are vampires

Hey there Delilah I ate those plums left in the icebox If you wanted them breakfast You should have purchased a few padlocks For the treat That you were hoping now to eat So cold and sweet

my therapist is archibald asparagus it’s so over

THE FROG AND THE SNAKE

Seeing even a place like McKinney, a place I know to be big conservative suburbs from personally living there, have mass protests today is heartening. There are people here who care and want good in the world and who are worthwhile, and I hope more people outside of Texas can see that about us

woke and DEI get removed, economy instantly crashes.

the "Dune" series of books tackles the age-old question of "would you still love me if i was a worm", eventually arriving at the answer of "your petty imperialism will not withstand the endless light of islam"

"For me, hope is not some abstract concept. It is a prerequisite for my survival."

tbf i will also be fighting despair when the tour is over. Lovely feature in the Washington Post written by the brilliant Sophia Nguyen. www.washingtonpost.com/books/2025/0...

acab includes the girl reading this

it's crazy how the left got sports and the right got electric cars in the national divorce

From a poetry collection by Mary Oliver, where after a hundred poems showcasing gentle observations on nature and animals, she hits you with this

Trying to figure out which Dallas team is hated more right now, the Cowboys or the Mavericks

There’s a couple areas in every Dark Souls games that are really majestic and cool but whenever I see anyone playing them it’s like ok go through the fetid swamp down to the slime tunnels and then into the sphincter of rot and fight 9000 worms and it’s just like damn man I’ll play Mario

I was afraid of this

Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished

Streaming the wrong monster hunter w/ @mochihau.bsky.social twitch.tv/sirmonticus

Guys this was a banger please look at it

Ya it rules

I need to apologize to the Captain Planet writers for not acknowledging their restrained and nuanced portrayal of rich corporate villains.

The ending to A Song of Ice and Fire that I really crave is one that circles back to the question of whether there's room in the world for people like Ned Stark. Whether an honorable man like that can ever truly prosper. I feel like that's where we started.

There's something poetic about throwing away the trash bag box into the new trash bag

The Stonewall Inn released a response to the National Parks Service removing the word transgender from the park outside of the Inn. A great reminder that we have to look after each other

May mine live forever.

Reposting as Sagan is so prescient from 30 years ago.

I think the Cowboys have a shot this year

In this house we root for Scoragami

foot ball

Showering in the morning - utilitarian Showering in the evening - decadant

Streaming Hardspace ShipBreaker - twitch.tv/sirmonticus

broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals” woke - Stephen Smith:

We stand with Canada and Mexico!

trans rights are human rights

every days news cycle is just going to be this onion headline for the next 4 years

One of the reasons Horror is such an important genre right now — besides the fact that reality is a horror show — is that it’s a genre where people still regularly manage to make original and interesting films and increasingly that’s just not true about filmmaking in general

wikipedia honestly gotta be top 5 human creations in the past thousand years

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Reposting this for no reason at all 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 🫶 💙💗🤍💗💙

Who's tryna go

People say that Bluesky is Twitter for the left, but the replies to this make it clear that Bluesky is Twitter for Star Trek nerds.

i try to say this often enough to keep a heartbeat but not so often that it comes off as corny: over the years trans and nb people have counted for a lot of the people who always show up for the stuff i make and share it around. just want to take a sec to let you know how much i appreciate you