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Richarlison is so funny, man. He’s done this now for both Everton and Spurs. In the habit of saving truly horrid teams from going down.

If Villa doesn’t help relegate Spurs, I’ll never forgive them.

Pineapple Migraine. Or what happens when you drink the Piña Colada too fast.

There are very, very few things in life that reward you quite as handsomely per hour of time invested as cooking homemade Mexican food.

The world is super fucked up, but you know what’s not? Homemade Short Rib Birria, Refried Beans with Lard, and Spanish Rice.

People will say nobody hates the Sounders more than Sounders fans. But performances like these are why we’re middle of the table every year instead of competing for Shields.

Worst performance of the season, including the loss to RSL.

If Apple TV are just going to give anybody with a cockney accent a job, get fucking Vinnie Jones on commentary.

We should be miles out of sight from these scrubs. Brian should be ripping these guys a new one at halftime.

That’s garbage from CR7. Absolute gift to a trash team.

Their fans cheered them carrying the ball into our half. SKC are down BAD.

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Since we’re playing SKC at the weekend…

I definitely feel “old.” Everything else applies though!

Unai Emery is going to catch a fine for this, but it’s an all-timer in terms of post-game presser meme-fodder. Up there with the best of Mourinho.

Eat shit, McDavid. 👋🏻 #GoDucks

Mike Trout at the Ducks game experiencing the only playoff joy of his life. 😬😔

I always thought Sartini was Temu Mr. Bean on the sidelines, but couldn’t agree more. I was 100% behind Save the Crew. Now 100% behind Save the Caps.

I posted this in the only game they won so far, and I stand by this point. Ducks fans showed how starved they were for playoff hockey and are going back to Edmonton with a 3-1 lead. Let’s go!

My youngest came out as trans last Summer. Tonight was her first Sounders match. She snapped this photo. I will never take for granted how @weareecs.bsky.social made a second generation supporter feel safe and proud in her city. 🩵🩷🤍

Edmonton sounds like a morgue. It’s a playoff game and you’re down by one. Soft mentality on and off the ice. #GoDucks

I’m sure he’ll become a walking liability as soon as I post this, but this is Nouhou. Also, after 7 games, he’s on 1 Yellow, 0 Reds. Quite incredible, honestly. I’m on the choo-choo this year for a change.

Without looking it up, can anyone tell me which Sounders player this is after 7 league matches? (These are Per 90s.)

I’ve been to 1 home loss since getting season tickets last year (CWC vs. Botafogo).

Leaving Cristian open at the back post doesn't seem like it is being a terribly effective strategy for St Louis. I dunno, maybe it'll work better next time they do it.

Cholo Simeone needs to bring on the cup winning experience of Obed if this goes to extra time.

Insane from Julian Alvarez.

R.I.P GA. Could get around on a fastball up-and-in better than any lefty other than Bonds, IMO. youtu.be/_G6bH0TMQsI?...

My only beef with Rusnak is that for every game where he puts the team on his back, there are games where he’s a ghost and gets subbed off in crunch time. The 2 legs against Tigres are a prime example of this. Never know which Albert will turn up on any given night.

That’s a hell of a Sounders performance. Undone by a lapse in set piece defending and not taking a chance in Mexico.

Tigres 2, 2025 Seattle Sounders Set Piece Defending 0.

Is it good that Orban is out? Yes. Far-right fascism in Europe needs ousting at any cost. However, worth noting: Magyar is from a center-right party and there’s nothing particularly progressive about him.

Had to show my 2nd Generation Hot Topic kids that one must have taste in t-shirt selection.

Me, Re: Life.

How cool is it that we get to be alive to see humans make it back safe from a space mission in real time?

Okay, cool. Then they can pay for the upgrades to the grid that already fails any time there’s a windstorm with >30 mph gusts.

Still a regional chain, technically, but Katsu Burger is the best burger in the Seattle metro. Fight me.

No era penal. The ball is long gone, Nouhou already turned his head away from Lainez. But justice served.

That’s a goal if Morris passes left to Albert.

We need to play the early ball in. We have them beat. No need to dribble to the end line before the cut back.

This is why we do it. Nights like tonight.

Liverpool is a mess, man.

His takes are so fine/His takes are so fine Andrew Thomas/Oh, Comrade, be mine

New, from the makers of Crescent Moon, it’s Crescent Earth!

When I was in elementary school, they had us duck under our desks and cover our heads in the event of a nuclear strike. Not once. Regularly. It was a drill. We've lived with the threat of nuclear exchange our entire lives. What is the appropriate level of alarm here? What else should I be doing?

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.