Always make friends with dogs.

I entirely get why Greens might disagree. But imagine how you'd feel the morning after Greens, LD and Labour split the centre/left vote, progressive politics is powerless for a decade, and Farage is measuring for Downing Street curtains on GB News. Not great, I imagine. @zackpolanski.bsky.social

There is a light that never goes out: After a grim chaotic week, there is now a glimmer of hope iandunt.substack.com/p/there-is-a...

I think this maybe the most niché bit of trivia I’ve ever heard.

BREAKING: Reform UK leader Nigel Farage bought a £1.4 million property in cash shortly after receiving a £5m personal gift from billionaire donor Christopher Harborne, according to property records seen by Sky News.

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Finally...

If you like data, here is something interesting for you: Bridget Phillipson interview on LK: 9m 40" LK number of interruptions/talking over: 31 Richard Tice interview on LK: 8m 23" LK number of interruptions/talking over: 9

Local elections: Some disparate thoughts iandunt.substack.com/p/local-elec...

Reform is a protest party. A protest against decency, integrity, kindness, expertise, and progress. It's a party of pettiness and hate, and it is made up of petty and hateful people from the grassroots to the very top. What it doesn't have is competence. So good luck with the bins and potholes.

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Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak. www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...

Go West…

A Short Poem for Star Wars Day Her name was Yoda, A showgirl she was.

A British minority faces a murderous threat on our streets. Where are the so-called anti-racists? Latest column www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

Holy fucking shit. TAKE. AWAY. THEIR. FUCKING. GUNS.

This is the first technically brilliant piece of comedy I’ve ever seen this fraudulent toxic buffoon do. Nigel Tufnel good. A masterclass. Also: props to the team in the production booth who take his casual diss and then double down on making the joke work harder, using vision mixing.

This has been quite the week for #FAFO schadenfreude. We have been spoiled.

Wasn't there once some issue where the President's son was supposedly (though without much evidence) profiting off of his father's Presidency and it was the worst thing in the world during the last administration...

People were primed to fear an EU army because Faragists framed it not as coordination, but control - replacing national forces, and Brussels conscripting citizens to put down rebellions in member states. @mrjamesob.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk #lbc

Drum and bass(ish) Sublime Studio, NZ 📸 Seymour Fluid

Hahahhaha... FFS!

Well, that required a double take…

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

Is the pope Catholic? JD Vance thinks he has an answer | Marina Hyde

RFK Jr snaps at Madeleine Dean: "You do not DARE talk to me about what you just said about measles. You do not have the courage to allow me to reply."

It’s the 81st anniversary of a German U-boat being sunk by a turd. Possibly. It sounds too good to be true, not least because the incident with the poo payload was the work of the captain, the almost perfectly named Karl-Adolf Schlitt, and the vessel was on its first patrol at the time... 🧵

All the worst cunts in the world - from journalism to politics, the Kermlin to the White House - are suffering tonight.

the JD Vance effect: "Prime Minister Viktor Orbán conceded that he had lost Hungary’s election on Sunday, as early results showed a stunning defeat for the politician who has ruled the country for 16 years and been an ally of President Trump."

Never underestimate how many deeply fucking stupid people are able to get rich and influential and never, ever underestimate how many really fucking stupid people are willing to vote them into power.

In action tonight - Tokyo

It’s official - I am big in Japan

Arrived in Tokyo

Gig 5358 - Christchurch, New Zealand.

Home for the next 2 days.

Getting set up for tonight- Dunedin, New Zealand.

Adam warming up #otwayworldtour #drums

First day in studio

It’s come to me (possibly a bit late and everyone already knows this) that Mott the Hoople are flipping fantastic!

Let me tell you about my World Tour. @tomrobinson.com @whisperingbob.bsky.social #music

Tonight’s show - first of the World Tour.

Tonight is the London leg of the band's world tour starting with a gig at New Cross Inn, SE14 Wednesday we fly off to Canada, New Zealand, Australia and Japan for gigs and also recording tracks for a new Otway album in each country as we circumnavigate... But tonight... pit.live/events/the-j...

When in doubt, pretend linear time works backwards.