Should I kms in front of this table

I had some people follow me for my tr*itors takes and I wanna go back to posting nudes…. Sorryyyy

case of the mondays? here’s That Picture of tom hardy to lift your spirits

#traitors why has nobody said “Why isn’t Lisa Rinna saying a god damn thing” ?!?!?!

#traitors spoiler: Anyone who’s going after Colton in episode 5 is soooo stupid he literally did the most faithful thing possible which was mistakenly going all in on another faithful

Dorinda getting mad that Ron never asked her about herself and then finding out in real time that Colton was the closeted bachelor…. #traitors

Lmao this killed me

My green thong was sitting out on top of my communal apartment washing machines 😩😩. It must’ve fell out of my hamper when I did my laundry A WEEK AGO. Humiliating

The guy I’m talking to is in Hawaii with his husband and I’m working a 150 person banquet with a bunch of needy whiny old people 🙃

New profile pic what do yall think

I spent three hours at work this morning just for the one table I was supposed to wait on ask to be sat with a different server…. So I went home and this is what I’m doing the rest of the day

I got a robe for Christmas and it’s made #fcf a lot more exciting

The Pitt is SO PREDICTABLE I can already guess what’s gonna happen this season based on just the first ep

every time Michael Rappaport opens his mouth

I got a robe for Christmas and it’s made #fcf a lot more exciting

Maura fucking hates Michael’s ass as she should #thetraitorsUS

Flopaport saying he’s “practically another housewife”? #TheTraitorsUS

POV you’re one of the new thongs I’m about to try on

New profile pic what do yall think

I spent three hours at work this morning just for the one table I was supposed to wait on ask to be sat with a different server…. So I went home and this is what I’m doing the rest of the day

Post-cumshot

POV you’re one of the new thongs I’m about to try on

Just found out that my ex that I was starting to talk to again is out doing m*th (again) so that fixes that lol. Trash taking itself out 🙄

Cold front coming in tonight and since clothes aren’t an option I need someone to keep me warm

See a pit post a pit

Cold front coming in tonight and since clothes aren’t an option I need someone to keep me warm

I bet if I would’ve been alive while Charlie Chaplin was doing his whole thing I would’ve thought it was sooooo overrated…

Thoughts??

Do yall like my mom’s Christmas decorations? #FCF

it’s that time of the week again!

Do yall like my mom’s Christmas decorations? #FCF

I had a little more than three and a half years sober when I slipped in October and spent the last two months drinking really heavily. Finally hit my limit the other day and starting over. Embarrassed, tired, but finally feeling hopeful

Fat cock Friday!

Fat cock Friday!

Just playin with my butt

Happiest when I’m nakey

Love being naked in public

Me showing you what a bring to the table.

Boiyoiyoiyoing

It’s cold and I’m sleepy and it’s cold

thanks, chat!!!

I can’t believe I didn’t make the list :/

My ex came over and loaded me up and said he still loves me. I love making bad decisions :)

I just got throat fucked by an up and coming politician….

Of course my boss Teams calls me as I’m taking 🍆 pics. My face 😆

Boiyoiyoiyoing

It’s cold and I’m sleepy and it’s cold

Trying to make this profile more of a fun gay guy that chats with other fun gay guys vibe…. But enjoy the nudes

Drink from the cum fountain