For this double Venusian, I’ll be taking extra naps and getting wine drunk later

y’all be saying we should tell people when they say stupid things more but then get upset when we do just that and i don’t get it :(

Today just feels off

This one of those days where I need to go back to sleep, wake up, and try again

These “love your mama even if she was trash” takes irk me. We don’t see this time of foolery on Fathers Day. You are not obligated to give access to love to anyone even if they’re family. Hell especially family.

Hate who you wanna hate, some of those mom’s should’ve wiped they kids on socks or swallowed them, we’d be better off

Whew 😅 I made it

I want a full country breakfast right now

I wish more would’ve embraced the #MetGala theme fully. Letting the hair and makeup be art in addition to the clothing. More drama. Play with silhouettes and colors and shapes and fabrics. Idk… tonight was very… lackluster in a lot of ways.

Finally somebody’s READYYYYYYY Janelle Monae in custom Christian Siriano on the way to the #MetGala #metgala2026

I hate these shoes. But pretty

I hate how Megan has only been publicly linked to 3 boyfriends and a fuck buddy with a gun, and everybody has acted like she dated like 50 people. Tina Snow came out in 2018, the general masses has known her for 8 years. 4 men in 8 years is NOT serious at all and neither are y’all. Lmao

Let me drink my wine

Lord take whatever is left of Klays knees and give that power to Megan, at least she’ll use it for good 🙏🏾

Hit them like that one SpongeBob episode where Mr. Krabs repo’d the TV shots from that mfs brain 😂

Someone said they would go to the family house and take all the food back 😂

They already on it too, the Etsy Witches have been contacted

That’s why Klay and his family goin back to Stove Top this Thanksgiving, I hope that shit dry and salty

What sounds good for dinner? I’m thinking wings

$Kelyshia84 🥰

I wanna be mimosa wasted

“Hood” daycares have been holding it down for generations. Balanced meals. Everyday applications of math. Appreciation of culture. Very under appreciated.

I ain’t never cussed nobody out who didn’t deserve that shit

It’s always deserved too

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Imma make him a truth telling concoction and spike his drink

They can’t take him to Edna to get fitted for a suit 1st? Chile imma do it but imma put an Apple tag on him

House party and if they doin too much which I suspect they will imma leave early and head to the book club

A cute white leather jacket

Imma be paid and tired either way

Catch me with the Pixies cuz we gon have a time

Saw an article that said people hate avoidant people more than anxious people but they’re both doing the exact same things and yes…. YES

The 3-6-9 rule

I don’t even want the words anymore. What are you men DOING? Watch male children closely and what they consume. Check your family/friends/others, including when it comes to their “jokes”. Physically protect women, and not just the ones you know or are attracted to. DO. Don’t just talk.

The werewolves gon have to reschedule…Vampire tech bros got money and I’m sure they can handle security too

Fae got it most definitely

Can I ask y’all some weird questions and y’all won’t judge me?

I don’t need mozzarella sticks or a brownie fudge sundae with Rocky road ice cream and caramel sauce…

This woman said she has been married for 26 years and her husband has never gone down on her once! Also, she goes down in him. 😳 Chile, she better than me. I told my ex is was a condition for marriage before I would agree to marry him 💅🏾

I love that social media brought us book lovers together 😂😂😂

The dressin but I changed it, the basics are the same though

Military brat…Favorite place was Mannheim Germany

Mom: Wichita, KS Dad: San Bernardino, CA

Mom: gm cook gp military Dad: gm administrative assistant gp military

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