Bunch of dumb b*tches sitting around telling each other “EXACTLY”

idc just hold my hand 😭

we’ve seen who y’all fuck for free. Stop acting like you’re above fucking for money.

today is the only day you can repost this

Walked in from work and the 1st thing my nephew tells me is he’s mad cuz he wants a krabby patty and not the candy 😂

Love you pastor but id pop my man on the lips if he put all this good food on the skyline like advertisement! THIS IS GREY SWEATS TERRITORY!

I know I’m tired cuz I’m thinking about going to bed without eating, I’m too tired to cook

There are times when you should connect someone’s private behavior with their capability to perform a professional occupation and I think politics is one of them. You cannot separate the art from the artist there.

Tipsy and sleepy ☺️

Baby, we are so fucking BACK —

Not in years, let’s see what this summer brings

I put one of those mozzarella sticks on them sliders (don’t judge me) and thank you fellow big backs for the suggestion cuz it was 🔥

Got my hot honey mozzarella sticks today and tomorrow I’m goin to get my Mexican street corn pasta salad!

After almost 3 years I finally found a job 🥰 and yesterday my friends took me out to celebrate and I’m still feeling it today 😂

Issa hoe literally standing in the street & I beeped so she would move. Do you know this hoe told me 'don't do too much' TF... The way the Detroit JUMPED OUT...

Little boys be so noseblind to their own stench.

Trying to calm my nerves…there is no calm before the storm, it’s about to get real ugly

The way stress and anxiety makes all the nerves in my stomach react, should be a crime

I know you fucking lying. What?!

Somebody has tipped my scales in the wrong direction and they don’t even know what’s coming in the near future

I need a night where I’m hanging out the window like the Joker.

In the car with my daughters listening to Luther. I tell them Luther had one of the best voices on earth and folks was worried about him being fat and gay. My oldest daughter goes, "those the best singers" My middle daughter then says, "so when you gone start singing?" Sniped her ass.

This made me cackle!

Tried something different with my hair ☺️

My healthcare and education shouldn't be limited by how much money I have.

Nothing sexual, but I would like to be rubbed on until I fall back asleep.

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIH! looking like THAT????

Who smokin crack?

Ms. Rachel realer than any politician you could vote for.

On my way

Need to go get another bag now

I been going through them bags of Sonic Ice like it’s nothing

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It’s too hot for titties today, I just wanna take them off and lay them down somewhere

White ppl swear God left them in charge.

Hey lets check in and see how divorced Tom Brady is these days

Just how I like my Snickers, full of nuts.

Lake Porter, Meer, Poseidon, Lucky Santangelo

Sit back and enjoy the show…gotta stop by the bar 1st tho

Midnight please

They can watch, I don’t like nothing disturbing my sleep

Work

Hands

Fairy me please

Centaur

Pennsylvania Ave

My nephew went to sleep on his own, so the rest of the night I get to myself