Nazis are taking over and yall are still complaining about people listening to Taylor Swift 💀

Brace yourselves internet. The people who base their entire personality on hating Taylor are about to have a lot of things to say.

I like when we make them afraid.

Tell me it's October in a GIF

Time to get spoopy!

I feel like Jeff lied to me. I was under the impression they had to run the whole challenge with the coconuts….because he said “you have to run the challenge with fucking coconuts” …okay I’m slightly paraphrasing #survivor49

theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises

Tired: Lulu Losers Wired: Blublu losers Is this anything? #Survivor49

TIL I learned homemade croutons are super easy to make and taste so much better than store bought

Is #FireCathy trending? I feel like #FireCathy should 100000% be trending on social media. @wnba.com #WNBA #FireCathyEngelbert

I like to keep things interesting in the danger zone.

We get a Vinny crash out AND him saying he’s “very self aware” with his full chest? Finale was so good last night!

Post something random, or you’ll have an awful October!

Asinine? More like that ass is mine 😏😏😏

The Amazing Wank

Im a beacon of a hint of positivity ❤️

Absolutely wild to listen to Kamala retell this story using words with multiple syllables, meanwhile DJT can’t pronounce acetaminophen….

@sentimentbot.bsky.social 👋🏻

Listening to 107 Days while sitting at my desk at work. Fully expecting to break down and cry at some point. Stay tuned!

America is like that one friend who routinely dates the worst possible humans so their friend group steps in and has to pre approve any potential suitors.

I was under the impression she’d distanced herself from *.*. It’s nice when people out themselves as transphobes so we can act accordingly.

I swear my supervisor walks to my desk to “give me updates” sometimes for the sole purpose of hearing himself talk.

The tribal council #Survivor49

I’m sorry but Gaza protestors protesting/causing a disruption at a book tour is so fucking laughable. GO PROTEST THOSE ACTUALLY IN OFFICE. Yall are so big and bad against democrats, even ones that are literally siding with you, yet never care to do anything towards the bigger threat/one with power.

Subtly downgrade a band. ABBB

A male Taurus has never won Survivor? @bussychan.bsky.social it’s your time to shine bestie!

Instead of discount Ryan Reynolds, what about Kirkland Ryan Reynolds? #Survivor49

Happy new survivor season day to all those celebrate

This may look cute until you realize Maggie has her claws out. Poor @hiscamp229.bsky.social

Do pets get raptured too? Or do I need to leave out extra food for our cats tomorrow?

All of us getting raptured tomorrow

I could just post every conversation @nicktyde.bsky.social and I have. 💁🏼‍♂️

@codester318.bsky.social is bullying me. I need yall to stand up for me.

The last 3 days, we’ve found 2 alarmingly large spiders in the house. So friends, what home remedies (or exterminators if you’re local, cc: @codester318.bsky.social) do we recommend?

Listening to 90’s Country to ✨disassociate✨ from *everything* The state of the world is so bad. Truly overwhelming rn. So today we’re just gonna do our best. Hoping nostalgia can get me through.

We were all Valkyries fans tonight, right?

….we’re seriously reviewing this play? What an embarrassing waste of time. Officials in the W have been a joke for far too long.

During President Obama’s first term I had two separate arguments (one with a family member and another with a former, favorite high school teacher) in which they both made ridiculous, easily debunked claims.

The Wikipedia article for Turn the Beat Around doesn’t list the Darienne Lake/Magnolia Crawford LSFYL in the “appearances in media” section, and that kinda feels criminal tbh

“Your dad is on a work trip with Jesus to support your blueberry budget.” ^absolutely fucking wild lie to tell your child to fuck them up. But I guess it’s better to tell that lie than say “daddy was a disgusting bigot and made a living hurting others and that finally caught up to him.”

Last night at vball open play there was a man who aside from being tall and having a nice smile was not someone I’d typically find attractive. Then I saw his form while passing, setting, and hitting and reader….

"I bought this before Elon went crazy" bumper stickers should really say "I bought this before *I* realized Elon was a piece of shit" because it's not a new revelation. Him and his family have been horrible since forever.

Empathy? For a racist?

@thattvteach.bsky.social wait…is this why we don’t like her?

It’s a really beautiful day

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk: "Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."

‘OVERCOMPENSATING’ has officially been renewed for Season 2.

Hey girlies, quick question - are we done with Wednesday? I feel like after season one everyone was talking about it, but I keep forgetting season two is out because I think I’ve only seen one say anything?