Heading back home after a fun wedding weekend. The first gay wedding we’ve ever attended was a blast!

I’ve seen more companies using cybertrucks, and I swear if someone ever pulls up to my house in one of those ugly mfers, I’m canceling service immediately bc I don’t trust your decision-making ability.

Vince’s soft ass woe-is-me attitude makes it very obvious why he’s a 34-year-old with no job and (now) no girlfriend who lives at home with his parents. Dude has the resiliency of a wet noodle. #BB27

Enzo out first on #TAR38? WE CALL THAT DESI'S KARMA! SO LONG, SUCKA!

My dream ending scenario of #BB27 is Vinny winning the final three HOH, finally manning up and voting out Morgan, and then Ashley beats him in the end because everyone is so mad at him. It will never happen because he doesn't have the you know whats, but a boy can dream.

Someone does this to me, I’m getting pulled from the game bc I’m immediately swinging #Survivor49

Can we talk about how Rizo won the challenge for supplies and immediately turned into a muppet? #Survivor49

Before the #Survivor49 premiere tonight, I'm locking in my winner pick: Sophie Segreti!

My #Survivor49 Fantasy League is picking one player, and I went with R-I-Z-G-O-D, baby.

I'm SO ready for #BB27 to end, mostly because I can't wait to see: #1: The Vince-Kelsey fallout (obvi) #2: The jury to find out the real fan reaction to Riley.

Even if he did cut Morgan (he won’t), I still think he loses to Ashley 🤷🏻‍♂️ #BB27

Trump always seems to exceed my expectations. Going into his UN speech, I thought it was going to be very embarrassing. But he managed to be very, very, VERY embarrassing.

Okay no one responded which means that yall need to go watch bc it’s a good show but also there’s a really cute gay love story in Season 2. 🥹

Both halves of Frenemies going out in stupid not-live evictions. 😢 #BB27

Been slacking on music recs, but there was some good stuff released this week, including Evan Honer’s new album. Evan’s a steady stream of good music. Fav new song is Call You Back. Of the previously released, I love Finally Commit.

Too many people asking IF the rapture is happening tomorrow and not enough asking if it would be so bad if it did.

The White House when the inevitable Tylenol bajillion dollar lawsuit is over.

Every GOP viewpoint in 2025 is contradictory. For example, they’re anti-abortion but also against universal childcare/preschool/healthcare, free school meals, welfare, food stamps, public schools in general, vaccine requirements for kids, adoption by LGBTQ couples, etc. None of it makes any sense.

Does anyone here watch School Spirits?

Anyone need a ride?

I really tried to do this but honestly the drop off after Rachel, Ashley and Will is SO steep for me. 1. Rachel 2. Ashley 3. Will 4. Morgan 5-17. Everyone else in any order #BB27

It’s so incredible that in a season where a player could have saved himself and chose not to (Zach) it’s completely plausible to not have him last or even second to last in worst player ranking. #BB27

Somehow made it to sunrise apple picking after staying out way past my bedtime for Octoberfest.

My hot take is that Sabrina should send Go Go Juice to country radio. It was enough country elements to be considered part of the genre by today’s standards. I just want to see the pearl clutches clutch their pearls.

I'm so offended that Lauren never told the rest of the house how to pronounce "Bayou" correctly. BAY-YOU?!?! BAY-YOU!?!?!?!??!! What the damn hell is that!? #BB27

It’s so ironic/fitting that the final musical guest on Kimmel was Margo Price singing Don’t Let the Bastards Get You Down.

The Vince and Morgan Zingbot zings were really good, but the best zings of the night were Keanu talking shit about Vinny. 😂 #BB27

This is what they were talking about in The Good Place when they said the world had gotten too complicated.

When older people I work with tell stories about when they were younger, it makes me sad bc the majority of the time growing up, I was so worried about every interaction I had with people, I didn’t commit anything else to memory. Then when I came out, I lost nearly all of my college “friends.”

You know when you see a post on social media starting with, “regardless of your politics,” it’s about to be some unhinged shit.

I’m so excited for this.

Mind you, all Charley Crockett said was that many of the same people criticizing Beyoncé’s country album are the same who’ve made a man who says he doesn’t really listen to country music the #1 country artist in the world. Can’t stand these two losers.

The intern having to post that White Locust post on Instagram had to be more scared than Lauren having to do any normal day-to-day activity. #BB27

This season of #SurvivorAU proved that the number of days doesn’t matter. It comes down to casting and production. Australian Survivor is just edited so much more cinematically than US.

Cirie and Parv’s friendship makes me tear up. We all need a ride-or-die like that. #SurvivorAU

If they HAD convinced Janine to votefor Luke, it would’ve been awesome if Parv and Cirie voted for Janine instead. If that happens, it’s: 2-Janine 1-Luke 1-Cirie Janine goes and they show the jury Luke is completely out of the loop. #SurvivorAU BUT ALAS

After what happened during #SurvivorAU, Cirie better show up on the beach for #Survivor50 able to make fire faster than anyone not named Charizard.

Dino kid 4 lyf

This is honestly what I’m hoping for. If that wasn’t their plan before, IT SHOULD BE NOW #BB27

So anyway, #Survivor49 starts in a couple weeks and #TheChallenge has actually been REALLY good so far. Prejury of #BB27 cooked just for them to fuck it up with a dumb twist.

When someone you hate actually makes a good point. #BB27

What the actual fuck #BB27

John Kennedy, Bill Cassidy and Mike Johnson all trying to see which legislator from Louisiana can be a bigger dumbass this week. (It’s all of them)

In Regina George’s voice: Stop trying to make [Big Brother Unlocked] happen. It’s not going to happen. #BB27 Just give the damn live feeds and stop trying to make people watch your silly show.

Honestly they should just let Kelsey in for 5-10 minutes to let her curse Vince out and dump him. Then she can leave. IT WOULD BE CINEMA. #BB27

HAD THIS SAME THOUGHT LAST NIGHT. Their boy Riley is gone so now they’re tipping the scales in favor of Keanu. It’s working, too. Over on IG, people were roasting Ashley for her veto meeting speech bc they don’t know he talks down to her constantly. #BB27

During COVID, the AG in MO would announce he was filing lawsuits against schools with masking policies but not actually file until metrics were coming down and schools were removing masks anyway so he could claim he was the one who did it. Trump’s “crackdown” on DC crime is the exact same thing.

Um, hi Julie. Maybe sit this one out. (Even though she’s obs right) #BB27

Are people really calling out Jimmy for outing what Vince said about his relationship with Kelsey during lockdown? That manchild is acting inappropriately. Fuck his feelings. Kelsey deserves to know. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #BB27

U.S. Senator DOCTOR Bill Cassidy now being vocal against RFK even though RFK is doing EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID HE WOULD DO BEFORE CASSIDY VOTED TO CONFIRM HIM. Bill Cassidy will forever be proof that having a Dr. in front of your name doesn’t mean you’re intelligent.