If you’ve followed me for awhile, you know I’m a yeehaw girlie. I was raised on Dolly and Reba and Shania. Since she debuted 20 years ago, Miranda Lambert has been my favorite artist on the planet. However, her choosing to appear on this tour in today’s political climate is the final straw for me.

It’s the Queen’s birthday! All hail, Dolly! 👑 🎂 🦋

Mine is now: - Broncos - Seahawks - Patriots - Rams (in hell) (I’ll never forget 2019 ⚜️)

Facts bc all three Traitors are GAMING this season. Am I sad that so many gamers are gone already? YES. Am I still excited for the rest of the season bc I think a lot of compelling gameplay will still happen? Also, yes. #TheTraitorsUS

It’s a fucking thing I swear

When I see other NFL fan bases complaining about the refs when I’m a Saints fan who survived 2019

I feel like Rob Rausch throwing me over his shoulder and carrying me through a field in Scotland could cure my seasonal depression.

So this new iPhone update

Ahhhh that’s more like it

Meanwhile my little gentleman 🥹

Queen of side eye

Since all the cool kids are doing it: 2016>>>>>2026

Need the #TheTraitorsUS producers to stop casting Bachelor men bc: - Arie (whiny flop) - Pilot Pete (self righteous flop) - Colton (only redeeming quality is you got Rapaport banished) Meanwhile the one Bachelorette cast was a breakout star

IF YALL HAD JUST LISTENED TO ROB-THE-MOTHER-FUCKING-GOAT-CESTERNINO WE WOULDNT HAVE BEEN SUBJECTED TO FIVE EPISODES OF THIS MAN’S SHENANIGANS. #TheTraitorsUS

M*chael R*apaport really J*ff V*rner-ed himself there, didn’t he 😂 #TheTraitorUS

Stays being a fucking Queen and ally #TheTraitorsUS

Me watching Colton Underwood and Michael Rapaport yell at each other #TheTraitorsUS

Entering Episode 4, I’m rooting for them #TheTraitorsUS

I believe so many of our problems are a result of not being tough enough on the South after the Civil War.

Let's check in on how this is going: - Rob: Absolutely hilarious while he was there, but murdered. - Ron: Funny until the first roundtable, but now sad and alone. - Yam Yam: Constantly either (1) throwing Rob under the post or (2) fighting with Michael Rapaport. #TheTraitorsUS

They should’ve just let @daltonross.bsky.social do ALL of the promo for #Survivor50. Everything they’ve done themselves… the logo, the first look trailer, the cast photos… has been horrendous.

Issalook for #Survivor50 gonna be wild @robhasapodcast.bsky.social @briceizyah.bsky.social lol

I love the friendship and mutual respect between @robcesternino.bsky.social and Candiace Dillard Bassett in the aftermath of his #TheTraitorsUS murder. They have long been two of my reality TV favorites - It feels like when you introduce two of your friends and they immediately hit it off.

Only gamers I’m rooting for are Natalie and Monet. The other two… #TheTraitorsUS

How's Year 35 going so far? I just pulled a white hair...FROM MY NOSE.

DAD 🥲 #TheTraitorsUS

Binged all of His and Hers today. So. Fucking. Good.

Rob’s message had me in tears this morning. It was so beautiful.

Fun fact: This is the news station that I used to work at, and I was working there when this clip was recorded. 😆 Instant gold. I was also working there for this absolute diva.

Im just going to say it. Evolving via friendship I’m Pokemon is STUPID. I’m replaying Pokemon Gold, and my Eevee is ready to evolve, but I have to wait until AM to play bc I want Espeon.

Finally got the boyf to like sushi ✅ But now I have to share 😢

For someone who talks a big game, he’s also such a huge baby

It’s so hard to be a country music fan bc SO many artists are fucking bigots, but I know I love the right ones (like Ken Pomeroy and JR Carroll) bc they’ve been using their platforms to advocate for Renee Good

That’s my mom right there. SERVING. #Survivor50

Ron is A++++++ casting. #TheTraitorsUS

If Natalie Anderson rips Michael Rapaport a new one at any point this season, I’ll consider it a huge success no matter what else happens. Like I need Natalie to get fed up with him going after Yam Yam and take matters into her own hands #TheTraitorsUS

I know that Rob is the 🐐, but how did NO ONE else clock that something was up? *Everyone sitting in silence, sad about a failed banishment and worried about an impending murder* Candaice: LET’S FUCKING CONGA #TheTraitorsUS

Dear Traitors, You already murdered my Dad. Do not murder my baby boi/eye candy/BF too. K, thanks. - Hunter #TheTraitorsUS

Walk with me: I think these two have a lot of similarities as Traitors and I look forward seeing how Rob’s game plays out. #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitorsUK

I was 1/3 here, and I’m VERY happy with the one. Such fun and chaotic TV. #TheTraitorsUS

It was so surreal seeing @robcesternino.bsky.social on #TheTraitorsUS last night. Anytime he was in the background of a scene, I felt like it was a #RHAP bit where they were editing him into the show. 😂 I can’t believe we got Rob on TV again. ❤️

Nobody does preseason content the way Dalton does. The literal 🐐. #Survivor50

Me to my coworkers who’ve never seen Rob play: He was so horny on his first #Survivor season, it’ll be interesting to see him play now that he’s older. One of the first thing Rob says: So. Fucking. Hard. #TheTraitorsUS #RHAP

Of course ICE isn’t hesitant about shooting more people - the federal government just said they don’t GAF

I’m so torn bc Rob being picked as a Traitor guarantees we get SO much Rob content. But I kind of what him to ingratiate himself with the Faithful before ending up in gen turret. But TBH we all know Rob’s getting his camera time no matter what. #TheTraitorsUS

For any bloomfs who are #TheTraitorsUS fans but not #Survivor fans, I think it’s important to note before watching Yam Yam that not only were he and Carolyn on the same season, but also on the same starting tribe and played all 26 days together.

With these three on the cast, this season has a high probability of being the funniest #TheTraitorsUS season yet.

Whether Rob is there for 1 episode or every episode, I’m just so excited that another generation is going to get to know his sense of his humor, incredible confessionals and strategic mind. #TheTraitorsUS

When I was 4, I knew every word to this song by heart (and my mom still claims she didn’t know I was gay)