Saw an absolutely mint C4 in yellow with pristine salad spinners on the way to the grocery store bumping Stardust's 'Music Sounds Better With You' and for the first time in my life, I appreciated a C4.

Tony La Russa, Chicago White Sox, 1983 Topps

Demon Knight was the film watch of the century tonight. Turned my dog shit week completely right side up.

Wishing a very Happy Fall... down the steps and never wake up to all the diecast scalpers today.

OCTOBER MUSIC THREAD 🎃 🎃 🎃 KEEPS THE URGES AWAY FOR A LIL BIT 🎃 🎃 🎃

There IS hope.

Ok but do you think there's Spooky Rule 34 of Skele-Rexy and Skele-Spike?

PittRace is probably gonna turn into a data center but sure, shit's fine in the US.

Four Crown #2 - @varcracing.com - Darlington I texted Kite before leaving work, thought about it on the drive, got home and threw the setup out the window and tried again. Building a Racing Team LLC 1-2 smooths over getting stuck in traffic and a lap down early from a bad Q run. Q: 20th R: 11th

When someone tells you Formula One is the pinnacle of motorsport, it’s important you remind them that they could never figure out refueling.

Mike Shildt has the chance to do it all right now. It's time for October baseball.

Aaron Judge AL MVP Voters

Smokey and the Bandit (1977) - 0:49:06 Dir. Hal Needham Runtime 96 minutes 🚬 x 22, or one cigarette every 4.36 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/smokey-and-the-bandit/

It's Libra season and I am 666% back on my bullshit in ways that can't be stated on a public forum.

@varcracing.com - Lime Rock Park Classic - Rounds 06/07 FIRST RACE Q: 15th F: 13th SECOND RACE F: 8th Ooh. Short course shootouts in the stock cars always go off like bootleg fireworks. No real issues in the first race. Second race, about the same. Quiet night -- FOUR CROWN up next.

Also this week: T-SHIRT SALE! All of the administrators are strong Virgos and Libras who will cut you if you don't buy a t-shirt. (Stillman will use a chainsaw.) varcracing.threadless.com

RACE DAY!!!! Tonight: A doubleheader short course shootout as the National Series visits Lime Rock Park Classic for the first time!!

Update: We can't find any so venmo me and we'll go in for a commissioned piece

Do you think there's Rule 34 of Spike and Rexy?

It's just the boys (one of em got podium today) @norskracer98.bsky.social @ryaneversley.bsky.social @juggalo69faygo.bsky.social

Drinking Stag beer on the infield of IMS? It's more likely than you think.

We are in the Eastern Time Zone which hits different (way worse) than being in the Papal Time Zone

DHH still getting dragged thru the mud a decade after the seatbelts debacle is fucking sending me.

@tufftitty.bsky.social Have you been enjoying the Orange Bumper Podcast on your commutes lately?? I think you'd love it.

The sous chefs at work now ask me when they see me after 1pm if I've eaten and if I say 'no' they give me free lunch. It is the little things 🥲

Maybe the fifth espresso was a mistake.

The cool menu of the stalwart of many an anime fan of the early 2000s' DVD collection: Macross Plus: The Ultimate Edition. (Movie disc)

And just like a regular door knob, it carries no locking abilities after I smoke it with a 30lb sledge

"Ah! I love these lazy saturdays." "It's wednesday, homer."

I'm still kind of sad I didn't live in a time where it made sense to have my own home PBX. The other side to this is that it's kinda cool to have home handsets that auto connect to your phone with Bluetooth.

@varcracing.com MUSIC RACE VIII @ BRISTOL S: 10th F: 7th Got up out of the groove once about halfway and annihilated the wall. Got a couple cautions to repair it some and then I sent it. Havin' a Good Time. 'SIX' by Bass Drum of Death just came out last Friday and it's their best in ten years.

@tufftitty.bsky.social Don't look now brother, they gave Landon Huffman a Sheetz car to mangle and destroy. My condolences.

RACE DAY!! And what a special one it is - The premier Tuesday night iRacing private league makes their first stop at Bristol in more than three years to celebrate VARC MUSIC RACE VIII!

IndyCar finale back to Laguna Seca is the most tired and wet fart of a season finale you could have. At least they gave us the doubleheader in Milwaukee again. (That's actually their only W, tbh)

Alternatively: Absolutely the fuck not. (No I didn't click. Ben Hochman is a turd.)

gas grass or ass you need to touch SOMETHING

All ready to go for tomorrow night's 8th Bi-Annual Music Race at Bristol with @varcracing.com.

it’s crazy that they would make a documentary about the year there was no world series

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Boofing red 40??

ten years of trying ten years of frustration tonight we shoot to skrill

Swordtember RELIQUARY #swordtember

Headed to foam party at Bristol

@blackstockalypse.bsky.social You like seafood?

tfw the crowd doesn't realize you're hanging a short but thick penis

@blackstockalypse.bsky.social Be careful! I heard updating the app to get saved posts will take away your 'Following' tab!!

Embrace Frank Frazetta Thought

The single most interesting thing about today's race was how somehow the Goodyears on the 11 didn't pop in a frontstretch length burnout. That's absolutely wild.

This race is dog ass.