ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

I spoke to Catherine for an upcoming episode of Casual, and we specifically didn't speak about this card, but instead her journey and achievements, and let me tell you, she should be as known in the community as LSV or Finkel. She broke so much ground and took so much bullshit in an era of goons.

It's not the rapture just because you saw a guy float away, there are other reasons that happens to guys

On this week's episode of the podcast, we invited Seth Dickinson, author of the Edge of Eternities story, to talk to us all about writing Magic's first sci-fi story, how to get inside the mind of an alien, and cool spaceships! podcasts.apple.com/tr/podcast/3...

Yeah, thanks to the new Pick-Two Draft format, my first picks from this second pack were pretty obvious: Burst Lightning for my deck and a foil Tarmogoyf I can sell later

Do you remember? It’s my birthday today (yes, really)! That means I can invoke the sacred social media rites of the PROMO THREAD! let’s boogie

This video is about the history of Oops All Spells, the players who made it, and the players who love to hate it. ft @faultedform.bsky.social and @boshnroll.bsky.social 🎥: youtu.be/dOs3_9aJ56I

A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.

Sick and twisted, sick and twisted!!! ᕙ⁠[⁠･⁠۝･⁠]⁠ᕗ

Need to find a local comic shop to pick up the first issue of @magic.wizards.com's Untold Stories: Elspeth from @darkhorse.com? Check out Comic Shop Locator to find stores near you! #Vorthos

The Fox is free! Today my debut, Audition For The Fox, is officially out in the world. Magic. Fables. Time travel. And the many ways even a goofball can resist oppression & fight tyranny. Thank you to everyone who had a paw in bringing this into the world & supporting it. Forever grateful, I am 🦊💜

Blood test at doctors appointment this morning. Any time I get this done, I remember the middle/high school friend who claimed his doctors said his blood was part bionicle, before a year or so later saying part vampire. I can only assume he is being studied in a secret research facility

Every week I make one million dollars on Draft Kings betting that everybody’s gonna have fun out there

Dream project I want to work on but refuse to manage is a one-shot magazine typeset and printed week of a MagicCon. True Duelist package. Casual and comp play, lore character profile, artist interview, rules bulletin, faux letters from readers mailed in by friends, etc

Believe it or not, I'm on that arcane kami bullshit

Better late than never, this is an ode to Snack Time with Vorthos, which just turned twenty years old donnycaltrider.substack.com/p/vorthos-2025

Calling this shot in the dark a week or two before it was confirmed is still fucking hilarious

Magic fans have ALWAYS been allergic to main characters, and only like them in hindsight

Very original opinion. Here it is in 1999.

Reading a report from US Nationals 1995

The issue of Scrye magazine I picked up for research came sealed with a Wyvern booster pack. Any mutuals collect or, more likely, maintain a party box where it can find a home?

I forgot what I said in here, but Shivam and I could have gone on for hours 😅 Check it out!

Hmm who could have written that awesome little blurb on the back? 🤔🤔😇 Come get a copy at #MCAtlanta!

Anyways, tested glossy stock. Undecided. (Find me anytime after the Friday preview panel for a copy at #MCAtlanta)

It's simple, just kill Alchemy, move its budget into digital universes within sets for each UB, eventually print a masters set of the big hits, effectively silence most of the loudest UB critics

The villains not being as thematically tethered paid off imo. Heavy lean on recent settings, not exclusive though

Setting my expectations for Through the Omenpaths low with three (3) preexisting characters getting cards. Hollering at five, popping bottles at seven

@hipstersofthecoast.com reached out this summer and told me he was getting the band back together. It was good to play with Magic & meaning again. www.hipstersofthecoast.com/2025/09/phil... #magicthegathering #MTGEOE

Reminder: The first issue of Untold Stories Elspeth from @darkhorse.com is out next week! #Vorthos #1 - Sept 17 #2 - Oct 29 #3 - Nov 26 #4 - Dec 24

I'll be attending #MCAtlanta on Friday and Saturday! Food, EDH, cube, my schedule is decently open

EDGE OF ETERNITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Custom shorts idea

Rhystic Studies is looking for a Magic accessories sponsorship. Please email [email protected] to inquire. Thank you!

Through an informally infernal agreement, I will be providing tasty lore tidbits to the Demon on occasion. This week: Ulgrotha. #Vorthos

This is the only First Look we should get for sets

In which I ask the important question: does Bedlam Reveler imply the existence, divine or not, of an Innistradian Jesus of Nazareth?

And if you think you are safe -- well, shame on you for not caring about other people -- you probably are not unless you fit a very narrow definition of American. One that is decidedly not American. They are going to keep taking the rope given and use it to keep adding groups to their dark agenda.

Transphobes would have a lot less reach on here if everyone stopped arguing with them and quoting their posts to dunk on them, they don't give a rat's ass about your arguments and enjoy wasting your time.

I've wanted this functionality for forever. Sending a link that is simply s=eoe or pw=wrenn to people asking about those things is a few steps easier than manually entering filters. Easy as

I've wanted this functionality for forever. Sending a link that is simply s=eoe or pw=wrenn to people asking about those things is a few steps easier than manually entering filters. Easy as

We're rolling out an experimental, optional linked search feature on the site! #Vorthos •Author search •Planeswalkers and non-Planeswalkers •Combinations of filters that can get pretty granular. This version does not yet have the full catalog, currently 2020 onward. It will slowly be backfilled.

Getting sick on Friday made me forget to share my great #vorthos love!! Being able to write and think this way has animated me more than I ever thought it could. www.hipstersofthecoast.com/2025/07/edge...

What was the first Magic art y'all used as a desktop wallpaper?

Would be a great start to the long weekend though

There is a quality to the magic stories and flavor text that cements time periods into simple sentences. The sparkmages shriek, ogling the bogle, holding the li-. On one hand yes I am telling the stories of magic to give my viewers context. "Documenting the tales of the multiverse" and all of that.

When I started looking at Magic through the Vorthos lens in 2017 after 15 years with the game, it changed everything. I found my people. It's never been a player profile, but a way of life. And it changed mine forever. Thanks Vorthos, Happy Birthday (More about this on Substack 8/31 👀🎨) #vorthos

Happy Birthday Vorthos!! I wanted to make something for the birthday, but I’m going to reflect on the project that I finished over two years ago- The Strixhaven Animatic! 🧵!!

I learned this day was coming up and I started to write something "profound" 4 different times this week. Each time I felt like I wasn't able to truly capture what makes being in this #Vorthos community so incredible. Even now, as I'm writing this thread instead, I doubt it will fully grasp 1/9