New baseball rule: extra innings are now permanent. All future baseball games are now 15 innings minimum. If a game goes 16 innings, all subsequent games shall then be 16 innings, etc

If it hits the 20s there might be a full implosion

ATP they should go for 18 innings just for giggles.

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Posts “:/“ Dips for five hours Posts balls joke Immediately dips again This is the Damon experience

I mean I’d give this bar a try

With my Phillies eliminated I can return to my queer excluded from sports roots and say Did they base the ball? It seems like they should base the ball and then win. Really kinda embarrassing that neither team has based ball yet

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Ah. I see the baseball is being very normal

The jokes…they sustain me

So we can all agree that we’re having a bit of justice sensitivity fatigue?

Why is the world so fucking unfair man I just wanna be happy and safe I just want my friends to be happy and safer Like is that really so much to ask?

The worst part of crying is your nose getting stuffed up

Pro-Death administration

I need a new chair but I don’t want to research chairs or buy a chair But like I cannot be trying to make professional quality recordings of myself in the worlds squeakiest chair. Like it’s fine as long as I sit absolutely perfectly still So basically it’s torture

I am alone in the room. So yes?

Why is the world so fucking unfair man I just wanna be happy and safe I just want my friends to be happy and safer Like is that really so much to ask?

jfc I thought this was the Onion.

I hate that this is needed but I am glad it exists. Talk to your children

Link.

Update: the meltdown decided for me

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Link.

Free Link dammit

The frogs have my vote

I 100% get why Link did the mutual aid Fridays. Like, every time someone replies by telling me the need is met is one less person struggling in the world.

Ok autistic buddies straw poll: Are meltdowns sometimes necessary, or should you always avoid them if you can? Would you even let yourself meltdown as part of coping with being overwhelmed?

Look when it comes down to it, Technology Connections’ series on the CED and the downfall of RCA will always be there for me

ENOUGH! I am disgusted by the horrific crimes done by ANTIFA in PORTLAND. They’re in their little frog suits, so small. They’re having bubble parties and dancing like little children. Our troops are afraid! Scared! I am announcing a 10000% tariff on little frogs and little bubbles. PRAISE GOD!

You go to H&M ONE TIME

The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is more men identifying as heterosexual biromantic

Seeing Ms. Rachel say exactly what needs to be said to Obama is so damn refreshing

My therapist mentioned a train trip and didn’t have the train details immediately available like does she even know me

Hey guys I think therapy might work

No but I think a regular d&d group would actually fix me

Since Link is banned, his mutual aid Fridays have gone with him. This was one of the most altruistic things I’ve seen anyone on this site do. In light of this, I’m gonna try to fill the gap. Drop your mutual aid requests under this thread and I will repost them for as long as I can.

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Got ‘em

antifa is suicide prevention

Eep time Love all you silly people in my phone If you see me on before tomorrow morning yell at me👋

This is how I feel when I take my sunglasses off

Iconic

My autocorrect recommended the word “unserious” Bluesky has ruined me

They should invent a me who is less needy

They’re saying it’s the most awkward episode of Taskmaster ever made

Ok well the Phillies are bums and lost in an appropriately embarrassing manner.

Over ear headphones are great because it’s like they’re giving your head a hug

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