My grand, I say, my grandmother once said...

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The Simpsons 2 (PlayStation Portable) - Homer Pleasure Animation

I’ll sometimes hop into Donkey Kong Bananza just to hang out on DK Island. It reminds me of how I’d be perfectly content just to romp around Jungle Hijinxs for hours in the original Donkey Kong Country. For me, just being able to “exist” in this space is worth the price of admission.

Wonder how this man is doing now after this?

It's crazy people still want me to believe Miyamoto hates Rosalina because even if he DID, it's clear that didn't last. He even said "what was I so hung up on?" back in this old interview with him and Iwata discussing her.

my girlfriend asked if she could make a Mii for my island and handed this back to me 30 minutes later.

I said like 8 years ago that the way to solve superhero movies was by making them into genre flicks instead of trying to turn each of them into an Avengers movie and now that we have noir crime thriller Batman and horror Clayface I can't wait for lesbian road trip Harley and mockumentary Aquaman

ARTICLE: Miyamoto wants to adhere to incorporating Oogtar into the plots of future games.

Nature calls Happy Earth Day 🌎

Some people think The Simpsons has a couch gag in every episode. Where out of 805 episodes, 465 of them have original couch gags, 188 of them were reused and 152 of them don't have a couch gag at all

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia— AOC: Wah wah wah. We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no. What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.

I've seen a lot of "Who would win, Superman vs ____" questions, but honestly the answer is probably just "Superman would be nice to them and they wouldn't have to fight"

I'm afraid it's been... 9 years since very first Nerd and Jock comic

Its interesting that regular people can be charged for "standing by" during a shooting, but cops can't (thinking of Uvalde) www.wzzm13.com/article/news...

And republicans aren’t doing anything about it. Letting the bad man pretend to be king.

This Is fake, they were told it was fake, and they said they don't care and won't take it down.

Tomodachi Life:

This is the fourth time this had happened to me on Cara. And it's starting to get on my nerves...

So baked she’s two days late

Four years ago today, I posted my first beetle moses comic

"But what if Coyote vs. Acme sucks?" So? All art deserves to be seen by people, even bad art. Even if, God forbid, it's one of the worst movies ever made, I prefer it be released as opposed to being thrown out to make rich assholes richer.

it's worth noting Miyamoto has not had an active role with Mario games for a while. the last Mario game he oversaw was as general producer for Odyssey which was nearly a decade ago. for as stupid as this statement is i really don't think this is gonna happen lol

Nature has MANY wonders! Happy Earth Day!

please remember that tails cares for you

Diddy Kong Racing artist Kevin Bayliss shared a look at unused character Roo who was replaced by Pipsy.

😔😔😔😔😔 I guess I'm not blocked by @why.bsky.team, the famous big weenie who got super mad when people made fun of him for being a huge dipshit and cooling off his phone by drowning it.

Ecco The Dolphin playable on the official website. There's another countdown (2157 hours, or July 21st) www.eccothedolphin.com

Draw THIS in your art style 👀🩷

Mario fandom is 90% someone imagining a canon, tricking themselves into believing that canon exists, trying to find proof of that canon and then getting mad when that made up canon isn't followed.

HUMAN ARTISTS! Use one piece to convince people to follow you!

too late to run for president?

Fun Fact: this accidentally would make Peach CANONICALLY trans. Rosalina’s storybook only mentions her having a brother—not a sister—and since their mom is dead that means Peach couldn’t have just been born after Rosalina left. That means if Peach and Rosalina are sisters, Peach has to be trans.

Paramount+ is a dying platform that ain't nobody gonna use, it's actually better the movie got leaked because it means people actually get to watch it now. Simply put it in theaters and I won't watch the leak, it's that simple.

Because people don't want to buy your whiskey while you're spitting in their face

iShowSpeed is on pace to give Logan Paul the biggest ratio in twitter history

The Dagger #theowlhouse #toh

Okay, so full transparency. I did dip it in a pool after it said it was too hot. I was told not to do that before doing so, but

Rich guy grievance is so pathetic. Retaliating against my unprovoked abuse is the real abuse. Lashing out and then crying as official national policy

Between people online trying to find reasons to label Pragmata problematic and then those same types digging up Kovach's seven year old tweet to get angry at him, I'm starting to think maybe me realizing the terminally online life style wasn't worth pursuing happened at the right time lol

Wow, that @why.bsky.team has officially blocked over 300k+ users for disliking AI slop