No, I’m okay. It’s just being a pillar in this many people’s personal growth narratives can be a bit much sometimes is all. I’m sure I’ll get over it.

It’s been said before, but bears repeating: the reason cis straight white men are so obsessed with accusing people of abusing their identities to gain an advantage is because they themselves are the group who does that more than anybody else. They cannot conceive of a cooperative, diverse world.

Lionel Messi and Hugo Lloris were the two team captains in the 2022 World Cup Final in Qatar, and yesterday they were captains for LAFC and Inter Miami 😯 Two greats still going strong 👏

I literally watched them give LAFC a foul when the player didn’t even touch the guy who literally just tripped over his own foot! But apparently that’s not enough for King Baby Lio 😂 These guys were flopping all night. Loser behavior.

With a crowd of 75,673 at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, tonight's match marked: • The largest opening day crowd in MLS history • Second-highest single-game attendance in MLS history • The highest-attended match in global soccer on Saturday

What a great game. I’ve been an #LAFC supporter from day-one, but never made it to a game. Watching the guys take it out on Miami was delicious. Getting to do that with amazing friends, surrounded by tens of thousands of fans was amazing.

it's like someone tried to explain the madonna-whore complex to him, and he was like "oh wait yeah, that's my foundational belief"

Okay, somebody needs to account for the excessive focus on feet in Starfleet Acadmey. What the fuck is going on?

Almost forgot I was hot.

Setting aside all the underlying issues with the culture I was raised in, I was at least taught that it was weird loser shit to hate women and poor people. Apparently a lot of people never got the message.

idk how to rebuild society for this but i don't think people should be allowed to talk like this without it going very poorly for them

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences

Last night I dug into the drawer of my night stand for some ibuprofen and the lid to the bottle was gone. Loose pills everywhere. I can't find the lid for the life of me.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt has also been promoting Heritage Foundation collaborator Jonathan Haidt, who promotes the trans contagion conspiracy theory (basically the internet is turning your kids trans so we need KOSA). And Joseph Gordon-Levitt is selling this to liberals! www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6wR...

Put @tawnynewsome.bsky.social in charge of Star Trek @paramountnewsbr.bsky.social

It's not a novel or new point, but the fact that AI boosterism is SO tied to capitalist ideology is important to highlight because the harder I look the more I realize it's basically just the exact same way of thinking.

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

I am tired of looking at zemped out bodies with giant veneers.

JK Rowling has not tweeted since openly denying that her team invited the world's most notorious child rapist to a kid's play despite evidence directly disproving her claims

If you go into it with the right spirit, everything is a bath bomb.

The internet is full of people pretending to believe or say shit to trigger people who are pretending to be mad about shit and it’s exhausting.

Today I saw ICE gas little white kids in the streets of Portland with chemical weapons. Imagine what they're doing to brown and black kids in the detention camps

Learning from something called the Epstein files that I left Reddit at precisely the right time.

he always had trouble with anti-virus measures

The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.

How is January six weeks long?!

Watching the democrats operate under this administration is like the escape scene in Shawshank where Tim Robbins crawls through a mile-long pipe of shit, except in this case somehow he ends up back in the jail

Between me and the democratic governor who DOESN’T think ICE should be abolished, who would you say is enabling fascism more

Today’s Starfleet Academy episode was what I was worried about. What is with this goofy ass iMovie looking color grading on the flashbacks? Bad acting all over. Using the Kirk Spock theme to try and compensate for badly-done scenes. Refusing to pull the camera back at all times. Ugh.

I've recently experienced the hedonic treadmill with True Lime™ powdered lime. It started with one packed added to my drink. Now I'm buying shaker bottles so I can put like 5-6 packets worth in there. I've blown out my tastebuds. Sourpatch kids taste like honey to me.

What makes Gavin Newsom such a skilled politician is that he stands up to Trump’s bullying with piping hot memes AND is able to agree with Trump about policy www.sacbee.com

So is everyone else’s workplaces seemingly being run by chatGPT?

Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN. "Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."

These gotta be the stupidest motherfuckers in the history of earth.

Get in babe, we’re relitigating false narratives about 2016 that blame leftists and normies instead of the actual Nazis.

Truly this is the first Star Trek directed by Quinton Tarantino.

The term “Amusement Park” is so pretentious—stop acting like you never had fun on a swing set.

Iduno, feels kind of demeaning they invented a type of coin to award the intellectually challenged.

The Sierra Online games I played as a kid lead me to believe I’d be finding a lot more stuff in tree hollows.

My top five fans 1. Joey Buttafuoco 2. Redman 3. The Blue Wiggle 4. That guy from Band of Brothers 5. Amy Sherald

Never would have that I’d someday find that Joey Buttafuoco is my biggest fan but here we are.

Watching the Golden Globes with these announcers is like watching it along with the least interesting people you know just saying the most banal shit.

Not that I know much if anything about her, but everything I’ve ever learned about Tate McRae I have learned against my will.

My birthstone is monosodium glutamate

Listen, I love @dropout.tv and am a paying subscriber, but I’m not nerdy enough to know who half these people are and they act like they’re famous. So many instances of “well, as you know” that are things I had no idea about lol.

I am plagued by the affections of big booty boy-moms. Ma’am: I have nothing to offer you. You really wanna’ be with a guy who talks about The Silmarillion? You really wanna’ watch archaeology YouTube with me?

If elected, I will outlaw the shortening of sitcom theme songs in the later seasons.

“Italian Wedding” sounds less like a soup and more like a sex act.