trying to find a job

Any hardcore Tolkien fans here? And I'm talking like "knows about the ongoings of the 2nd Age of Arda" levels of hardcore nerd. The reason? ... Does Rings of Power have anything salvageable from it lore- or character-wise?

Endeavoring to improve myself by being less bitchy and gossipy, a toxic habit that I am far too old to indulge

Sammy just needs some help before class (he's a trusty TA after all!) (We've gotten enough reskeets/likes on the base pic to get another stage/date with Sammy, and for now, looks like he's... somewhat in control of himself ;3)

When me and bro gotta piss at the same time

Until your throat is perfectly shaped like his dick

I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs. This video is lowballing it.

what if I did just a little bit of shading for my sketches

international women’s day

Geralts

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.

This quote from EarthBound just doesn't get old. #EarthBound #MOTHER2

This is Dokochoke, my second Pokesona. An idea came to mind about incomplete evolutions, and decided to leverage the idea with a Pokemon that I like aspects of, both in fully-evolved and not-fully-evolved form. Also, he has the minty-green color of Gen 3 Machamp. Comm by @chokeylover.bsky.social!

If you're wondering how bad things were at Pixar for women, the answer is pretty horrifyingly bad.

might as well upload the trailer on the steam page here. store.steampowered.com/app/4346650/...

In my fantasy setting he's a druid but in the modern one he's just a bloke with 4 allotments. #firbolg

AFK Journey with more diverse hair colours.

Finished coloring the set featuring my character JP relaxing in the sauna after hockey practice! He's busy daydreaming about a fellow teammate 😇

Barret with two large dangerous weapons🔩 [FFVII]

recent commissions! illustration for nkhaandol/fimbulvetr #furryart #male #NSFW

Drew my character JP a couple weeks back, so naturally I had to draw his buddy Johnny working up a sweat before they meet up later 😇

This quote isnt just out of touch or disappointing, its fucking dark. Gay people are not a conversation parents need to have with their kids? Knowing gay people exist doesnt require therapy?? Any parents who thinks that way needs to have their kids removed ASAP. Get in a volcano, Pete.

anyways hits him with the bara ray

Going thru old stuff and found some comics I drew

scientifically accurate wolf size chart

George being besties with the surfer guy heals my soul. And gives me another excuse to draw the surfer guy as well :D

"Oh? You love when the big king poses, right? Well, here's something else king-sized~" NSFW sketch with Bowser🔥

I definitely think a gold PA ring would look good on the end of my dick.

i did a first-pass design for @orcflorist.bsky.social’s guy in our TTRPG. this is Alwyn

Macro March concept: longevity as a mechanic for gigantic sizes. At some point in their adulthood, a person finds out they just never stopped growing, perhaps a mere cm per year, but then those years started adding up...

holy and unholy tools for holy and unholy twins i wanted to design yveráni and daevalón's weapons 🌺 [ #oc | #art ]

Sometimes when im trying to come up with new body shapes to play around with I think about CheshireBacon's dudes with wide birthing hips and watermelon-crushing thighs Even now I still can't figure out how to draw them in a way that works as well as his

visibly liberal burrito wins every time

“MAGA’s fundamental shared quality is a total lack of theory of mind for other people” is a theory that keeps getting validated by reality - look at almost every decision they’ve made in the war with Iran, and how they seem constantly surprised by the unanticipated actions of other parties.

absolute fucking obliteration

We can’t take everyone from the States. But we should make a concerted effort to provide refugee status to trans people from the USA. What’s happening to them there is a hate crime.

evil. it's ok to call evil people evil. in fact it is necessary

after much consideration, i'm sorry.

It is so weird when younger people think that getting older means ceasing social participation This is also why so many of you fear aging. You think that you will be forced away from life and society

Did you know Thoraden is a Master Tracker? With his reliable compass, he always finds the biggest booty. Er, treasure.

✨Commission piece for @valeryn.bsky.social ✨ Getting drunk and horny at a midnight tavern

Politicians crying that they're just "protecting the children" while doing the exact opposite is nothing new, but if this becomes law it could effectively end the careers of some of you favorite queer creators (including mine!)

hrothgar expression practic…

Muscle... Fat... Height... and some 4th stat.... (What's that 4th stat?)

Got some more dancing photos night. I need more for advertising myself lol

Feeling really strong and sexy lately. Who knew being consistent in the gym and eating well would make a lot of progress lol 😝💪

Perfect example of why everyone hates tech people. Perpetually aggrieved self righteous douchebags who cant even take the lightest ribbing of their unwarranted sense of self importance lol