Im just a girl standing in front of roughly 5500 people saying we need fifth element lego sets

My friend got me into Longmont Potion Castle and I’ve been losing my mind

I heard some dude say he listens to art, not music. Some people really do need their head shoved in a toilet.

When two samurai meet, it becomes a battlefield⚔️ 侍同士が出会うとこうなりますっ☆ 今回はギリ勝てましたが次はわかりませんっ☆

I’d probably be dead if it weren’t for my amazingly talented and loving friends tbh

How much disdain is warranted for friends that are friends with Trump supporters they’d willingly bang? I actually find it kinda disgusting

People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders. But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡

I've played Sophie for people who have never heard her work and still manage to blow people's minds. RIP

1000% believable that the Charlie Kirk shooter went from writing owo on casings to "my love, my precious star, it is a little while longer yet till my face rests upon your tender bosom"

hayao miyazaki refusing to go to the american premiere of howl until he found out bacall was gonna be there at which point he adjusted his tie & vanished in a cloud of dust headed for manhattan is possibly the most relatable thing dude has ever done

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

Ghost hunters after finding Nancy Reagan’s spirit

I have a sneaking suspicion I'm going to have the worst birthday of my life

I’m really exhausted by how normalized casual biphobia is. “Bi person in a straight relationship” wow maybe a lifetime of being culturally pushed toward hetero relationships and hostile invalidation from gold stars made it difficult to pursue feelings in a space we’re told we don’t belong in.

cuck who calls it 'getting benched'

This is the worst day of my life

CUNO - “Fuck does Cuno care?” The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)

RFK Jr. please declassify the secret of NIMH

This cat is seriously going to look at me like she isn’t the reason I slept only two hours last night

Nut vid with sound(dubbed)

My mom always brings me a gigantic case of Stella Artois from Costco when she visits and I’m working up the courage to tell her that I fucking hate Stella I mean free beer is free beer but I can’t keep doing this

Everything makes me think of her

Checking in on a discord server full of conservative gamers. Ah cool they’re sharing gifs of a video game character’s feet and talking about how she’s a goddess.

Instagram, I’ve seen that promoted post every single day for weeks now. Please let me move on, I have a family

I accidentally stepped on a cicada and killed it. :( My day was going well until now

LORD Grantham

When she tells me she likes a guy who makes noise

I hate a mite like you so much that I’m gonna get your head down in the mud and trample it

gimme the dick boy, and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your cock and balls

Love our beautiful big boy

On the train with what I’m pretty sure is a defense contractor queer.

I love these kinds of nebulous liberal rants that are ultimately racist at their core because they’re designed to erase the significant history and modern presence of PoC within leftist political spaces.

Found mealybugs on two of my plants ☹️

Le Labo got me smelling myself like a creep

New friend

Starting off the work week with a bad mental health day. Now that we have a new employee in our US office, I get to see how much my boss doesn’t like or have much respect for me. Perfect time to come home to the medical bill from my ER visit. 😌

Do radio DJs still have crazy names like DJ Screw On Head

That’s a great cat right there.

Quickest “STOP” reply so far

Tied with '54 Godzilla and Minus One/Minus Color as my all time fave Godzilla movies.

I will never stop judging people whose favorite early 2000s website was ebaumsworld

It appears I’ve found Marlon Brando in cat form

Heading to a checkup with a little sweetie

Getting tough but necessary advice from friends on some personal matters.

The new Clipping single is hot af

Nice

Repping @katmabu.bsky.social

Chi licked BB today but then hissed and gave her multiple swats. Some progress

The spider mites have suffered a devastating defeat but we will see if they return.