2½ miles and had plenty left in the tank, but my bad knee decided to swell. 😑 Definitely could've hit 3. But I can't run Tough Mudder if I injure myself so I'm going home slightly disappointed.

Okay, beefy white man with the cross around your neck, you can stop gawking at me. Know you've probably never seen a hot Black girl before, but uh, that's because we avoid you.

Crowded and Big Bang Theory is on This is why I avoided going to the gym at night for so long

Time to open my gym bag that hasn't seen the light of day in 3 weeks. Whew boy...

Perusing Online Risqué Nakedness

I’m sorry if I offended you, I was trying to offend someone else (your mom)

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if you don't know how to kiss with tongue get the FUCK OUT MY FACE we are adults and i am a SLUT

people should make out more

@fartsjohnson.bsky.social and I committed to eating better, so I've been back on my bullshit for almost a week now and lemme tell ya, I didn't realize how long I'd been off the wagon. I feel better for sure. But man, if I didn't get a zebra cake, I probably would've set something on fire.

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I NEED A ZEBRA CAKE

everyone is excited to know a witch until it's time to do witch shit

Oops I gotta get back to work 😅

Post a banger not in English

My asshole smells like Waffle House, please respond.

Again, I just ate all of my seaweed and am angry that it's gone. Maybe I AM a mermaid.

Bro, for real. 8 hour work days in the age of the Internet don't make any sense. You mean I gotta go home, cook for myself, eat, prep lunch for the next day, find time to exercise, enjoy a hobby for an hour and then do it all over again? This is dumb as shit.

You are allowed to exit friendships that are harming you.

I can't wait to see how many people want to learn Spanish now because of Bad Bunny's performance. I'm not a fan of his music (it's just not my jam; he's a good dude though), but I do like Karol G, Becky G, Danna Paola.

WHY IS THIS MAN OPEN MOUTH COUGHING IN MY OFFICE That's it. I'm going to jail today.

"A piece of advice: don't try so hard. Stop looking for the one thing that will make you feel alive. Let go of the reins and just be."

This was rumored for a while, which is why I never linked the fitness one I built out. Gotta figure out an alternative for that AND for casual conversation. Y'all can ask me for my Signal if you have it. I won't leak war plans.

Currently fighting a vendor because she doesn't understand that Pennsylvania is not North Carolina.

True intimacy is speaking your partner's silence fluently

The way I absolutely DO NOT want to do this...

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

Is there an English Breakfast that's strong? I'm thinking of switching to Yorkshire Gold. UK folks, help a gal out!

It's gonna be a good day. The Pats lost. Kinda sorta wanna write about this, but I need more data about football leadership hierarchy before I do. Might put on an article on misogynoir first.

“keep politics out of sports” “keep politics out of art” both have always been political dipshit

Shit. Why am I hungry? I just ate.

Okay! Star Wars Episode 5: The Armoire Strikes Back liveskeet starts now. As a reminder, I know nothing about Star Wars besides the basics so buckle up. I'm gonna make some nerd mad lmaooo

Forever pissed that we're getting Wuthering Heights and they fuckin whitewashed Heathcliff in 2026. Like come TF on.

I bought wall paint to paint this antique bar I found in the dumpster. Should I have picked something else? I don't think acrylic would've been the right move.

Roleplay but it's me roaring like a T-Rex and being called a clever girl.

Okay that's enough cleaning for now. Time to lock in and write this paper. Bleh.

In case you're wondering how my antidepressant/stimulant combo is working, I just vacuumed my mattress and sofa, all of my dishes are done, and my floors look good for the first time since I moved here. I'm not sure how I was rawdogging life because my parents "don't believe in" ADHD. Wild, man.

Yes, I mop with Pine Sol because the lady told me about the power of it when I was a youngin. At this point, I'm pretty sure it's just cultural lmao

Where is the lie?

I wanna watch the Super Bowl, but I am so sick and tired of the Patriots that I don't think I can bring myself to do it.

It's really nice that Trevor's friends like me. I've never experienced this. I've been with other loners, a secret "for privacy reasons", or dropped after I met them because it got too real. That's a nice thing to reflect on today before I do my homework. I hope y'all think of something nice, too!

Both of them have fallen asleep in bed and if I move the sheets, they're going to leave. Sill has completely stolen my pillow and most of her body is under my arm. Again, cats are perpetual toddlers.

I just really love my kids, y'all. I raised some good cats. They have manners, personality, and they're generally well-behaved (as behaved as older kittens can be). It'll be fun to plan our birthday party this year! We were all born on the same day, so their first is my 36th.

This shit was $45. It's a paperback and barely over 300 pages. 😑 M.S. in Sports Management Certificate in Athletic Administration Graduating with honors Just think, Kate, that's the end goal. It will be worth it. Eventually. Ugh...

Fuck's sake, give us private accounts 😑

Dear god I forgot how good The Sin And The Sentence is. I played it so often that I got absolutely sick of it for a long time. The Heart From Your Hate is absolutely repeat worthy. No wonder I beat it to death. I went to TWO shows on that tour.

I forgot how good this album is. The fact that it's over a decade old kinda makes me wanna die, though lol

I've been trying to come up with a caption for this all day, but I can't think of one. We're just cute and I wanted y'all to see this. Lol

Day 6 of Black History Month: Alternative Edition - Nova Twins A little UK Black girl magic for you today! This was the first song I heard from them 5 years ago. They design and make all of their stage outfits, which is pretty dang neat.

I know they're a Motionless In White copycat of sorts, but it's just different enough that I keep listening.

Sex noises but it's just me taking a fresh loaf of bread out of the oven