I can never trust any "optimize" type buttons on anything anymore because they might be some AI bullshit.

Did yall ever eat the uncooked block of Ramen noodles and then make a little hole in the seasoning packet and put it in your lip like a MSG flavored Copenhagen pouch?

"At least 26 people were killed in a massacre after Israeli airstrikes hit the town of Nabi Sheet in Lebanon’s Bekaa region. The Lebanese National News Agency reported around 40 strikes on the town, nearby mountains, and surrounding villages" #Israel #Lebanon

Im not a Therian, but I am a Theorian, a Game Theorian.

Look forward in time to those Oscar-bait films coming in 2035 about how traumatizing it was for the US soldiers to slaughter Iranian children and how it gave them PTSD.

You know that the Starship Enterprise smelled like body odor. Sonic shower my ass, put some soap and water on your pits.

Professional wrestling is a valid story telling medium.

Dont they know that Game of Thrones is fake? Its all scripted. They know who is gonna win or lose. Its so embarrassing that people like something so clearly fake.

Switched strains at the recommendation of the nice dispensary woman. Im higher right now than I have ever been and I am not pleased. This is unpleasant.

Aye my reddit account was permanently banned for hate speech for saying all billionaires are pedophiles. Memes.

New character: A white woman who constantly yells at people for using the word "Indian" but every case is the person talking about the country of India.

2007 Ozzfest. Hatebreed, front row. An ocean of my sibling humans jumping and screaming, every hurt we ever felt connects us in that moment. Its the most connected to others I've ever felt, and that single feeling has made every other moment of my life worth it.

CNN is cocomelon for boomers

They will not stop until every moment of human experience is recorded and stored on their servers, used to train their AI and punish dissent.

History repeats itself holy shit

Unfortunately...yes...

To all the tourists stuck in Dubai, I want to say from the bottom of my heart, LMAO.

The reason the McDonald's CEO looked so off put eating the burger is because they used real beef instead of his standard diet of baby flesh. Thats all it was. Hes a little picky.

Never be kind to someone who thinks ChatGPT has a soul.

Every one of these mouthbreathing dorks believes they have Jarvis in their pocket. Its fascinating how illiterate of reality these people are. Go watch "ai doesn't exist" by Angela Collier, world renowned astrophysicist.

Whatever antisemitism is but for Mormons, that's what I am.

There is a thing that the Inuits have 100s of words for snow. They have words for deep snow and new snow and everything else right? Talk to someone with IBS and they will have 100 words for poop.

Hey, the people are right about something.

Remembering that time a guy got tried to recommend Boku No Pico to me as a "sincere love story" I hope hes dead now.

The best thing about polyamory is that you don’t get rejected like “sorry, I have a boyfriend” you get rejected like “sorry, I don’t like you.”

An acquaintance who isnt very politically informed told me the US bombed Gaza last night, which COULD have happened, I just feel like he prolly didnt fully understand what he read and Im curious now what article he saw

She thought the world was made of intricate radiating patterns, call it the Mandala Effect.

Gang, is it cool to talk about how these brown females (ferengi.jpg) dont know what's good for them and I had to educate these damn BROWN FEMALES!!!

Final Fantasy 7 is the greatest game of all time. I will not be accepting differing opinions at this time.

I love thunderstorms. For a fraction of a second, you can see the whole world as electrons race through the sky, a deep vicious rumble echoing as the dark comes back, the sound of the sky exploding.

GOOD EVENING.

i wonder why the working class doesn’t resonate with the democrats? liberals excel in smugness.

Israel is like if “where my hug at” was a country

Lmao awesome.

people opposing this are cowards

You can replace one fight scene with all the actors doing bonobo penis fencing instead. Which fight scene in which movie

MEN ARE DONE Getting Their HAIR CUT And Are WANDERING AROUND In THE WOODS Because They DON'T LIKE How It TURNED OUT But They Didn't SAY ANYTHING To The SUPERCUTS LADY And Now It FEELS LIKE It's TOO LATE So They're STUCK With This OLD MAN HAIRCUT Instead Of LOOKING COOL Like They IMAGINE THEMSELVES

Make it stick.

Dear leftists of America, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to engage in a consensual affair with the wife of a US soldier, without his support. Its the right thing to do.

If Candace Owens is correct and Israel did kill Charlie Kirk, extremely rare literally never happened before Israel W?

I didnt think I could love Iran any more than I already did. Good job guys.

Iran > America

Investigators now say the U.S. likely bombed a girls’ school in Iran, killing over 160 people, mostly children. If confirmed, it would rank among the worst civilian massacres of America’s Middle East wars.

I would like to officially announce that I am joining the war with Iran on the side of Iran.

In honor of Generation Alpha, first/third world countries will be abolished and we will now have sixth/seventh world countries.

Every member of the NYPD should be chucked into the ocean from the Brooklyn Bridge. They are all worthless loser crybabies.

Isn't it crazy how the pedophiles who write for the New York Tines invented the Bystander Effect to protect lazy bitch cops? That paper has been trash since forever.