This is my impression of an owl, but the owl doesn't understand that certain jokes don't translate into text formats: "Hoo"

Without the power of the US government behind them, every ICE agent turns into Jake Lang. Remember the fear in his eyes. He thought he was done for. Thats who ICE is inside too. They are breaking. It is working.

Nazis are evil. Their ideology is built on calling for and carrying out extermination of innocent people. There are no balanced and nuanced stances on Nazis. You want them all gone, or you are one. Two options. If you dont want them all gone, you have sided with the Nazis. Please choose carefully.

Imagine trying to mourn a person that never existed. Couldn't be me. I could never mourn the memory of who I thought someone was. I could never miss a character you played to control me. Nope. Couldn't be be.

If I just make a joke funny enough, someone will love me.

who up thinking about the caked up devil from Cow and Chicken?

If you fell for the brainwashing and "served your country" in the military, the correct feeling you should be showing is shame. You should be publicly and loudly ashamed of what you did. If you arent, you are a fascist in your heart, and not my ally.

If you’re cold, they’re cold, but you don’t have to let them in. - The third amendment

Newsom supporters are demonic.

A brand new strike system. Hmmm. How interesting.

sharks i come today to you with my invention, throwing every cop into this big machine that kills them all

i will never vote for gavin newsom

The suffering of Jake Lang is something I take great pleasure in. Knowing a Nazi is suffering brings me true joy.

Hot take, some characters would not shave out of principle, drawing them without bush is bad media literacy

i wish they would have had the decency to finish the job jake

from the Squamish Hospital blood lab today. I opted for peeing alone but it's good to have choices.

80 years ago? Bitch this was just over a year ago that they stole my friend's baby based off some bullshit test and told her to her face the test was to see if she was "civilized enough"

This Minecraft video is showing me that I had zero unique experiences on GTA Roleplay. People kinda act the same in certain situations.

They exiled a guy. He's gonna do a Napoleon!

I imagine all the story beats are scripted in some way, but its really well written, in my opinion.

A group does a Taiwan kinda.

A group is committing terrorism with a Warden. Absolute cinema.

Minneapolis is my favorite city, and its not even close. I'd love to move there some day.

If you look "Phrenologically Republican" you have a moral duty be screaming at ICE the hardest. Tell them to Do The Thing to their faces. Seeing people who they expect to love them and support them will hurt the most. Im talking to you, blue collar 40 year old white men with beards.

Day 6. Political assassinations as a false flag, and a coup of the government.

Watching a 1000 minecraft roleplay video with a friend, and it took 4 days for someone to do a fascism. There's just a guy doing Hitler talking points about the enemy group. Idk how scripted this content is, but it is engaging.

Any action taken against a Nazi is self defense.

This is either a very specific reference to a story I've told before on here, or this is the most random thing anyone has ever said to me.

"If you dont vote for freedom fighters, they wont fight for your freedoms" ~Nick F, on the importance of purity testing candidates.

Live footage from the court.

The reason I dont talk about The Hatman anymore is because I have a pending lawsuit with his firm. He fired me when I replaced every graphic on his website with Sandy Cheeks Cock Vore. The ACLU is defending me on first amendment grounds.

I made a mini comic inspired by this post ✨

It’s really funny as a miserable lesbian to see people look at a miserable lesbian and go “seems problematic…” No bitch! Miserable lesbians are the backbone of society! Nothing works without us! Give us grenades and heroin!

Some notification about raid shadow legends, which I do not play and have never downloaded, popped up on my screen. Pull down to figure out what app is sending the notification so I can delete that one too, and my phone just installs raid shadow legends on my phone.

A very Happy New Year to all human artists! Proud to present this as my last piece of the year. Fuck AI and every one of its glazers. #art #watercolor #AM #fuckAI #artwork #antiAI #hate #HarlanEllison #artsky

This is that weather that had Shauna screaming "Jackie!"

The next time I get a fundraiser letter from Democrats I am challenging them to honorable combat like a Klingon.

How much funny old style racism directed against English/Dutch/Germans/etc is too much? When does "We should put white English men in zoos so we can study their strange and backwards culture" become unfunny?

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If you're not subscribed to Poople Magazine, you're a scrub straight up

I got 2 words, 12 letters to say to every ICE agent. May every ICE agent replicate Hitler's final moment.

Yes. Dumbshit.

My dumbass dog has dew claws i gotta clip bi weekly. Every time i grab the clippers and approach, he rolls his head back and whimpers before I even grab his foot to clip it. The minute I clip it, he dives for the clipped off bit and eats it like he's starving. Weird dog.

You actually don't need to reply to government accounts. Its not praxis, your time is too precious to waste on some weird intern tasked with posting dogwhistles.

hey icegov.bsky.social eat my entire ass and also my dick

Yeah Joe. That's what you voted for and helped get elected

Every payment processor, patreon-like, social media site and even media formats (vhs and blueray for example) are the same. Sex workers dig the foundation, queer/minority groups help build the walls, the polite society normies move in. Suddenly the platform doesn't have room for all these freaks.