i fear i’ll ever be able to top this gym shirt

so much for international travel 😪

sorry i replied so fast i just hate seeing that little red dot on the app icon sm

haircut plus hotel lighting, I’m hitting all the gay photo cliches

has anyone done this yet

moving tomorrow which means I’ve turned into one of those weird tops with no furniture for one night only

The train from L'arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

wild how many features we’ve been waiting on for on here for months

honestly I never look at my 401k anyway, that’s none of my business

me when I have two diet cokes in a row

bsky exclusive thirst trap

who wants to come over and leave the scent of their cologne on my couch

I love when I end up sitting down to tie my shoes in the locker room right as someone’s taking off their clothes. Like ok put on a little show for me, let’s see what you got

yeah x10

Snacks delivered, Martha Stewart doc on the TV, I’m sat

I had a lot of gay sex this week, do we think that could have had anything to do with this?

need more sardonic gays on here this app is falling off fr

my twitter crush didn’t like this so I’m posting it here for extra attention

Christmas Eve thirst trap or something idk I’ve had a couple drinks

you’ve heard of a gym crush but have you ever had a gym nemesis?

Gonna start posting unhinged quote skeet prompts because wtf are some of these

Hooked up with a twink surgeon a couple days ago and a twink lawyer yesterday I’m working my way through all the skilled twink professions

Now why are the two lights on either side of my bed different color temperatures

Chat do I wink at the pretty twink flight attendant on my flight or should I have some decorum

Y’all act like Luigi’s gonna have time to fuck you but you just he’s gonna be like sorry babe not tonight, I have to work late on my “special project” again

Luigi Mangione could have sent bombs in the mail but Ted Kaczynski could not have had the gays thirsting for him like this

he brought a friend today

this is gonna be the hot boston marathon bomber all over again isn’t it

We need fewer chain posts and more unhinged thoughts on here. I’m trying to figure out which of you are little weirdos (complimentary)

Got a jury duty summons and didn’t even get called into the court before they told me I’m released

pov you’re my phone and I’m taking a thirst trap in the gym shower

They’re “interviewing fruit breeders” on my local NPR station this morning and yet I did not get an invite to speak 🤔

😔😔😔

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

“How do you have a friend in every city we have a work trip to?” —my coworker who doesn’t understand how gay Twitter/Bluesky works

They’re making food in the office lounge next to the gym and I stg I’m gonna lose it

hey boys

I’m not that old ok

me going through and following everyone on @bottomsof.bsky.social

corporate people love a meaningless poll to make their presentation “more fun”

chest day and stuff

how it feels to get 0 likes

i'm sorry but ur entire profile being selfies is a red flag, if you don't start shitposting

what’s going on with the usernames on here, I know it’s decentralized but can’t they just add a 🦋 instead of .bsky.social??

Reskeet your Halloween costume 🪓

So cringe when the recipe video creators have a shot of them eating it at the end like 🙂‍↕️ mmm so good. We know, you made it

everyone say hi to my little shoulder vein

Wall to wall Celine Dion on the gym playlist today