how it feels to get 0 likes

holding space for this today

Kinda need to huff an armpit right now

no Amsterdam brat date

setting my grindr location to the Vatican for research purposes

need him a bit idgaf

this would be me if they cast me in the minecraft movie btw

can’t stand talking to men

pitbulls after mauling their second child of the week

they need to bring the job listings feature here, cause some of you are skeeting a little too much

notice how the servers start acting up whenever the americans wake up

queening out with my lecturer in the smoking area

no ethel cain

eating like shit because i need to make use of fast metabolism while i still have it

credit cards are so fun

getting bored of this….. not seeing enough dick and balls

whenever a hot guy shaves his pubes an angel loses its wings

i have a vinted addiction

watching americas next top model while eating fastfood

kim kardashian

kinda wanna buzz my hair but i’m afraid it’ll turn out ugly asf

therapist telling me i have a psycho sis, like yeah i already knew she was a bitch😂😂😂

when i travel back to 1776, but the american’s throw me into the sea because my body’s tea

still can’t believe my mom quit her job to become a professional clown……

if liking my own tweets was illegaal

went to check on twitter and people where complaining about flashing lights in times square???

new manager doesn’t allow smoke breaks

get her for me!!!

my horny ass could not work at a shoe store😭😭😭

she should’ve been on the remix album

i want a tom hardy look alike for christmas

still pissed charli cancelled my crash tour date

why does new york always get everything…..

went to the khia dealership and everyone knew you

why does my professor keep asking for my tea sis

my pussy tastes like

he needs his A.G. cock sucked for this

so who is actually the first bitch to get canceled on bluesky?

gay guys when they reach 25

how it feels to get more than 3 likes

normalize your pubes as an accessory

keeping my twitter burner account so i can recycle tweets

this rewatch might kill me

opening grindr in a small town

her pussy is bronze????

letting go of my fear of being cringe

since when is he a muscle daddy?

want to watch gladiator in theater, but i’m afraid of the tsunami i’ll cause

being masc on bluesky