A kitten's first Knicks parade. Looks a little frightened, but he will remember it when he's a grown up cat.

Trio of Shark PsychoDolls because I was in a mood 🦈🦈🦈 (check out my patreon <3 patreon.com/shadefish )

gotta get a strap so i can fuck these two beauties right,,, next paycheck...

i hope people on tumblr are enjoying my butch world eater rp account

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST REALLY GOOD FANART UNTIL I SAW THE OP 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

oh no the edibles are TOOOOOO tasty!!!!

I’m at the bread and circuses. I’m at the damnatio memoriae. I’m at the combination bread and circuses damnatio memoriae

damn i feel really hot rn

second shit of my four hour shift yuuuuup

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This is Simba. He has a special stuffed friend who protects him while he sleeps. Partly by being big spoon, and partly by being a pretty good decoy. 12/10 (IG: simbaaeyo)

re: the matrix reloaded and its critics

Gay dog comic.

If anyone would like to see a photo of a cat that appears to be running very low on toner, then this is your lucky day. #Caturday

This is important.

Feelin' fine.

Oh you're on some cute shit today huh Some tilting your head like a dog when you say the last word of a question and then keeping it like that until you hear the answer type shit

RIP John Blanche ❤️ one of the best to do it

wishing hunt*r strick*and a very die panifully

Welp there’s no unseeing this

Nancy 5/29/26

whyd i get a job at the torment nexus :(

hate getting a notification on my phone only for it to be my dad and not hot women flirting back

I like my lovers like I like my Starbucks...unionized ☕

i dont know what this lebron's room shit is but i HATE it

watching a northernlion stream and he said "are you guys gonna see The Mandalorian vs. Groglet" and now that phrase is just stuck in my head. The Mandalorian vs. Groglet.

you know its bad when im writing erotic poetry in my head

i was suuuuch a good puppy last night 🫠🫠🫠

i have lost more bodily fluids in the last two days than in a normal month

last night was straight bacchanalic bro

got a sluttly lil thigh tat just for you

hey we saw you from across our living room and really like your vibe

the worst part of today will be the part where i go to work thinking about the beautiful women im gonna plow later

Being a season 2 motherfucker at season 6 of your job one of the worst feelings on the earth.

chat, we're so close to bottom surgery that i can already feel it

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

The guy who voices Master Chief from the video game "Halo," who was featured in a White House meme video showing missiles blowing people up in Iran, calls it "disgusting and juvenile war porn" wapo.st/3NhffGm

I bought a retroid pocket 5 for fun and I am having a lot of fun with it

Doom Patrol truly remains undefeated. This rewatch gave me so much more appreciation and god so many feelings. What a run of television. I hope we get more weird gems like that one. The Doom Patrol are my people

friday wip kit bashing a terminator lord for my World Eaters out of a bad one!

fuck all cops everywhere, only our most cowardly dream of doing shit like this. all to feel a modicum of power over another human being. they dont believe in equals, only the evil poison known as white supremacy

Please read this article to the end. Even before ICE got involved, this started because this *blind man who speaks no English and uses a curtain rod as a walking stick* got lost on a walk and some Karen called the police on him and they tasered and beat him bc he didn’t drop the rod. WTF

They beat a blind refugee who speaks no English for failing to obey police commands he could not understand. Then instead of apologizing, they charged him with possession of a “weapon”—HIS WALKING STICK. Then they dumped him miles from home without notifying anyone, after which he was found dead.

this is indistinguishable from a klan and or nazi rally

fuck you (becomes dykier than I previously was)

gotta do my taxes so I can buy myself a victory present for getting into grad school :)

<------ girl who got accepted into her college's history master's program