Today in #dnd I got to reveal a character plot twist I’ve sat on for literally 3 years and I don’t think my ego will ever recover from the payoff.

Also here’s a photo offering of me to the text-based social media gods.

“What month does the fiscal calendar start for you, Pazuzu?” So basically #DND is going well.

Part 7 of me forgetting to post stuff here: got to make some low vibrations for the mouse this week!

Dog dad type ish

Just a reminder: if you’re posting AI Miyazaki art, he wants you dead.

Just a quick Ticketmaster crash out: Why is logging into an account, getting placed into a virtual “queue”, getting “in” only to be told tickets aren’t even on sale yet nor any pricing information the system we’ve decided to go with?

an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law

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film still #71 after band played happy birthday for Adam. #severance

A year later and we can officially talk about it!! @mattbreuermusic.bsky.social and I along with 50+ musicians/dancers were part of the season 2 finale of Severance! It was an absolutely wild experience, and it’s so incredibly cool to see it all on screen. :)

The tuba work is mysterious and important. #severance

Fly into Canada. Immediate encounter.

I think my son was happy to have me home.

Oops I forgot this platform exists and I need to engage with it if I want it to engage back. Hi everybody this is what I’ve been up to the last five days.

Hey guess what, @mattbreuermusic.bsky.social and I have a *VERY COOL THING* coming out at the end of next week that we've had to keep quiet for about a year!!! Stay tuuuuuuned.

Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 ✊

Something particularly tickling about seeing a “trail rated” Jeep parked on the Upper East Side.

Hey BlueSky, please enjoy some antics and a trombone solo from this recent Too Many Zooz + friends release. My ska kid heart is so full getting to have a crack at this iconic trombone solo moment! Check out the full video here: youtu.be/Ukq01Euu2zk?...

Not exaggerating when I say that the path back is going to be built on people in positions of influence regaining their sense of self-respect. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/02...

Roll for wig damage is peak #D&D antics.

You ever catch yourself rolling over throughout the night and just feel like a rotisserie hot dog?

A clip of me got posted to whatisnewyork so I’ll try to remember all the little people now that I’ve hit the big time

Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"

Me opening the news every fucking morning

The last time we went to war with Canada they came down here and burned down the White House.

POV: you’re holding a sousaphone and playing Chapell in a Biergarten

TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

Posted a lil practice clip of this tune the other day. Here it is in full glory, please enjoy it with your ears.

Imagine hating me and I’m just at home like

We played Aang’s Destiny tonight and we loved it! Great deck builder mechanics, easy to learn, super fun, we’re definitely going to play it again! @mattbreuermusic.bsky.social

More low vibrations ft. multiphonics and Nebula adjusting. Just posting some practice content to throw at the internet walls please enjoy 🤘🏻.

Excuse me, internet, please have a sweet dog moment for your troubles.

Here’s hoping to continue using my ears and face to facilitate people shaking ass in 2025. 🤘🏻

Struggling with how to relate to crumbling social media infrastructures as an artist anyways here’s some low grooves thanks for your time internet.

I need more warmed sake in my life.

Hey internet, now that TikTok has a lot less (if any) international connectivity, where can Americans find non-US perspectives?

Djinn and Juice, a wine bar hidden in a lamp. Is this a #DND or is this nothing?

No one “accidentally” Nazi salutes. Not once. Sure as shit not twice.

Nazis: "that's a nazi salute" Historians: "that's a nazi salute" Average person: "that's a nazi salute" The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."

Today’s mood:

You see the thing about accelerationism, is that you have to live through the acceleration and then you have to survive the crash without health insurance.

I genuinely believe that the salute was a pulse check to see what they’ll be able to get away with, and the media seems to be letting them know it’s everything. Don’t let your craven non-confrontational nature allow you to ignore the obvious (hand) signs.

Good morning.

She claims to not be trying to mess with me while saying things like “You wanted me to RP more 😜”

I’ve had sleeps longer than the TikTok ban ffs

I hope my Chinese spy will miss me as much as I will miss them :(

“It’s fine, I never used TikTok anyway” a) I guarantee you’ve seen a TikTok, even if it was a billion years later as a Reel b) The ban is both a free speech issue and an infringement on your right to assembly as a US citizen c) you could have just said nothing