my friend is a postal worker in minneapolis and they all got letters at work today to show to police to prove they are essential workers authorized to be out. i guess we're to the "papers please" era now officially.

Bill really gets down to the most critical problems of modern day life: too many people are paying off their mortgages early and hurting the lenders.

How do I bet on poly market that he needs a rate cut to avoid bankruptcy due to a pending balloon payment on old debt and doesn’t have the cash flow to service any new debt at the current rates….and that if the balloon payment isn’t made he’s gotta file chapter 11

slipping timelines

the Catholic Church being right about 60% of the time these days takes some getting used to

Planning vacations 6 months in advance

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

ok but they won't ICE officers won't follow orders they don't ideologically like And elected Dems have not yet shown evidence of any spine to do what is necessary: punish these people.

Wrote a little about the work I’m doing elevating slop to a new art form on the new blog Free Art and Intelligence from the former members of FAT LAB #art #aiart #generativeart #newmedia #fatlab fffff.ai/slop/

He called her a “fucking bitch” after ending her life this man needs to be brought up on state charges of murder one and arrested tomorrow. That statement fits the literal definition of malice aforethought.

Portland Police Press conference on the shooting of 2 Portlanders: -DHS said the victims had been involved with a shooting. Nope! -But they were def part of Tren de Aragua -actually no -But TdA is real and active in Portland -We can't name single crime TdA has been involved with in this city

for the first time in a few semesters I'm like done with my syllabus 2 weeks before school starts.

Naming a police officer is not doxxing. We aren’t supposed to have secret police in America.

Can you come to my class at the New School this semester?

They did it again

I would do something but the last go around I got a C&D and if I violate it they will come after me

Overheard at CES 2026: "Nobody goes public these days, they just get bought and killed by someone bigger."

Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image

We’re definitely living in an alternatively timeline…..like some things are just backwards than before…

It’s hard to believe a president would time an illegal military attack to distract the public’s attention, but today is the statutory deadline for DOJ to release its report on the Epstein file production. Maybe it is just a coincidence.

This would be so weird of true. Why bomb so extensively? Unless they mean Maduro "negotiated" an exit immediately after the attack started.

I feel like Trump is jealous of Obama for taking out Bin Laden. He wants his own heavily publicized victory against a monstrous enemy of the people who killed huge numbers of U.S. citizens. More than oil or anything else he wants the optics of quickly and (for us) painlessly taking out an "enemy".

I’m glad I spent most of the day not looking at social media….

Two weeks ago I spent the whole day at the Museum of the Moving Image to listen to New Yorkers. This is what Liam shared with me.

A Hampton Inn in Asheville just canceled my family's reservation because our address (incorrectly) showed Asheville—and the hotel bars locals within 50 miles. When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies. This is outrageous.

Millions of Americans remain at jobs they hate for one reason: the health insurance they receive. That’s absurd. Universal health care will give Americans the freedom to choose the work they want without worrying about health care coverage. Another reason for Medicare for All.

Atlanta clubs will aways have a place in my heart

Fourteen countries, including Britain, Canada and Germany, have condemned the Israeli security cabinet’s approval of 19 new settlements in the occupied West Bank, saying they violate international law and risk fuelling instability. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...

Not merit but incompetence. Botched Epstein files redactions; a “banned” 60 Minutes episode that aired in Canada & spread online; FL cops and citizens confused by a poorly written license-plate law; U.S. citizens illegally deported; children arrested/detained; shutdown chaos.😩 #StayWoke ✊🏽 #Pinks 🌸

ICE, lawless scum bags, who will be held to account someday sooner than they believe. Here’s a big ICE asshole straddling a much smaller man and getting off by grinding his face in the pavement. #Pinks #ProudBlue #FuckICE

A holiday tradition was cancelled after Trump illegally put his name on the Kennedy Center. In 1963 Congress passed a law naming The Kennedy Center.“The law explicitly prohibits the board of trustees adding any additional memorials to the site. #ProudBlue#Voices4Victory #OneV1 apple.news

Another immigrant died in ICE custody, aka GEO Group private prison. Fouad Saeed Abdulkadir, a 46-year-old Eritrean imam and lawful permanent resident from Ohio, died while in U.S. ICE custody at the Moshannon Valley Processing Center in Philipsburg, Pennsylvania on December 14, 2025.

Here's a particularly juicy nugget I found in my reporting . . .

This is a war crime

everyone on here is 38 years old and loves star trek deep space 9

Yo I get an award hat!!! A 59/50 SnapBack no lessssss! (The ones shown are an example)

Driving down to ATL this year cause Ralph can’t fly. Send me playlists for the solo roadtrip!

The Great American Pastime Archive is now on Spotify!! Check out your favorite team!! open.spotify.com/show/65NG1SF...

I’m humbled and honored to have been an honoree at the inaugural AI Creative Future Awards today in Tokyo for my project The Great American Pastime exclusively broadcast on The Infinite Baseball Radio Network infinatebaseball.ai Shout outs Emma Coop and Antidote! Emma.coop www.playistheantidote.com

How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!! No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣

if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette

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Toilet paper and everything yo need to make Mac and cheese $85. Seriously why is it so expensive!?!?

LMAO

I’m thinking of finally using all my unused print credit at school this year to make name tags for each student for the first few weeks of class next term. It’s gonna be a fun one.

This whole “Trump loves Zohran” is cracking me up….he’s literally unstoppable

Chaotic Neural Networks

I’ve been checking out of social media during the day and it’s incredible to feel more productive but when I login and see this shit I’m like how long was I out? WTF

I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of times by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit — all for my country. I never thought I'd see a President call for my execution. Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.