Ok so weird thing about Apple Music is it makes the album art your whole lock screen so now the bus driver thinks my fuckin phone wallpaper is Big Willie Style

Pork katsu curry w omelette for late #lunch Hash tag #latelunch

can't wait to be on my deathbed and have some distant relative I've never met with a chat gpt subscription run a shitty photo of my parents when they were 30 through some video ai stupid shit to talk to me while I'm totally fucked up and immobile saying "hello son. you're dying now. that's mid"

kind of weird to still do the :) smiley face but putting the nose on it is sooo nasty :-) <--- show me this shit and im out

Last night I had a dream I was at a wedding where the groom's vows were "When I'm around you, I always want to blow a crazy load" and I laughed which made everyone at the wedding mad at ME (?????)

why do you think i cut my own hair

ffsdfff

im just glad grumpy cat isn't alive to see all this

I just watched this 500 times in a row and felt all my psychic wounds close like wolverine

they say its going to storm later so i pointed my cam outside. you can keep an eye on it if you want. this is not one of your little jokey funny streams. also i dont know how to get the pic of me wearing corpse paint off of this sorry www.twitch.tv/jonhendren

I'm pregnant from an elf

peavis

i know the dumb face computer is not a gamer device but its also $3500 usd so you shouldnt tout a 6 year old game as hot shit, tim cook, you ol stupid ass

if you circumcise yourself and put your foreskin in the food dehydrator you can make the single most flavorful morsel of jerky on earth. the worlds greatest chefs whisper this recipe to each other

reviving an old tradition that twitter killed because it pissed me off: the one hour public sale: www.oliverleach.com/gv3-series check this stuff out folks itll melt your face off. sealing forever at 8:32 PST

it took me way too long to finally see this and when i did i fuckin died especially at this part and the can of vegetables

remember those little "autonomous" cooler-sized food delivery robots. those were just being remote controlled 100% by someone on the other side of the world for like 20c an hour right

Rip kirklebane you loved to rock 🎸😥

"Sweatin' to the Oldies 2" begins with an FBI piracy warning that is a pic of a newspaper. And the photo of Richard Simmons within it appears to have him in some sort of Hannibal Lecter mask. But this came out the year BEFORE "Silence of the Lambs." Did Silence of the Lambs rip off SttO2? 🤔

Bit depressing to think about if somehow there are more elections and somehow Democrats get into power that no one will be prosecuted or held to account bc consultants will say its too politically risky again and the cycle after that we'll do it all over again and even worse again. Ah well. Ah well!

It's warm out and she loves it. She won't come inside

you know how swingers have the upside down pineapple. well this is the polyamory symbol.

in retrospect i think the "zombie" tv/movie craze that encouraged everyone to fantasize about how theyd murk all their neighbors, hole up in their house and eventually run into the woods , was a mistake

this isn't a profound one or anything but invest a little bit in a nice midrange rice cooker. having rice made with no effort goes a long way to keep you from fuckin doordashing shit whenever you're hungry. also now's the time to stop trying new drugs

I was looking for something in my phone and found this shirt I made for my dear friend Brendle and I have no memory of when or why but let me know if you want to buy one

my favorite fruit is mangosteen

it probably feels like harassment when it’s the early adopting, high engagement users who spent years being your strongest advocates are calling you out for some shitty practices and staffing decisions the path of interpreting that feedback as “harassment” is exactly how communities fail

@acollierastro.bsky.social the last few min of your latest video is fuckin dynamite and you oughta expand on it like 50x

ai video shit websites can instantly make it look like orson welles himself is sucking my cock but i still have to complete the hardest captcha of my life to book a bowling lane

if "looks like bitch craft" is in your file at the dmv you have to move to another state

a fun harmless thing to do is join a tik tok live stream and say the camera has a smudge and needs a wipe. they pretty much always wipe it

YODA: circumcised are you ME: That's a private matter, Yoda. YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda. YODA: take off your shorts you must YODA: show it to me you will YODA: going where are you YODA: your penis I must see YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be YODA: mmMm

autozone is the #1 store when you need a betty boop steering wheel cover and a shifter knob that looks like a metal skull

it don't get much better than that gang

he always looks like he's trying to stand up in the gravitron

Mr Hegseth due to your erratic statements and behaviours I believe you may be suffering from imposter syndrome and/or undiagnosed adhd. I urge you to please watch Bob Burman "Inside" ASAP !!!!!!!

its nice on here when you can tell one of the 30+ year olds heard a new young people phrase like "crash out" and they use it like 4 times in a week

"single-use plastic of the mind" had me GAGGED

i refuse to play any indie game that doesnt feature an absolutely over the top unnecessary chromatic abberation effect. if your shit isnt extremely blue and red on the edges, don't call me!!!!

i dont have any affinity for comic books or spider man or any of that shit. but the people who worked on this all the way from concept to execution should be in jail. you're all so nasty!!!!

Kaleb talked and wrote a lot about California, especially central California. He seemed to revere and loathe the area where he’d grown up in equal measure. His photography captured that, in images both beautiful and sad.

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

"You can take the dog out of the pub, but you can't take the pub out of the dog..." -Unknown

Interesting

the oldest pic in my camera roll is this pair of jeans that say angel on one ass cheek and devil on the other. i don't know where it came from and i haven't deleted it because i think i would get a curse doing that

I put like 60 hours into this last year, it's really pleasant