Looks I get to tap my sign a bit harder since a team GT beat with a worse record on the season is going to make the conference championship game over us The mega conferences suck and fuck it if you want them then it’s 10 conference games a year Leaves space for one FCS and a possible OOC rival

Don't Forget Jordan McNair

That mac and cheese uses a hard ‘r’

Beat the initial GPS estimate and that’s with two stops My New Balances have never been a brighter white than they are now

You can always count on the real Miami to do that thing

This is absolutely the worst part of the mega conferences where you can end up with a shit ton of 7-1 and 6-2 teams that somehow didn’t play each other or even a significant overlap of conference opponents

You mean the exact same thing GT did with ACC losses and their non-conference opponent?

I swear the ACC has never been forgiven for Miami spending pretty much their entire time in the conference being bad to mid

Well we screwed up by only losing to teams with winning records and retained coaches

Looks like I am waking up to my favorite narrative in all of sports: 3 losses in the SEC just proves how strong the conference is top to bottom. A rule that does not apply to any other conference in the country

Guess they always secretly wanted to be a State School

Next year is my 30th high school reunion. I have seen 6 victories over UGA in that time. 3 of them while I was an undergraduate. Eat Arby’s

Never fails

A real defensive battle. Just like everybody figured would happen

We don’t have the ACCCG after this, so let’s just go ahead and try to get our QB into a big ass ice bath after this one

UGA’s defense is famously slow sideline to sideline so this will work great I am sure

Why in the fuck are we rushing six on 3rd and 5 from the 8 yard line? It’s going to be a quick drop and a short route Blake Gideon is fucking useless

(Defense is playing better than I thought it would)

And I believe the wheels are rattling right about now

There’s that run defense we’ve shown all season

Powell-Lee’s leg got bent weird on as the scrum happened and that might be his game

We have been kicking way too many red zone FG’s in the last four games

Malik Rutherford runs so hard for a guy his size

They gave us $10 million dollars which the program desperately needed after years of financial mismanagement in the AA up until Jay Batt Can we please all shut the fuck up about how GT took the neutral site game now?

I love the kid, but Haynes King cannot step up in the pocket to save his life

I felt terrible before the nine wins and felt confident for both losses and I have been basically too nervous to eat today So I’m doing my part I guess

My only advice for action here is to ignore this because spending three years worrying about it is going to literally drive you insane

Kirkland Signature Chris (complimentary)

Costco should get Chris Pine to do a shot for shot remake of these Sam’s Club commercials with Chris Pratt

And my boys decided to emulate by getting in their own fight hashtag family vacation fun

There we go Egg Bowl

I am dying at this

The Whole30 folks ended up being kind of nuts but I did learn the phrase “sex with your pants on” from them in regards to trying to make paleo desserts and I think that holds true for fake soda pops too

I have a theory that Kirby Smart and Brent Key’s headsets are actually connected to each other during Georgia vs Ga Tech games and this is what it sounds like.

God I really don’t want a time out on the last college football Friday of the year so I am going to have to sit on what I want to say about Stephen Miller right now

I’m sorry but is somebody saying that Topher fucking Grace is the definitive on screen Venom?!?

I fell asleep on the couch yesterday and what I learned is that I should do that more often

This is whatever the opposite of serotonin is

Whenever another country sees success by listening to medical professionals and immunologists

Oh so @mikegolicjr.bsky.social is just going to suddenly make me cry about how proud we all are of him Be like that then

More than one of these made me gasp, but one made me shout out loud

Objection! Evidence is circumstantial as my client was not actually observed to be eating the food

9 year old: “what makes this country music?” Me: “do you hear how it sounds like she’s singing by sucking in versus blowing out?”

Okay I actually have a Thanksgiving food hot take. Never overpay for a pumpkin pie even from a notable bakery, because it does not have a high enough ceiling to justify the price

A Greek play about a brisket is happening on @stevengodfrey.bsky.social’s feed and we will learn if it is tragedy or comedy soon enough

Wow I can’t believe they have a flar in the Macy’s Parade

Bless up, y‘all