(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards) "Here it is the price of the Steam Machine." (crowd cheers) "AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3." (crowd cheers even louder) "But that's not all..." (curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe) "I'm fat again." (crowd goes absolutely nuts)

I can't come up with a reason the dems capitulated that isn't "they are literally throwing on purpose". I don't understand what meager fringe selfish benefit this gives any of them

What are the dems doing bro, why would you fold NOW

games

I get like this every year but I'm like 10 weeks deep on "why the fuck isn't it cold yet!!!!!!"

You drive me craaazyyy #nightreign

They're going to destroy New York City with a low-orbit ion cannon

They made me watch Beau is Afraid last night and it's unimaginably, 'peak of film as an art form' level good. i can't fathom how cinemagoers weren't interested in it

My new game Glory Hole Simulator isn’t a sex thing. I can see why everyone is assuming that. It’s more like taking care of the glory hole after hours. Sweeping, locking up, sanding the hole. That kind of thing. Will post some screenshots soon.

absolute meechee

Did anyone else have one of those books as a kid that was like "THE WEIRDEST, GROSSEST THINGS IN NATURE" or "EXTREME ANIMAL ATTACK SURVIVAL GUIDE" etc and you'd have to be careful reading it or you'd jumpscare yourself with the full-page glossy disgusting photo of a shark maw or a spider proboscis

They should have a urinal that sucks you off

The more I learn about the type of dipshit meatheads who are in the navy seals, the more I start to think the navy seal copypasta might have been real

The opps have won

I'm not extremely far into Hades 2 but they need to buff every single other weapon to be even half as good as the axe

These are some still-lifes I took for a photography class assignment I am allowing myself to ride the cathartic sense of accomplishment now 📸🐇

These are some still-lifes I took for a photography class assignment I am allowing myself to ride the cathartic sense of accomplishment now 📸🐇

I think that if your social media platform/live service game/whatever has so many users that you can't pay enough people to manually moderate it, investigate reports, etc., then your company needs to be broken up by the FTC and handed to people with actual resources

It's (it/its) so hot dude

You drive me craaazyyy #nightreign

the fit!!

I predict that Andor is going to be a New Vegas situation, where future Star Wars media consciously avoids mentioning it because its popularity undermines their decision to not make more stuff as good as it

I half-forgot I made these last year

It sucks to still be in act 1 of Silksong but I'm at a point of ambient frustration where I really don't wanna play any further into it lmao all the routes that I have access to are hard in an unfun way that feels like I'm at them too early

Crunch crunch

like this is the most irresponsible level of hysteria i’ve ever seen. most of these people are either paid by the republican party, or are high level advisors and allies. this is insane

I like the fiction archetype of the stunning femme fatale and her male meathead partner in crime who seems to neither notice that she's hot nor particularly care. the Rouge/Shadow thing

Finally

This explains it better than I can

Every 2-3 days the demons tell me to do Dark Souls invasions and be 1% more toxic to the hosts than last time

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Semi-hate-watching the seasons of The Boys that came out after I dropped it The way this show handles character drama is maddening lol, characters keep secretly plotting things behind each other's backs and then exposing those secret plots ten minutes later as cheap jabs in arguments

if you are 16-24 DO NOT GET A JOB. DRAIN YOUR PARENTS BANKS DRY

The movie trope of ‘villain gets taken down by a big exposé in a newspaper’ gets more depressing every time I see it

Dark Souls 2 was the best one.

What possesses gay men to get the abraham lincoln beard

The thing that attracts me most about the fantasy of being an e-celeb is being able to go "hey hop on (game over a decade old that has fewer than 15 active players) let's play some matches" and instantly get a lobby filled with your groupies

It is an comically blunt metaphor for this autism thing to resolve in "more women must endure righteous pain so that the next generation is made up of stronger men"

This Linehan guy is addicted to being on trial

Real amateur move for a cop to admit "this technically 100% legal action annoys the shit out of me and I hate that I can't do anything about it >:(", that's the best endorsement an action can get

while we're all sharing Graham Linehan dunks, this is one of my crowning internet achievements: