Do not wait to tell me. Contact me under any condition.

each day we’re forced to confront the craziest shit you could possibly imagine and each day we’re forced to wash the same spoon for the millionth time

Fernando Mendoza runs it in on 4th and 5

Lmao that was an insane pass and reception. Bears bullshit is the best #nfl

Hair cut ended up substantially more Dave Mustaine than I was going for but still a fan

Ruin a band by changing one letter: The Clasp

My daughter’s book has a 9/11 joke??

what a legend lmao

I love living on the best coast but it does make it kind of annoying to have to blind skeet without engaging since the show is over 🤼

Did Willow get hurt. She just kind of left the ring and then it seemed like they were going soft on her 🤼

Jake Doyal is a henchmen ass name 🤼

What did I miss that Stokley is in a wheelchair? 🤼

Rocky as the small cousin in the Don Callis Family is always funny 🤼

A group of women complimented my nails and makeup 🥹🥹🥹

magnificent. beautiful

These barbarians are destroying everything that makes society work. Kids can't go to school, patients can't go to the hospital. We are, in effect, paying them to wreck the basic infrastructure of the country

I want these fuckers prosecuted. I will not vote for a candidate who shies away from this.

If you won't bring severe consequences for these relentless crimes against humanity, if you won't even consider it, if you won't even try then what is the point of you? Not just as a politician; as a human being.

"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u

Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!" Scott Adams: ok *dies*

I aspire to be an alt goth baddie but in my heart of hearts I know I’m a Cookie Monster pajama pants girl.

Joe Buck doing a tribute to Bob Weir is weird as hell.

Anything less than abolishing ICE is unacceptable. I don't want to hear people talk about training these motherfuckers or throwing more money at them. The entire institution needs to be permanently disbanded. Do not let politicians sell you on anything less.

Since I 100% Slay the Spire I’m trying to do the same with Balatro. These last 4% are going to take forever.

Wanda Sykes thanks Ricky Gervais for not being there because it means she can accept the award on his behalf... and he's gonna thank God and the trans community (he won, she did) #GoldenGlobes

Play offs have been incredible so far. Feels like we are due for on absolutely terrible game. Give me a 6-3 double OT win after both teams were held to a field goal during regulation

There's a really exhausting and frustrating refusal of some Americans to contend with what is very clearly happening there re: fascism. Secret police shooting a woman in the face for no reason is not "bait." The invasion of Venezuela is not "a distraction from the Epstein files."

Hell yeah these are so pretty

if only there had been a movement and momentum several years ago to downsize police budgets, clear out the white supremacists and de-militarize local law enforcement

Michael Irvan’s dealer is gonna put his kids kids through college after this

rumor has it the millennial front office is desperate to trade jd vance to whichever generation will take him. they're working the wires, especially targeting gen x and boomers, and are open to any deal for a politician to be named later. no chance of getting an actual prospect in return

Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power - file impeachment articles every day in the House - withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee - be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable

Low chicken prices came up at work and it made me miss the pos

Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”

They're not just doing tyranny, they're doing the *exact* things listed in the Declaration of Independence that the colonists accused the king of. It's surreal

Not the fable of Kiki Treeki

Pro wrestling is the best and everyone should go see it live. Being in the crowd will always be better than watching from your couch.

You're thinking of Kerberos. Kubernetes is the Nintendo game where you have to defeat Death and Alucard

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts? Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from. Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

it's a dragonforce morning

The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made

During an intramural soccer game in college I was playing goal keeper, got scored on, tripped while rolling the ball out of the next, and this led to me separating my shoulder, partially tearing my rotator cuff, and getting concussed.

Damn Parker and Sky in the same day.

this store is 18+ and they’re strict as hell about it. none of this has ever been about “protecting children,” it’s about trying to force trans people to disappear

You ever reflect on how much of your brain is filled with stupidity that you get stuff like this?

Do we ever get to see or hear more about Aaron Roger’s wife?

I don’t have to watch another Cardinals game until September! I’m free!

What’s a great album that has the predominantly ORANGE cover artwork?