Mother in law immediately switched to Terra and using she. Then immediately starts telling me I’d be so much prettier if I lost weight except like she does with wife, sister in law, and niece. It’s acceptance I guess?

Got my nails done

Oh no I became the k8s person on the team

I really do think Trump misheard Talarico saying "cisgender" as "six genders," and that's just a thing he says now. The first person I saw make this observation deleted the post saying it, but yeah.

This segment was already perfect but then I thought "Should it be set to Laura Palmer's theme?"

If a Croque Madame talked to another Croque Madame about anything other than a Croque Monsieur Would they have passed the Béchamel test?

I really wish I didn’t dislike Arena. I want to play Magic more but can’t justify spending weekend time doing it and investing in MTGO seems like a mistake.

Only good photo from the concert

People need to start reading about the mass migration of trans people to so-called "safe states" and the rise in hate crimes the community is experiencing. Hundreds of thousands of people in the US have been displaced. Gender cleansing

Redefining Ageism to mean "acknowledging that old people lose their faculties and sometimes suddenly die" has been the biggest con of the last 50 years.

The Cardinals getting zero prime time games is amazing. Not even a Thursday.

Andon labs created AI-Hosted 24/7 radio shows, and Claude absolutely could not stop libbing out

After six month at this job I’ve finally made an impact and shipped something to prod. It’s all downhill from here

the Round Bloke of Woke

You don’t hate country music, you just hate the same 100 songs of bootlicking corporatized trash about saluting the flag while drinking a beer in your truck at a football game next to your pretty silent wife in daisy dukes who also knows how to fish.

Make a band out of two others Thirty Seconds to Mars Volta

Florence + the Machine puts on a hell of an arena show.

Air to Ground Message: HAD A PAX THINK THEY WERE HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK SO I CALLED MEDLINK BUT ONCE THEY ANSWERED THE PAX SAID THEY WERE DOING BETTER IDK MAN I JUST WANNA FLY AIRPLANES Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ700 A: #a5b5e0139f1 F: #f6d72209d24

woody gutherie banned from bluesky for tagging account “this account kills fascists”

Milford, TX. Garbage ass speed trap town

Millennial music discourse Kojima posting

There's a screenshot going around of authors admitting to AI use and one of them appears to write hardcore monsterfucking fics and this makes me sad. If you're not writing monsterfucking fics for the sheer, genuine love of the game then what the hell are we even doing here?

The correct answer is My Way when paired with the Wrestlemania X-7 Rock/Austin hype video 🤼 youtu.be/Cu18oxc0D3E?...

TV on the Radio’s Mr Grieves cover was great but Dehd’s cover is incredible and my current fave youtu.be/ddhE2o6Pxtg?...

New hair

“Jewish space lasers” lady, welcome to the Democratic party!! Democratic Rep. Rashida Tlaib, we still hate your guts, leave the fucking party!

I get why they’re doing it but I really wish stylist wouldn’t engagement bait by splitting “dying the hair process” from the “finished hair once washed and dried” posts. Do we have to optimize for engagement in everything?

Can’t decide on next hair color and the appointment is this weekend. Do I keep the orange? Go green or pink? Blonde summer?

Me, “Where are the docs for these required PR checks? I didn’t see them in the repo.” Them, “we put them in the PR <links on of the 5 bot comments.” It’s me. I’m the gal that doesn’t read. >_>

I can’t get beyond A7 on any of the characters. Def harder than the first but so much fun. Need to try the multiplayer.

i am super looking forward to the next dem administration being like "we can't afford anything bc Republicans spent all the money and we have to pay their tab" "the deficit" is one of their favorite excuses for doing nothing

nah bro is legit though

Second season of laser hair removal was worse than the first. My face is on fire

Class in the US is entirely a matter of aesthetics now. Rich suburban kids are “country”. Beard Dudes who look like they love IPAs are “working class.” Teachers who make $32,000 a year but have to dress up sort of nice in JCPenney clothes are “elites“. None of these words mean anything anymore.

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

new york times pulitzer finalists for their podcast series about trans youth where they don't really talk to any actual trans people. good shit....great shit!

A rich neighborhood not allowing a children’s hospital to use its helipad for emergencies is a little too on the nose for evil NIMBYism.

when i say you need to study history this is what i mean

that's cool man. i had a neopets phase when i was 12. but your thing sounds normal too

Going to start Kojima posting albums I’m listening to.

AGAIN AGAIN premieres at the Seattle Film Festival on the 11th of May! Catch me as Naomi in this scifi time travel romance, written & directed by @miamoore.bsky.social and exec produced by @lillywachowski.bsky.social 🤩🎬🎥

Post a random cool car photo you took on another year with no explanation

The Wachowskis built 1.5 miles of highway for their Reloaded set piece, got 300 some cars from GM that were not deemed to be road safe for consumers, and after filming one of the five best car chases in cinematic history, recycled all that material into affordable housing in Mexico

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

Mass Pike-Get Up Kids I Should Have Known Better-Beatles Heroes and Villains-Beach Boys You Are What You Love-Jenny Lewis & Watson Twins New York, I Love You But…-LCD Soundsystem The Daily Mail-Radiohead Willow Weeps For Me-Ryo Fukui Burning Down the House-Talking Heads I’ll Fly Away-Willie Nelson

I am forever thankful and #blessed that I got into folk punk as an adult and not an impressionable teen without established hygiene standards.