OPEN THE SWITCH ESHOP RIGHT NOW DOESNT MATTER WHICH MODEL

THOMAS TANK ENGINE NUDE SCENE REAL YOU' ARE BEING LIED TO #lostMedia

always love when a seemingly very serious franchise is also willing to just include some goofy cartoon bullshit in it, sign of true confidence

Hot take: Justin Roiland no longer being associated with Rick and Morty has made it a better and more watchable show because the characters are growing past the grueling nihilism thats been baked into it.

Maybe it will happen today

i want tech that's even more inconvenient. no, more. more.

EPA Approves Use Of Napalm As Pesticide https://theonion.com/epa-approves-use-of-napalm-as-pesticide/

They're saying he's the healthiest person ever to require daily checkups and the constant care of a large team of doctors

I'm compiling everything we've learned about the EoSD remake into an easily digestible thread. A thread 🧵. First of all, the game will be released globally on Steam and officially translated into multiple languages. Not sure if the Switch/PS5 version is also releasing globally.

that was a nintendo direct alright

i love how insane everyone is now

i’m joining the war on texas on the side of screwworm

He lives in a pineapple under the sea.

happy pride monk

Like, what's under there? Is it a risque pinup drawing, which I'm fine with seeing? Is it a giant ejaculating wiener, which I don't want to see? Surprise! It's neither! It's a regular text post complaining about this change being really poorly implemented! :(

your head of T&S was deleting peoples accounts for talking about when he liked porn on the job and now youre labelling peoples entire accounts as sexual, which your filters automatically hide from most users, and makes my friends completely inaccessible to me in the UK unless i give up my ID

Arguably the worst thing about the way this new system seems to work is that if your account is *falsely* tagged by the auto-labeller as having posted NSFW material, you could get nuked like this even if you've never posted actual NSFW content.

those that do not know history are doomed to repeat it

Heads up ya'll! with Bluesky rolling out moderation crack down in their new update, please consider enabling "adult content" under your moderation tab in settings. Not so you can have porn on your feed, but to ensure that you can still see posts with the word "stupid" and "hell" in it-

Terracotta Pig, East Java, 15th century

Ghost Miku 👻

he's insisting a better world isn't possible with the angels now

"Ah,I just hate ta be da bearer a'bad news, but... ...ya kid's into some problematic medias."

>refuses to incarcerate people behind fascist revolt >dumps money into colonial ethnostate's genocide during cost of living crisis >refuses to acknowledge declining mental health >awkwardly steps down resulting in unpopular candidate with no campaign prep time >loses >leaves Nothin' personnel jack

went crazy and drew a bunch of the new #gameoverse crew heheeehehe @glitchprod.com @rubberross.bsky.social congrats you guys!!!!!! #artpost

stuck on a 17 hour train ride with like 40 amish people that seemingly aren’t wearing any deodorant at all

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these 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 things they neither lift nor peel. I can't remember the last time I didn't give up and stab the damn thing to get it open without dealing with this bullshit

"Antifa" in bio *look inside* *calling people "it" if they don't worship kamala harris*

Teto converted to Islam when i wasn't looking