800 detainees are missing after being held in Alligator Alcatraz in July, showing no record of their location in ICE’s database. Other detainees have been mistakenly deported or sent to detention centers thousands of miles away. The cruelty is the point.

Forced to improvise due to a failed United Nations teleprompter, Donald Trump opened his drool-spattered lie hole and sent Doritos-scented approximations of human speech flying like shrapnel from a shit grenade.

BELOW: When you make the village idiot the town doctor.

If "never leave your drink unattended" were a person.

Donald Trump isn't just the stupidest American to become president; he's the stupidest American to become famous.

Just to be clear: - Paracetamol does not cause autism. - Sadiq Khan is not introducing Sharia law in the UK - We do not have a massive free speech problem here. - Britain is not on the verge of civil war. These are not controversial subjects or contested, they're just not true.

Kamala Harris on The View on election night: "That night -- I grieved in a way that I have not since my mother died. The pain was not at all about losing a race. I knew what it was going to mean for the country ... all I could say over and over was 'my God, my God, my God.' It was very difficult."

Trump's family needs to hire new handlers. People who can actually control what he says and does and keep him on a leash. Whoever is doing it now should be fired.

Donald Trump’s unintelligible comments at the UN today were another example of how this Administration has tarnished America’s global reputation, while dangerously ceding more global influence to Russia and China.

We're having a lockdown drill this week. Our annual practice on how to "Run, Hide, Fight" an intruder in our building. Did I mention we're teaching how to do this to 5-11 year olds? #ItsTheGuns

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Summary of Trump’s speech to the UN today: 1. Your countries all suck. 2. None of you know what you are doing. 3. The US is better at everything. 4. All because of me. 5. I’m right about everything. 6. You should listen to me & do what I say. 7. And give me lots of awards.

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Face tattoos are not the p*ssy magnet you think they are. Trust me.

Meet Tomas, a lion rescued from a circus in Guatemala and reunited with his brother Kimba at ADI Wildlife Sanctuary. After years apart, they now roam freely together in the 2.5-acre Avi Habitat, exploring, basking in the sun, and enjoying their unbreakable bond.

Not all that long ago, this gets Loomer booted from ... everywhere. In 2025, she'll receive a cabinet appointment.

Kamala Harris: He had no plan for actually bringing down costs and prices for the American people. He had very few plans for what he would actually do that was about the American people, and not his vengeance on his enemies.

This ought to be engraved somewhere.

Brett Meiselas: Trump always tries to exploit tragedy or people’s pain. You can always be sure that when tragedy strikes, when people are fearful, Donald Trump will be there exploiting it to his political advantage. Trump has one mode: here are people in pain, let me manipulate and exploit them.

This is What Proves Trump’s Dementia: Psychologist | The Daily Beast Podcast m.youtube.com/watch?v=l_IW...

The two hunters who died in the southern Colorado backcountry last week were struck by lightning, the Conejos County coroner confirmed on Monday.

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

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Face tattoos are not the p*ssy magnet you think they are. Trust me.

Oh Yea.. 👍 You have my Vote...👍

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#MountainMonday #Landscape #Skyscape A View of the Santa Catalina Mountains Tucson, AZ

So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.

Jimmy Kimmel returns tomorrow. This is an important victory for free speech. Remember that it was YOU all using your power TOGETHER that got a gigantic corporation to reverse itself. Bless everyone who participated in telling Mickey Mouse to fuck off.

Not wrong.

What I want to know is if this is the first time Homan has accepted a bribe. In a normal Administration, he would be immediately fired and a full forensic investigation conducted. But in this corrupt Administration, they’ll lie and deflect.

Only in America do people get fleeced and robbed by the people who are supposed to help them with healthcare.

Disney's furious backtracking doesn't change the underlying problem but I am looking forward to Kimmel's opening monologue tomorrow night.

Jimmy is back tomorrow

I really hate when fighter jets fly low over my apartment. WTF Tucson?

Bob Iger has a real chance to be a hero here and say “Fuck you. Make me.” to the FCC by reinstating Kimmel. I’ll sign back up for Disney+ if he does. Until then, keep canceling your subscriptions!