This is my current work team dynamic and I can confirm it rules

MY BOY

Nope Nope #NoKings #Michigan

Took a lot of pictures at @allelitewrestling.com Dynamite last night. Going to start posting a thread. #AEWDynamite #AEW #wrestling

Extremely proud of my friend Kat for taking Angie Craig to task at our DFL county convention in Saturday. We’d be better off if we all had her fire.

Whenever Gabe Kidd is on screen, the other characters should ask “Where’s Clark Connors?” #AEW #Dynamite

“No cheating; your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist.” This is certainly fine.

Show me your Uber driver.

If we were all more like Brody King the world be a much better place #AEW #FuckICE

Abolish ICE Abolish Palantir

Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats

Tom Homan has real “Boss Hogg on quaaludes” energy

Are you fucking kidding me, Amy? We don’t need coordination we need ICE abolished and prosecuted

Make it viral.

some mornings you wake up and your brain is ready to seize the day and then other mornings you wake up and your brain forces you to think something like “I bet Alf’s favorite band is Spacehog”

I'm at the combination

I’m a comic writer now!

commit exactly one heinous crime that haunts you for the rest of your days. never tell a soul. this will allow you to look brooding and mysterious when you sit alone at a bar table in the wee hours of the morning.

Match idea: Reverse hair vs hair. Two bald wrestlers compete, the loser has to wear a ridiculous wig for like six months. I feel like @eviluno.bsky.social could make this happen at a Mystery show.

Look. I’m sorry. #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

#Superman #punkrocker #KindnessIsPunk

Fairly certain the adventure for the kids D&D camp I help run was written with AI and no additional work added by the “author” (one of the other DMs also working the event). It’s super frustrating because it makes no sense, NPCs are introduced and disappear, and there’s zero flow.

I think we have to face the possibility that in the next six months, we’re going to see a leaked conversation between Sexy Anime Grok and Texas Senator Ted Cruz

If you're curious, the actual article on Superman from Das Schwarze Korps (the official publication of the SS) can be found translated into English here: share.google/yzZZpMVHBRxj...

Trump would be even more impressed if he could read

Driving that thing like they stole it! (Which I hope they did, lol)

(Eddie Murphy singing) My dog’s always farting all the time Farting all the time Farting all the timmmme

If your go to “gotcha” against this trash heap of a presidency is to compare it to pro wrestling, I immediately imagine you as the type of self serious asshole who farts directly into a brandy snifter before bringing it to your nose for a deep whiff.

Day 156 -- PART 9: Ain't that just the way it goes

happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?

I bet this feels really good if you're a fruit

my aunt sent me this picture of her cat before noticing the caption from the show she was watching

No one: … Henry Bloget:

I see Chuck Schumer is being a dipshit again

#JDVance ordering breakfast

trump's brain is stuck back in the 70s/80s so i think there is a *chance* we could get him outta there simply by rolling up beside him and banging a gong

#AEW #AEWDynasty 🤼‍♂️

Could the next bob dylan movie please be about a different guy

Day 82: another Lazy Sunday color comic -- written by special guest, my orange son

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

Calling a sport you don't watch "sportsball" is such an old joke, I said it 20 years in middle school. The joke has been dead and not funny for a long time. Here are some alternatives. Football: CTE exchange. Soccer: injury improve theatre. Baseball: America's national sleep aid.

How is everyone else not constantly covered in their pets’ hair?

HOBBSAGRAM!! #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

rooting for the Eagles because it feels like Philly could really use a good riot

Soon the Dip-pocalypse will be i upon us

Super Bowl pot luck prep is underway!