Evergreen fuck the Sky organization post.

From yesterday: I wrote about the Bulls, who decided to build around Josh Giddey, and who now have to figure out what that looks like: yhoo.it/476GjPI And Ben wrote about the Kings, straying away from the beam and seeking a new beacon: yhoo.it/4nv9Lol

Hey @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social get the fuck out of the way you fucking pussies.

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.

No it doesn’t, that’s you doing that

Fuck Ron Burgundy!

He converted there, but the moment is very obviously way too big for Matt Shaw. Should be Willi Castro moving forward.

Dog, what the fuck do the Cubs even have 3 lefties in the bullpen for?

You gotta be fucking kidding me

How is this guy still In the game? Taillon was fucking nails. Keller doesn’t have it. Rogers? Kittridge? Fucking Soroka? What the fuck are we doing here?

Iiiiiii think you gotta get tossed there Shildt

Hoooooo boy. Here we go

That home was huge but 3 runs on 12 hits is cuuuuuurazy

You gotta get that run home hurt Kyle Tucker

See if you’re going to be a right wing nuts job, at least hit massive playoff homers like Michael Busch

My 22-year-old son: “Why does she look 12?” Fair question.

Fuck me this is perfect

Why did you trade for Willi Castro if not to pinch hit for Shaw there?

Pulling Taillon is a choice

This guy, specifically, deserves better. too bad the guards will sign no one this offseason and expect DeLauter to fix everything

matt shaw, ICE cold at the plate

Not getting more than 2 there is yucky work, Cubs.

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🎶 And I’m proud to be an American where at least I know I’m free 🎶

Get that it’s hard to stop watching WWE because you’ve watched since childhood. But now you’re watching them actively participate in this administration as the matriarch destroys education best she can. There is a real actual other option out there and this is their men’s champion. Make the switch.

This had to be a foreign country. Anywhere in America, some guy with graying hair hears that song, sees MJ and drunkenly bellows “AAAAAAAND NOW, THE STARTING LINEUP FOR *YOUR* CHICAGO BULLS”

It’s not going to happen, but I really wish the Bears used the extra time here to move Darnell Wright to left tackle. It seems as though what will happen is Theo Benedetto getting moved out there and while that may help them run the ball, physically, Benedet just does not have the length…

"i just use it to generate ideas"

they should let him do the barry bonds drugs for one season and then cancel baseball forever because he’s beaten it. he’s beaten the game. of baseball.

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meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival

People wouldn’t care what Theo Von had to say at all if he never had a hair transplant

Dumb win lol unreal

The Raiders have figured out that all they need to do to win is not give the Bears the ball.

You know who isn’t very good? The second highest paid center in the NFL that plays for the Bears.

Trea Turner was the only qualified hitter in the National League to bat .300 in 2025. Enjoyed his response when asked if he could explain why it’s so hard:

Hell of a time for the first great Tory Taylor punt of his career!

Can’t wait for the end of this Bears game so we can get a classic “Bears are the first team since the Bumfuck McCracker Barrels to lose a game after winning the turnover battle 6 to 1.”

Can’t wait to watch the QB nerds that watch All-22 scream “Throw it!” at Bears film as some receiver streaks open down the middle.

I don’t even know how you fix this Bears mess, man.

I cannot believe Ryan Poles got an extension.

The Bears line is worse than last year. Caleb isn’t good enough. This is the hell we were promised as Bears fans.

Ryan Poles spent a 4th round pick on a punter that SUUUUUUUCKS

This is just an awful start to this game for the Bears and the only reason it’s not worse is that the Raiders have been more awful. This is a bad football team. Long long year ahead.

The Raiders and Bears are both very bad

Bro… this defense has no business doing this. The Bears offense HAS to get their shit together. This is wild stuff.

This is why guys like Theo Von pander to who they pander to. He’s not funny. He’s not a comic. He’s just a podcast host. He needs a completely “safe” space to succeed on stage.

Update: pretty good!

Josh Allen with the “Fuck you Jobu”!!!!!