ZERO fucks to give. NOT ONE. [ben Shapiro tells Newsom to stop calling ICE terrorists, two seconds later] okay, you’re right, my B

Oh my god just hire Stefanski or something Falcons wyd?!

U.S workers are taking home the smallest share of the economic pie since the feds started collecting the data in 1947.

i think gavin newsom fucking sucks and if you ever try to guilt me into voting for him i’ll scream

It’s been about 90 minutes since the news broke, and we already have all this information about Kyle Tucker’s business. We should have this same level of information about every team’s paper, too. It would change everything.

The greatest thing on the internet today

Just found our next James Bond.

🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️

It is becoming more and more infuriating that Matas Buzelis is the one and only Bulls player that isn’t allowed to play through mistakes.

not even simming it out as many times as we do the season for the playoff odds? unserious!

😔

My guy saw that Jets team and said lemme send Arch’s ass over there.

They should recall this dude.

Best candidate I’ve seen so far for the Democrats in 2028.

Tre Jones playing the best basketball of his life lately. Perfect time for the Bulls to be offered a first and a young player only to tuck him snuggly in their back pocket for safe keeping.

Imagine being this mad at not getting a pat on the head for performing jokes someone else wrote for you.

This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan. A citizen. Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold. "We're from the United States bro!' he screamed. Agents took and sold his phone And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.

My list of available names for Eagles OC JT Realmuto Mike Tomlin Amal McCaskill Gabe Kidd Seth Joyner Phillip Rivers Magic 8 Ball Gritty The Actual Epstein List One of the 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo

So so stupid… all to avoid the fucking tax.

No brainer at any number short term. Insane that more teams aren’t in on this. ESPECIALLY THE FUCKING CHICAGO CUBS!!!!

Like I love this site. You should follow and read. They’re great. This article makes me furious. If Kyle Tucker is available for 3 years at literally I don’t give a fuck what AAV, the Cubs not being in is absolutely unacceptable and that’s how every Cubs fan/media personality should be treating it.

This is wild. You could see it coming, but it’s just crazy that we’re here.

The Alex Bregman signing is good. I like it. Good. Great even. However, this Cubs thing just continues to drive me insane. To me, this is basically the Kyle Tucker move in that last year they made that move and we’re still one big move away. Ironically, that one move was… signing Alex Bregman! 1/

I’m a fucking sucker for shit like this I love it so much. Doesn’t even matter who the player is

A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate

Smell ya later, Aaron. Say hi to the wife who goes to a different school or whatever.

Hey have we considered if the Texans face the Seahawks in the Super Bowl it may cause a black hole thus ending all existence for all of us? No? We should. I’m pretty worried.

I’m not interested in any candidate for 2026 or 2028 who doesn’t have plans to put every ICE agent on trial for their crimes

I don't use this app as much as I should. Seems like a nice place. But frankly, I wish we were writers in the 80s, when people cared about the words and we didn't need to juggle 13 platforms. When we could just observe. When our visibility didn't fall on us. Depressing era, tbh.

I agree with this but no fucking way I’m going from one limited QB to another if I’m Mike McDaniel.

Aight. Bears Rams. Gotta imagine Bears are gonna be home dogs. I’m pretty excited to see that matchup.

Cool as hell trick play but, how in the hell do you ever lose CMC on the field?

No education required. Mininum 18 months playing first person shooter games in yo' ugly-ass momma's basement. Must have no marketabe skills and possess a strong hatred of folks different from you and whatnot.

I’d like AT LEAST Joe Brady fired at the end of this Bills season. Not good.

A Yankees jersey in a salary dump.

Crucial context: ICE agents have typically been taught not to get scared, shoot fleeing moms in the head, and then call them a bitch afterwards on days 48 and 49 of their training.

Watching one of the greatest Bears games of all time last night made the difference between them and the Bulls as stark as ever The Bears want better, best. The Bulls would be thrilled with good. allchgo.com/bulls-want-g...

Tryna see if Green Bay pulls the trigger.

cannot tell you how much I love how Ben Johnson became a head coach and said, simply: "Matt LaFleur knows nothing about me and has never met me but I am going to come at him with the fire of 10,000 suns until something breaks or pops" pick a target and keep swinging alpha competitor shit

My column from Chicago, where they had us in the first half, not gonna lie READ: www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

the state of shock in which I find myself is so powerfully intense that I do not know how to start my day, or also how to do anything

Hang it in the Art Institute of Chicago

Like I’m sorry but it’s cool now to paint your nails and complete less than 60% of your passes.

It is some kind of excellent that the Bears franchise has never ever had a quarterback and by the grace of idk (Chicago Pope?) the football gods gave us the coolest one.

the pope dipping into that cabinet where he hides the extra blood of christ

#Bears #GBvsCHI

The Bears win their first playoff game in 15 years, the only way this team knows how. See you back here at Soldier Field next weekend. Bears 31, Packers 27