My wife married me solely for my barista skills

My wife married me solely for my barista skills

I can’t think of a person who has a life I’m less interested in than Melania. I’d no joke rather watch a 6hr documentary about the history of random automotive trash in the forest near me. Why are there tires out there? Who put them in the forest? How did they do it? How many tires are out here?

“The government is giving kids free lunches and 45 dollars a month to poor people for snacks?! Burn the whole fucking country down 1776” “Masked federal agents are being sent out to murder US citizens in the street with legal impunity? Wow god bless the USA I’m going to suck an Eagles dick now.”

Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position

Everything is going to completely fall apart all at once, isn’t it?

Next on Fox News: “Hey if the cops want to kill me I mean I support it, I’d let the cops kill my entire family you gotta listen to cops and if cops wanna kill me and everyone around me I gotta support our law enforcement officers, let them shit all over my dead body just kill the shit out of me”

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

everythiiing🎵 I have to saaay🗣️ would get me baaanned🎷 or on a liiist🎶

Man today is one of those days that might get me banned from all forms of social media.

they're gonna call you a terrorist regardless of what you do isn't that nifty

Look upon my berries ye mighty, and despair.

I love how the standard ICE agent uniform is the exact same thing that the IT staff at an elementary school would wear but with a balaclava.

Mood:

Walking out in front of the national guard deployment in LA with a sign that says “FREE CANS OF RIP-IT”

I’m escaping to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism…

My 90s kid dream birthday is at McDonalds and the Ninja Turtles get the fucking shit kicked out of them by Rockapella and then I’m gifted an iguana.

@jacobgeller.com you should send some DMs to your boy. A collabo like this? Once in an eon. Also I’ll pay for it. @bosh.worstpossible.world

there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement

Sam Altman Presents: an AI Orb that wanders around your house in the dark and occasionally moans or leaves wet spots on the floor.

Just going to leave this here

@worstpossible.world found you guys through the @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social episode you guested on and I can’t stop fucking listening. It’s a disease now.