Moldova or the UK for Eurovision, because that Moldovan song is pure fun and I’ve loved LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER for years so it’s exciting he’s getting such a huge opportunity (and the song is sick too)!

It's like watching an 80 year old man give a 4th grade book report.

“We’re going back to the fucking MOON, that’s why!”

I need the clip of the kid on CNN saying “we’re going back to the fucking moon!” My mother just FaceTimed me, running it back three times 😂

My first “kill a darling” in this bracket… voting Langley for the beauty of “Desperado” and the ‘almost got it’ percussion section on “Good Vibrations” still makes me smile all these years later.

They’re calling it “the most defaced currency in history.”

swan song, death comes

You said it, Rocky. #ProjectHailMary

who gets to fly in the government fuck plane now

I made @darthbluesky.bsky.social’s Smooshed Potatoes tonight & they were excellent (next time a touch more oil & 25 degrees higher on the initial roast).

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1813

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the feed

So: tax strike? General strike?

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

Monday early & Thursday ‘opening night’ tickets acquired. (Just a warning, this might become a PHM fan account for a minute & everyone still has time to read the book, FYI)

wouldn't it be so cool if it happened during the state of the union

The scammers that just called my wife, scaring her into thinking she missed a jury summons, are simply not prepared for the wrath this unemployed nerd is about to unleash.

Oh they gonna be big mad right off the get.

Sam Darnold first half summary

I’m going to be such a wreck watching PROJECT HAIL MARY, I’m already sobbing at the trailer.

The Return of Cliff Booth?!

Of course, his full name is Badagar Bunnyagon

“There’s a bomb where?” - Winnie Cooper

I hope that Democrats realize what’s happening in Minnesota is also a dry run for what the regime has planned for the midterms.

ABOLISH & PROSECUTE ICE

It sucks that one of the funniest Lynch appearances, imho, is the three episode arc on LOUIE. His three three rules of show business...

Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.

ABOLISH & PROSECUTE ICE

My Top 23 albums of 2025, culled from an initial list of 60+!

THE THIN MAN marathon on @tcmtv.bsky.social to start the year? Ok, I’ll give ‘26 a chance.

imho there are many reasons why Die Hard and The Hunt for Red October would make a solid double feature

Numbers never conceived possible.

Boulder rn

Today was a fun day to sign up for a Marketplace health plan, lemme tell ya... finish all the forms, submit and then open my phone to see that it'll likely be $500+ a month more.

When the Rockettes move into a line

Dear readers, we have a winner! #JuiceByTappy

Seated for 2 WICKED 2 FURIOUS

Dark days & more ahead but being reminded that music heals is more essential than ever. Thank you @andrewhyde.bsky.social for the ticket. And to @barteesstrange.bsky.social, Strange Unplugged was a treat!

I picked Blue Morpho as the closer to today’s Gizz rave set & I was RIGHT for once, let’s see if I end up winning the draw!

Getting to essentially relive my first Gizz show from my couch after such a shitty week is a real treat that I didn’t know I needed.

We need an Andre3000/King Gizzard flute jam ASAP

The meltdowns in the coming 36 hours are gonna be unrivaled!

Onion and Mustard Suite, Third Movement

just....enjoy this

I think there might be a story here: layoffs on the first day of open enrollment for a lot of folks, I’m among them and I’ve already seen a couple others today.