Either the COVID I had last month mysteriously came back OR I have somehow caught it again. Hooray.

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Alien Earth moves at breakneck speed. Like way too fast imho. Such a shame.

i'm showin' u my hole

Anybody got any clue how to make Safari on iOS 26 not suck? I miss being able to swap between tabs with a single touch, and being able to close all tabs with a swipe.

Egypt is played out. I wanna see Kratos take on WuKong

Is there a betting pool on when we will observe our first black hole evaporation? Because I’ve got my money in hand.

I hope this is how someone learns the news

Am I pathetic for being grumpy that more people associate Axel F with Crazy Frog than Beverly Hills Cop?

reaction gif i decided i absolutely needed

I was a ghost I was alone (AAAH!) A ghost!

i love how the smegma grind set males are all 'diogenes was the first mgtow' when in reality diogenes would shit on their carpet if he met them

Cats are liquid Especially on Halloween 🎃🐈‍⬛🎃

Damn, Sindri was already getting fed up with everyone before Ragnarok, huh? He really was mostly putting up with it all for Brok’s sake. Not that he didn’t love everybody, but his agoraphobia must have been chewing him up inside.

Hank Green accurately summarizes the current state of mechanistic interpretability: “There’s a bunch of knobs and they have weights and they have values and they’re in a place”

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@hankgreen.bsky.social a better word than “superintelligence” is “skynet”

Video can game where your companion is a ghost that can possess any machine you need to use. Otherwise it lives in a lamp. When possessing a machine, the ghost absorbs the machine’s “memories,” a quasi-narrative history of its “experiences.”

Language models can correctly answer questions about their previous intentions. www.anthropic.com/research/int...

I’ll never get over the time I learned that all LA promo events are just Instagram walls you pay to get into

Me: yall mind if I dissociate for a while? The dust bunnies in my closet: 🫡

I miss happy Sindri

The way Kratos is like “damn son, how many girlfriends do you have across the realms??”

Has anybody ever said “drain the rock’s johnson?”

The Statue of Liberty is the only rational symbol of civic identity for Americans, whether a New Yorker or not. A symbol of the freedom from bondage transmogrified into a symbol of welcome embrace of strangers is the *actual* story of America we should believe.

A core value Elon-aligned folks are trying to imbue into LLMs is that racism towards Indians is acceptable and is based on some fact. Just so sickening

🎵 Do you know the way 🎵 🎵 to Cheddar Bay?🎵

Give me somethin’ to bust! Give me somethin’ to bust! How ‘bout that friggin nut!?

Centaurs are insects. Anybody ever tell you that?

Open the page. Scroll down to the timeline. Go through the timeline. It’s… shocking

Tyr as Giant Jesus is pretty cute

OH! The new Sabrina Carpenter album is like a Crazy Ex Girlfriend season!

Redneck tiefling named Tarnation

As a kid I loved Sam Neill in Jurassic Park and wanted to see the rest of his work.

This is what it’s like when WORLDS COLLIDE

This guy who they got to play Thor sounds a helluva lot like David Harbour.

All these people avoiding m-dashes because “AI uses them” simply means that there’s more for me!

Has anybody ever made art showing what all the video game protagonists would look like carrying their entire inventory without abstraction?

We didn’t start the fire. What fire? There is no fire in ba sing se.

TFW it’s a girl house

A skein of mummies begin referring to their living caretaker as The Wet One.

NOT JOANNA’S EGGS

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Sabrina Carpenter is straight girl diagnostic pop.

For anyone who can, a GoFundMe has been set up to help Rob's wife and their young daughter. Sending tons and tons of love and deepest condolences to Rob's family and friends. www.gofundme.com/f/family-of-...

and the punks and rebels *won* that war. a urinal is art. a solid block of color is art. an empty canvas is art. a pile of candy is art. and yet here we are once again, being told it must be Hard, you must Suffer, you must have the right Technique. the pencil is sacred, the prompt is profane.

there was a war in the 20th century between those who said "if i picked it and put it in a context where it has meaning, it's art" and those who said "it's only art if it was Hard, if you Suffered, learned Technique". the former were the punks and rebels and the latter were the establishment squares