pirate gob adoptable

If I ever make a film again, which WILL happen goddamnit, I’m going to make sure I hire a DIETARY COORDINATOR for lunches and crafty.

Started playing Baldur’s Gate 3

If they made a sequel to 1408, would they call it 1408 2 or 1409?

Woke up to find “SOME PIG” woven into a spider web over my bed while I slept. Rude.

the minute the fb algorithm clocks you as a straight man it immediately sets about trying to destroy your life & endanger those around you

Imagine setting your text tone to the pornhub beat

I love making sandcastles with Shadowheart 💞

Wyll has the audacity to bitch about having horns at a party celebrating Tiefling refugees from Avernus

hello, sadako

Wyll Ravengard’s character sucks* pass it on. I think that seeing the Flaming Fist so easily defend Gortash after his father’s decades of “good” leadership should have been radicalizing. *I don’t blame the writers, game design is hard as hell

teamwork

Apparently it’s Goblin Week? I realized I haven’t drawn many goblins outside of my Land of Eem work, so have these two 👯‍♀️💚👹🗡️💀

The vibe these days 👹🍕🥴💀

OMG NO

NO. NOT CATHERINE O’HARA. FUCK. NO NO NO.

Smosh is the Mr Beast of Dropouts

Larian should take a break from Divinity or w/e and do a Curse of Strahd game

I wish it was possible to have voice actors procedurally say the name of your custom character in RPGs. Not fully generated dialog. Just… I wouldn’t mind hearing my characters’ names aloud

content-aware scaled black cats r so hysterical to me. get scrinkled idiot

What if the monologue from super graphic ultra modern girl was a Midwest emo intro

The best part of the Bhaal temple is how it’s totally chill to just walk up to random strangers and say the creepiest thing you can think of

What is this awful shitty corpo video podcast trend where everything is in a warmly lit studio with plants and wood paneling. Who are you fooling??? It’s the new inoffensive “real people work here” aesthetic aimed at the ayahuasca class.

It’s just three circles. They can’t hurt you.

One of the best parts of BG3 is getting to flirt while absolutely caked in gore.

Naughty by Neurotype

pants are missing

Morning.

Simple Russet reminder to keep going 💕

remember that their need for control is so desperate that it is unnatural. tyranny requires constant effort. oppression is the mask of fear.

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Do furries call it “scruffing season?”

Can we as a society please bring back buttons on everyday devices? My bedroom fan doesn’t need a fucking touch screen, an LED display, or to BEEP

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You can’t spell Anthropic without “anthro pic” thanks for coming to my TED Talk

It would be pretty funny if Pluto landed squarely on NDT’s house like the wicked witch of the east

Hunk Snack of Notre-Game

TFW you’re fighting Batman and you hear him shout “NOW”

I wish I was immune to the charms of “hey, remember this better thing you really loved??”

upon seeing a picture of the golden gate bridge: "oh, the claude bridge!"

What the fuck happened to polygon dot com? They used to be a real site. A real journalism company. Now it’s nothing but sponsored content and fucking ragebait? What happened to their video staff? Their editorial staff? The only name I recognize is Simone now. JFC what a goddamn travesty.

Haha lol

you may know the cruel term "butter face." but have you heard "butter knife," where you are attracted to everything but her knife

Did they actually forget to color grade the Wicked movies? Why do they look so flat?

it's quite reasonable to say that a family of four people including two young kids living on $140k is pretty close to poverty Only large blue cities actually afford human rights suitable for everyone. I don't think you should raise kids somewhere they're not allowed to be trans, for instance.

So the guy who designed the eyes for the replicants in Bladerunner was kind of a weirdo right? I bet the person who had to design the assholes has seen things you people wouldn’t believe.

SADAKO for VOGUE JAPAN

I just discovered a game show I would dominate.