Dude really called a national address just to say "It's all Biden's fault," then waddle away.

That's not Kingdom Hearts 4.

What the fuck is even happening right now.

Also for a second I really thought Stupid Never Dies was Lollypop Chainsaw 2.

Oh, people are gonna have some THOUGHTS about that Best Adaptation award.

"Put it in H."

Call Of Duty Black Ops 7 sucks because it was put together by AI. It didn't suck because it was called Black Ops 7.

@patstaresat.bsky.social on ＡＩ doomerism

Nintendo really hates romance, huh?

me gettin that 20 piece nugs

I fucking hate the yellow eyes on the animatronics, I fucking hate them. I shouldn't hate them, they shouldn't piss me off this much, but they do.

every time dems win an awful lot of conservatives go “Soon they’ll be introducing us to submissive bondage scenarios aplenty, which i must stress i am constantly imagining at all times. out of fear.”

I wasn't expecting "Actual Sex God JoCat" to become part of the JoCat lore, but I welcome it.

I hope this is a trilogy that goes to Godzilla: Minus Minus One.

Rise Of Skywalker might genuinely be one of the least interesting movies I've ever seen. I've never felt more like I was consuming a product rather than experiencing a story in my life. I can't even say I hate it, because that would imply it was capable of inspiring a strong emotion from within me.

What in the fucking fuck is Microsoft even doing?

"There, there, Hugo, I understand. All those years caged up in here why, you've probably never even seen your own face in the mirror have you? Here."

Don't blame her. Twitch completely and utterly failed her.

Beat Psychonauts. Extremely clever design, fun writing, and solid gameplay variety with all the powers you get. Noticed the controls were a bit loose and floaty, and I ended up stuck in the geometry several times (playing on PS5, emulating the PS2 version). Great game. Maybe a bit overhyped.

I'm like 95% sure that somewhere down the line, we're gonna learn this new Dissidia game was born due to a clothing brand tie-in deal that Square Enix made with a Japanese fashion company.

Fuck it, I'll rewatch all of MHA, who's gonna stop me?

How come Insomniac can make such great games, but their box art covers are so terrible?

I thought this video was going to be 6 seconds long with Alanah just saying "Don't." Honestly, I think this was somehow better.

Randy Pitchford accidentally stumbled his way into a successful game and has spent the rest of his career trying to correct that mistake.

I'll put this as diplomatically as possible. Some people have a large platform that they use to spread a message. And sometimes, that message is hateful. Violent. Inciteful. Shameless. I don't wish violence on those people. But that doesn't mean I have to feel bad when their dues come calling.

Biting my tongue really hard right now.

The punchline to this whole thing is that the game is gonna end with another cameo from Chris instead.

Bubsy sure has gotten a lot of chances for a franchise with 0 good games, huh?

Hey uh, Paramount... maybe wanna wait for the final season to drop before throwing all your support behind them? Just saying, you NEVER know what those last few episodes will reveal about someone...

Everyone except the actual writers had more interesting ideas for these movies, didn't they?

Hey so you don’t need to test if the new version of the lying, plagiarism bot is better or worse than the old plagiarism bot they’re all bad

A bit fucking what?

I miss the trench coat. Give us back the trench coat.

(don't ask me how long this took me to make)

Nintendo had better leave Luigi and Daisy out of their god damn mouths if they know what's good for them.

It's kind of a shame that Toei disrespects One Piece's dub so much. So many outside projects, especially games, only have Japanese tracks, and sometimes they even say "well, we want an authentic, TRUE One Piece experience." The current dub is REALLY good, and so few people know that.

Wait, is it just me or does this game actually look kinda sick? It's like the Marvel vs Capcom we're never gonna see again.

i heard you only get to play as donkey kong for the opening hour or two on the tanker. the rest of the story is told from the perspective of diddy kong as he infiltrates the “big peel” bananaspill containment facility on a hostage rescue mission, manipulated by unseen players in a larger game (1/14)

At this point my profile is gonna be like 90% reposts about Spheal, and I'm frankly not sorry about that.