"In 'The Room,' everybody betray me. In *this* room, everybody love me... Anyway, Academy, how is your sex life?"

actual bluesky challenge: post your favorite work of art from fifty years before you were born

MTG complaining about being bullied

Netflix is about to announce their first annual "From Sea To Shining Stream Peace Prize," aren't they?

My favorite "Hey EW" moment Of course, I was disheartened to hear that the laughter in the background is A.I. and clearly not Sonjay Dutt. But it great to hear RJ razz one of the valued members of his creative team

Ok, fine. I'll watch "Mother Goose Rock 'n Rhyme" again

Never give up on your dreams #MST3K

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Loving the new @rifftrax.com "Riffers Cup" complilation Here's the "There's no rule that says a _____ can't play _____" scenes from "Air Bud" and "Ed" #MST3K

Another treat for us MSTies from "The Riffers Cup" @rifftrax.com #MST3K

Watching the newest @rifftrax.com release "The Riffer's Cup" Mike's whole life has led to this moment #MST3K

I'm moving my annual twitter thanksgiving joke to Bluesky

"Partyman" by Prince makes any Joker party better

Saw a pic version of this meme going around, so I was inspired to make a video version

Today is a national holiday and should be celebrated as such #MST3K

Preaching to the choir Can I get the mic a little higher? Gimme your desire Watch me set your world on fire You're lost in my daze, yeah, you can't look away No one is coming to save you Now we runnin' wild You're down on your knees, I'ma be your idol

Nah. This one is too easy

My thoughts surpassed the 300-character limit, so I had to improvise

Joe Don Baker is Tim Robbins in "The John Mellencamp Story" #MST3K

This would be like if a Democratic politician said "A lot of people didn't like that gentleman" about a certain assassinated podcaster Then imagine that Democratic politician saying this while he's sitting next to the assassin, whom he constantly reminds everyone is his close, personal friend

On the twelfth day of Full Gear, Tony Khan gave to me 12 Mone Titles 11 Deathly Riders 10 Ospreays Leaping 9 Shoes A-Throwing 8 pack of Callis (it's a hot dog joke 😆😆) 7 Swerve's a-drivin' 6 Gunns a-gunnin 5 Dynamite Rings 4 Okada birds 🖕 3 Cowboy Shits 2 Bucks In Debt And a puppet show from Harley

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

In honor of #ManosDay, here's the pride of my MSTie collection: my autograph collection from the cast at the #MST3K Reunion in Minneapolis

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🎶 Veronica, She said "Look, Every Day I Write The Book Of the wreck of the Elvis Costello 🎶

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

And so a new form of government was born. A system that required citizens to yell at a handful of mostly elderly politicians every few weeks, demanding them not to doom us all. A Screamocracy.

Vote democratic socialist no matter who.

How I feel with the events of tonight

YES

...has endorsed Andrew Cuomo, despite currently residing in another dimension

...has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

...has endorsed Andrew Cuomo

*Sees that it's Godzilla Day* *Where my #MST3K riddled brain goes*

Disenchanted Little Girl In A Jell-O Pudding Commercial

🎶 My bread habits lead to late nights with provolone Midnight runs to Subway, though they are closed I thought I swore off trans fats, but now I'm boned I am hooked on BLTs, on wheat, it seems 🎶

Reminded of an #MST3K version I made a few years back

Probably my new all-time favorite NFL stat

I mean, if you set aside all the things getting more expensive, like healthcare, electricity, lumber, toys, electronics, vegetables, beef, bacon, and coffee, prices are pretty much stable

Griff Garrison doesn't know who the fuck I am #AEW

Kyle Fletcher has never said my full name #AEW

"What is the charge?! Eating a seal?! A succulent harbor seal?!" I still thank @the305mvp.bsky.social for being the first to subject me to the Paul Charles Dozsa arrest video

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