Is it wrong to not always be glad? #MST3K

If any one riff sums up what you're in for with "Guns Of El Chupacabra," it's this one @rifftrax.com

"Trump, are you just looking at things in the Oval Office and saying that you'll tax them?" "30% tariff on lamp!"

"By the way, I hates that Orko."

"You will say my full name: Kyle Clayton Deborah Susan Forrester Fletcher." #AEWDynamite

I have a feeling this mystery partner has been someone who's been staying away, and when they appear, I'll be tempted to ask "Where you've been, baby?" #AEWDynamite

Happy Time Chasers Day to all the Castleton snobs who celebrate #MST3K

"OK, this main character, uh Sparky..." "Has a friend! A girl! Hell, he's a girl, too! There are a lot of girls, they're all roommates! There's a goofy girl, a serious girl, a cheerleader, a loose girl! Everybody in the damn series is a damn girl!" "Yeah, but Rowsdower..." "A big hairy girl!!!"

"I don't like the idea of Frieza giving Goku two stuffed crust pizzas in one day." @kaiserneko.bsky.social @teamfourstar.bsky.social

And on top of it, the liquor stores close at 8:00 #MST3K

Quentin Tarantino's Eat Pray Love

Wes Craven's A Walk To Remember

Do you know how bad it is when there is a 91-year-old talking to you, but *YOU'RE* the one who sounds like they're dying?

"Hey, Servo. Don't look now, but I think someone's checking you out." #MST3K

A Deathstalker reboot, starring Jean-Claude Gosh Darn from "Future War" and TVs Son of TVs Frank @pattonoswalt.bsky.social and featuring the Triblade from "Sword and the Sorcerer"?! Be still, my MSTie heart ❤️😁 #MST3K

🎶 I'll pass off this fast food as my cooking I'll pass off this fast food as my cooking I hope he buys that it's an I hope he buys that it's an I hope he buys that it's an Expression from Albany 🎶

Found this great #MST3K crossover meme, and once again, I was inspired to write some parody lyrics about Red Zone Cuba to the tune of "Idiot Control Now" *lyrics in the alt text

"Oh no, Vladimir Futon. I have a FAR greater reward planned for you. When I pass on, you shall be buried alive with me."

⭐️ The night started out badly as the staff blasted my chauffer out of an airlock. They then interrupted my dinner just as I got it, saying I could eat later because the manager wanted to see *me*! Then they did an immediate 180° and literally shoved the food in my mouth

Ha!… ha….. ha………. ha …………………….ha.

Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" Tom Clancy's Life In The Time Of Cholera

I'll take the victories where I can in my state Now, if we could just get Grassley, Ernst and Reynolds the fuck out

She Overdrew my Memory til I Banked

She Code Name my Diamond Head

She Boggy my Creek till my legend continues.

Seriously, did nobody listen to Robert Palmer?! #MST3K

Happy #NationalWaffleDay "Did you know that the nation's brunch industry employs over 500,000 people? Most of them named Chad?"

🎶 HOT DOG, HOT DOG, HOT DIGGITY DOG NOW WE GOT EARS, IT'S TIME FOR CHEERS HOT DOG, HOT DOG, THE PROBLEM'S SOLVED 🎶 #AEWCollision

Post a movie GIF from the year you were born

As if there was any mystery #WhatIDoWithACoconut

Okada at the end of the match #AEWCollision

Just repeat to yourself, "It's a country store, I should really just relax."

It took all of seven seconds for @rifftrax.com to sell me on Jurassic Shark 2 Oooh, I loves them Pipper references #MST3K

If I ever walk into a room and forget what I came in there for, I will say, "Judy! What am I doing?!"

Leaves *IS* plants, dumbass #AEWDynamite

"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to motorboat a clown!!" "I don't any of us expected him to say that."

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! Chuck Hamlin's Motorjam! * This is strictly a reference for the fellow #MST3K/ @rifftrax.com fans out there

KoЯn "Self-Titled" (1994)

To borrow a @titusnation.bsky.social quote, "We should change it to 'socialgasm,' we help each other out, and we all get off."

She is simultaneously sexy, unhinged, and badass all in one ☺️ Also, having never heard her speak before this, I would've never expected that her voice sounds almost like Gwen Stefani

"I could tear this whole empire down. Sir? I could have my sisters form an alliance with a competing race." "I could accuse Mogh of my father's treason and have his son Worf discommendated." I could...I could put Veridium Six in the blood wine." #StarTrek #TNG

"A fat child has fallen in the chocolate fountain! Augustus calls for aide!" "And Wonka will ignore it." @rifftrax.com #MST3K

The opening short, "Our Friend, The Policeman" is sure to make its way to being a @rifftrax.com classic "19th verse, same as the first!!"

Here's my contribution

Less than 2 hours, and I'll be heading out to WDM (West Des Moines) to see this 😁

I brought my family to DC for the Cherry Blossom festival The first thing I saw when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down

When you order Preston Vance, The Butcher and Carlito from Temu #AEWCollision

The sad part is, they're *all* former prostitutes #MST3K

Worf would break your bones if he even suspects you're cheating Data has the ability to count cards & anticipate probability Troi can read emotions, so she'd be impossible to bluff Geordi's visor could probably see through the back of the cards But somehow, Riker is the best poker player