😇 "Mummy let's have blueberries" holding up an empty bowl. In go frozen berries, she sits at the table to eat them. "Can I have some?" 😇 "Mummy they magic turn into lollies (candy)" Magic finger wiggles "Oh" 😇 "Mummy you can't eat lollies. Is not good for your tummy." 🫠 I got rug pulled

Bluesky is a good place

@albomp.bsky.social He said our nation is festering with antisemitism. At a vigil for murder victims. What the actual fuck?

Urgent Care is so useful. Its great having something between a GP appointment next week and going to Emergency.

I asked 4 year old what we should do today for fun, and she said "clean my room!" Im worried im not the mum.

The simple joy of orange slices smiles

Oh my yes

G'on give it a go

Another fantastic line-up with two RHLSTP virgins on 23rd February at the Leicester Square Theatre. Jameela Jamil and Andy Hamilton. COME ON www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/show/richard...

The good thing is a burst eardrum only hurts when you're talking or chewing or drinking. Or walking. Or laying down. Or your toddler embodies the spirit of a lion cub and pounces into that side of your head from the top of the bunk bed

Edward Everett Horton's narration was a highlight on childhood

Every little helps * the GDP

Stupidity hurts. So does Lego. Both are fun

On it, Melbourne. Get your tickets.

Paris offices of #X raided "Both X chairman Musk and former X chief executive Linda Yaccarino have been summoned to appear at hearings in April, while X employees will be questioned as witnesses, according to the Paris prosecutor." edition.cnn.com/2026/02/03/b...

#Melbourne #Comedy #Stand-up #Tickets

My kids call camomile "camel lion tea" so that's what I put on the label. It makes me happy every time i see the tin

But where were they going without ever knowing the way?

"I have midnight in my eye. Take it out mummy. Its time to play" 2 year old rejecting my contention that, it being midnight, they would need to go back to bed and sleep

Two excellent people

The Albanese Government’s constant justification for approving new gas projects is we need gas to “firm renewables.” Well, good news… turn out we don’t! So @australianlabor.bsky.social you can stop approving new gas projects. www.afr.com/policy/energ...

Music is beauty, heartbreak, hope, dance. Fill your day with music

There is no light without shadow. Its okay for joy and motivation to come and go in waves with depression and introspection.

Happy Australia Day 🇦🇺 ♥️ We should have 125 candles on the cake, but it's fire ban season

You should do nice things

#Heatwave #SouthAustralia Please leave a dish of water for the wildlife and insect during the heatwave. Urban areas are so paved over that these creatures don't have a lot of water access. Place it in a shady spot if you can and add a handful of pebbles or sticks so bugs dont drown.

#wholesome Two etymologists telling us the quirky origins and evolution of everyday phrases youtu.be/6Rr6qfIIapY?...

Carney calls for middle powers to unite .. we get to call this Middle Earth, right?

Hayao Miyazaki was right when he called it "an insult to life itself"

Carney's worth a listen if you've got time "Great powers have begun using economic integration as weapons .. When we only negotiate bilatelly with Hegemons, we negotiate from weakness. .. Middle Powers must act together because if we're not at the table we're on the menu" youtu.be/_RjXKC0Xla8?...

John Cage "Water Walk" youtu.be/gXOIkT1-QWY?...

Guys, Bluesky is good. Let's keep doing this

Sits bolt upright "No mummy, I dont like jam its sticky" Lays down and instantly falls back asleep Kids have such innocent dreams

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social gosh

Terminator 2 is the best of all terminators

I'm tired of my ludicrous bingo card events actually happening. Consequently , this year's includes "US builds pyramid"

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy.

It is either bravery or stupidity, and which is depends on the outcome

Entente CordIAle is a Franco-British partnership launched in July 2025: to foster a European AI that is excellent, ethical and sovereign, serving science, the economy and society. #Saclay #Oxford #Cambridge #France #UK #AI youtu.be/NlMACuVf5ZA?...

I sigh more than I breathe these days

John Finnemore is bloody brilliant

Ill, bit of a fever, overslept. Woke up to 2-year-old pushing slivers of bread into my mouth. She was using her playdough knife to hack pieces off a broad roll and earnestly feeding me. Haha its nice to be looked after. 😄

“The black-bulb yam (Dioscorea melanophyma) makes fake berries that help the species spread to new locations” “The results extend the mimicry concept to nonreproductive structures of the plant” #scicomm #sensoryecology #deception #mimicry www.sciencenews.org/article/new-... 🧪

Putting in a proper vege garden. It feels good to be settled. Kids are helping (uprooting) the seedlings so much Ive told them the greenhouse has a dragon in it.

Why am I shadowed I asked Because He replied Thats what sunlight does And i held onto the grass To stop from tumbling into the sky The endless Cosmic Loneliness

#Listen Lola Young - Messy youtu.be/k-k2_Liofy8?...

❤️ #UrbanFantasy