Sadboy Creamery does not fuck around.

Date day. Can’t wait to see it glazed and fired.

New gender neutral bathroom just dropped

Me watching the largest city in the US vote for a socialist candidate:

We only have dark roast coffee left in the office and it tastes like drinking a cigarette.

Happy Manatee Appreciation Day

Been waiting for this shit to drop.

Very well said, David. I’m so fucking disappointed.

Why do zionists insist that bombing children and starving babies are Jewish beliefs?

Death is no longer the end anymore. So sayeth capitalism. Just let the man rest in peace.

Harris Discovers ‘Representation’ Secret Key to Being Elected as Representative

I’m leaving wine and bread out for Jesus tonight.

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Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment. Jared Polis has failed Colorado.

I actually think about this often.

This is the take.

gotta imagine that the jezebel writer is calling that witch back just in case

If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares. www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...

This would be extremely easy to implement in the US if our government gave a single shit about improving infrastructure.

*Deleting my reply three letters in* “I don’t care about this.”

Remember the golden rule.

Hey so just fyi, if you're abandoning trans rights you're abandoning all civil rights At that point what the fuck is the point of the democracy you're willing to sacrifice trans people for This actually isn't hard at all, quit making it pretend hard because you finally feel scared too

Privilege is being able to ‘agree to disagree’ on other peoples’ rights and existence. I’ll never vote for Gavin Newsom.

Fawk yua spit on Pete Parsons’ stupid man-child car collection.

Homophobic? Snoop Dogg?? From Fortnite?!?!

“Don’t have kids if you can’t afford them” Okay… But the kid is now alive, and I don’t think using a moral argument about who should/shouldn’t have children, should prevent us supporting a child who needs support… Whatever you believe, the child shouldn’t be punished.

“Abuse Of Power Comes As No Surprise”, from Jenny Holzer’s ‘Truisms’, 1979.

To the one dude who bought it, shoot me the pdf.

What’s his GoFundMe?

“You can’t do that! You’re breaking the law!” said the Walmart asset protection agent as I walked out with my fifth 85” Samsung smart TV.

The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?

I did this to myself. I’ve gotta feed my whimsy more. Gotta find the balance between my personal interests and keeping my ear to the ground. It’s depressing. Imma do more art.

It feels like a nationwide gas leak playing out.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Lmao

“I’m gonna morph! I’m morphin’! -The Green One

Can I fix my heart, evolve into a crab, then die?

You just gotta LOVE MAD MAGAZINE!!!

This is vampire propaganda.

Chris Cuomo seeing this online and cryptically claiming it’s what Mamdani wants to do to schools

If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages

Did you like the ad for our mobile game where you play a neat little puzzle? Do you wanna do more of that? Too bad. We’re building a town.

“Free 99” is almost a great colloquialism. To me, it just implies that you’re still paying 99 cents.

Only unimaginative cowards discourage others from fighting fascism, touting its inevitability. They have no empathy for others and are worried about their own comfort and convenience. They desperately want you to help secure them a seat in the shade while they watch others suffer in their stead.

the main thing you need to know about all these tariffs is that Donny's name is on every page of the Epstein Files