It has gotten so bad that the @nytimes.com has stopped using the passive voice to describe the violence.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

The biggest naturals

I think by the time "should we mine the moon" becomes a political discussion I think my life had a good run

I'm only telling you this so you can avoid doing it, certainly not endorsing it: If you pee into a water bottle and stretch a water balloon over the top you can squeeze the pee into the balloon. Also while staying hydrated gives you more volume, being dehydrated makes it concentrated and smelly.

ICE shot two more people this time???? abcnews.go.com/US/2-shot-fe...

what are good ways to fuck with ICE that are easy to get away with?

RIP Renee Nicole Good. Fuck that ICE scum

it's time to play: siblings or dating?

Sometimes the best Christmas present a person can give you, is their absence.

Happy winter solstice make sure you make your offerings by sundown, or else

Say what you will about Charlie Kirk, but he hasn't said anything racist in 3 months.

"oh you're gay you must know mike" first of all i do not know every other gay person second of all yes ive already fucked mike

devastated— can't do transgender for all at the white elephant (only one)

"im not trying to be a dick" wow then it must be effortless for you

dear 10 followers I have a new profile pic but i am the same whimsical online person you know and love

the time my gay ass went to a strip club and I kept referring to the ladies as queens

you hate on 6 7 but we had chupapimuñeño

how can I be macphobic? my bitch is running macOS 26

my mental health provider had to transfer me to the right department and a voice on the phone goes "um who is this." They really had zero customer service skills. Ok so I explain what I am trying to do. Then he says "bro... I'm a patient too" WHAT

my favorite sin I committed this week is drinking a tequila and pedialyte cocktail

@goober.bsky.social say it isn't true goober. all those culture war tours for what

wait a minute...

hello friends

Well those losers caved under no pressure lmao

posting this without my friend's permission but it made me laugh so hard lmao

I love big birds

So annoyed with daylight savings because I have to wait an extra hour for election results (outta the country)

reading mr. cannoli's thought-provoking and poetic posts while this is my view

jake tapper: mr cannoli, you've built an illustrious following posting a range of topics from shit and cum, to killing yourself, to tagging me and demanding i "show hole". what is the secret to having so many bangers? me: well jake, posting is like crafting a beautiful tapestry,

Day 33 (?) of searching government shutdown on bluesky to see if I get healthcare

No Nut November is just repackaged religious shame cosplaying as self-improvement. It's deeply weird. Just have a wank, it's good for you.

Why are we still doing corporate memphis lmao??

nicotine in preworkout so you become addicted to going to the gym

This time last year my spooky season was ruined and I was so down in the dumps. This year it was hands down the best I ever had. And I am so happy.

I don't care who wins as long as it's not the Dodgers

Practicing communism at this all-inclusive resort. Why yes, I would love another drink (for free)

Having a huge crush on somebody and them reciprocating makes me slightly anxious (alongside all the good feelings of course)

it is I, your sleep paralysis spooky scary skeleton

I talk about funny posts on bluesky and people completely ignore the content of my statement and ask "bluesky?" and go like this 🤨

I like that I only know two people irl on bluesky

cold gloomy weather would fix me fr

just been having a blast lately

There ain't enough billionaires in atlanta fa me

My healthcare premium went from sub $100 a month this year to $592.05 in 2026

new bio idea: world's hottest daltonic

sunset lighting this golden hour that. what about carwash lighting?

based nancy

why the hell am i speedrunning being so into somebody. will i ever learn

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