my mental health provider had to transfer me to the right department and a voice on the phone goes "um who is this." They really had zero customer service skills. Ok so I explain what I am trying to do. Then he says "bro... I'm a patient too" WHAT

my favorite sin I committed this week is drinking a tequila and pedialyte cocktail

@goober.bsky.social say it isn't true goober. all those culture war tours for what

wait a minute...

hello friends

Well those losers caved under no pressure lmao

well after the after we went to an after but that was a little mid so after we went to this other after

posting this without my friend's permission but it made me laugh so hard lmao

I love big birds

So annoyed with daylight savings because I have to wait an extra hour for election results (outta the country)

reading mr. cannoli's thought-provoking and poetic posts while this is my view

jake tapper: mr cannoli, you've built an illustrious following posting a range of topics from shit and cum, to killing yourself, to tagging me and demanding i "show hole". what is the secret to having so many bangers? me: well jake, posting is like crafting a beautiful tapestry,

Day 33 (?) of searching government shutdown on bluesky to see if I get healthcare

No Nut November is just repackaged religious shame cosplaying as self-improvement. It's deeply weird. Just have a wank, it's good for you.

Why are we still doing corporate memphis lmao??

nicotine in preworkout so you become addicted to going to the gym

This time last year my spooky season was ruined and I was so down in the dumps. This year it was hands down the best I ever had. And I am so happy.

I don't care who wins as long as it's not the Dodgers

Practicing communism at this all-inclusive resort. Why yes, I would love another drink (for free)

Having a huge crush on somebody and them reciprocating makes me slightly anxious (alongside all the good feelings of course)

it is I, your sleep paralysis spooky scary skeleton

I talk about funny posts on bluesky and people completely ignore the content of my statement and ask "bluesky?" and go like this 🤨

I like that I only know two people irl on bluesky

cold gloomy weather would fix me fr

just been having a blast lately

There ain't enough billionaires in atlanta fa me

My healthcare premium went from sub $100 a month this year to $592.05 in 2026

new bio idea: world's hottest daltonic

sunset lighting this golden hour that. what about carwash lighting?

based nancy

why the hell am i speedrunning being so into somebody. will i ever learn

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had the perfect lox bagel just now w capers and red onions 😵‍💫

call it love but it's a headshot 😵

wait did optimistic nihilism just save my life

wine tasting with my buddies 🫶

i find it so fucking funny the contempt racist white people have for cities as they live in their soulless rural towns and suburbs

we used to be a place with hammers and now all we have are waffles

jay is the steward of bluesky as much as this guy was the steward of minas tirith

i just went to berghain (in minecraft)

will nancy pelosi forget her depends and poop on the house floor? 78 ¢ yes/22 ¢ no

the future betting websites are not asking the real question. is stephen miller or nick fuentes next?

happy sunday, remember that you are completely expendable to your employer and that when you die they will forget you ever existed within weeks and easily replace you

i love law dork at 2 am

Not to make you jealous but but my hair looks so good today

this fucking sent me

american calmed by sight of hamburger

Maslow's hierarchy of needs but at the top it's just being kissed on the forehead and told you're doing a good job 🥺

gm