"marijuanado"

jazz is for folks who feel so much and talk too little

She peter on my griffin til i uhhhhh she griffin on my lois til i ummmmm she uh she quagmire on my glenn til i quahog ?????????????

got the panopticon on my mind

hottest man I've ever seen liked me on hinge and got "apolitical" in bio. I can fix him?

got hit with the "if i were gay i'd fuck the shit out of you" today so ima be milking that for a week

in our wonderful fiefdom our lord hath blessed us with salt in our gruel

I love you bluesky people ur so funny

We maybe on the threshold of a quantum leap in drip.

i love when gays introduce me to gay lore i should just... know

awful habit of calling people irl by their usernames (i fucking love doing this)

I watched The Iron Lady and the whole time I'm just thinking about this

What if Nintendo Switch 2 was called Nintendo Freak 2 and it ate ass and sucked toes

me reacting to a shift nobody under normal circumstances would wanna take

bluesky death indicator is just when I (a normie) stop posting

i need a clown car night asap

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 it 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

too many white americans suffering rn from the epidemic of not being able to talk shit and take everything so seriously

if tr*y c*nningham likes me back on tinder i'm gonna fuckin lose my shit

anybody see that uconn duke game???!

I can fix him

If he don't know who the only woman dj wit degree I don't want him

invited a twink over and now bernie sanders is plowing him

had a dream of a bluesky post I saw and gonna just do a standalone post

economic and philosophical manuscripts goes so hard. marx just called me "stupid" and he's right

determined to go to fire island this spring who coming

jay was the steward of bluesky as much as this guy was the steward of minas tirith after he set himself on fire

in dog beers i only had one

felt cute. let's wake that up!!

folks my car/shower falsetto is lowkey cracked... gonna pick some crazy disco shit for karaoke

*looking at my car's miles* damn 👀👀 this'n doin numbers

<—— this guy fucks w sister nancy

I told my doctor yeah I take my medicine and I feel high all the time like it feels almost too good. She's like. Oh cool. Sending in your refill now.

something about this psuedo stimulant medication makes me wanna rapid fire post. is this what you guys feel like

I gotta go to nyc so fuckin bad for a few days who out there wanna host me :-) i'll cook or bring you food

call of the void driving along a cliffside but making it playful. that drop there? the forbidden rollercoaster

love of my life update: he knows I exist now

I missed atl sm

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

gotta clean up if I'm getting ☘️ kisses in soflo

tradition to overstay my trip plans and hit the group chat with the "i'm not fuckin leavin!!"

doctor: we have your type a/type b results me: give it to me straight doc doctor: you are... terminally chill 😎🍻

this means it is not open for transit

hitting spring break with all A's in five classes. please hand me a beer

discussing Mill's free speech absolutism and then i see shit like this gaining steam yea ok

need lowell "the hammer" stanley rn

the future is bright

bagels are arguably the most lgbtq food

radicalized by the satan facebook meme page in 2011