Just saw a tiktok comment that said "there really aren't any bands that sound like 311, they're pretty unique"

I don't understand why this sort of person wouldn't at least also be mad at Kamala Harris, the only person with any control in this situation, for not changing a thing about her strategy when she knew that committing a genocide was costing her the election.

Valentine!

Reminder: ICE’s budget has not been renewed — the House voted, but not the Senate — It will take 10 Democratic votes to stop it Pressure your senators

"What radicalized you" Nothing. I am a rational actor in an increasingly radical world.

you know, my people, smart people, the smartest- they're telling me iceland is very green, very very green. thought they could trick us but it's actually much greener, and in some ways more land, than greenland. those danes thought they'd pull a fast one but let me tell you, we won't fall for it now

*Captain Li Shang voice* youre the saddest bitch i ever met

Nobody ever likes this take but we let The Front Bottoms off the hook WAY too easily after they spent the better part of a year protecting and hiding their rapist friend because they had a tour with Blink that they couldn't be bothered to rethink for half a second. Ghosted the accuser the whole time

Israel be like "a land with a people for a people who want more land"

America is to Fascism as Led Zeppelin are to Heavy Metal. Like they didn't technically invent it yet but it wouldn't have happened without them, either.

good morning yall happy big the cat Tuesday

There's a wikipedia page

Travis Swift is going to be such a great football player name

Happy cows

"Purity politics" is obviously a psyop and it should be less surprising that so many people are engaging with it

In retrospect I'm grateful I never got any action in high school, I can not imagine going to a reunion and having to be in a room with people you made out with when you were a teenager

Gotta gather my gradeschool friends to get matching kirby air ride tattoos this holiday season

enemies to lovers arc but its jfk and lee harvey oswald

"Unalived" is the most millenial thing that gen z has ever done

I think it's really funny that @riotfest.bsky.social has The Sex Pistols listed in their album plays this year, because like... yeah man, of course they're gonna play thay album in full, they literally don't have any other songs

They should invent movies that are broken up across 24 or so parts that are 20-30 minutes long each and focus on the comedy that can arise when you place characters into situations

who is michael romance and why is she so sad

in the year 2001, Ludacris had the worst birthday ever

Do you guys think we'll get a Mega Charizard Z? And if we do should we all commit ritual group suicide about it?

Thank you RhymeZone but I'm not so sure this rhymes with "vibe". Appreciate the effort tho 👍

Occasionally somebody that I had a crush on in high school will pop up as a recommended friend on insta or something and it's always just a little bit weird, only in the sense that there was a time that they gave me butterflies in my stomach and then over time I forgot they exist

a WHATroach?????

Using AI is morally reprehensible and that includes using Grok to dunk on a dipshit conservative take.

wow. didn’t realize how fatphobic ppl are. at least online publicly online. honestly so heartbreaking. you try to bring up inclusivity for t-shirts and the shit ppl say is so disgusting :(

Oh you're a fan of music? Name one rock & roll legend whose pedophilia you ignore for your own convenience 😏

She peter on my griffin til i uhhhhh she griffin on my lois til i ummmmm she uh she quagmire on my glenn til i quahog ?????????????

Society can't and won't improve until we all collectively agree to stop peeing in pools

"Flat stomach" how do i explain to you that your stomach is a baloon

I've always wanted to make a hentai visual novel called "God Gives His Hardest Boners to His Horniest Soldiers"

"Cant turn a house into a hoe wife" or whatever

There is nothing funnier to me than Katie Marovitch inviting several esteemed and dedicated dungeon masters to their own personal hell with absolutely no plan other than "bus"

ima be real with u chief how the fuck do u get ur friends to care abour ur art

Biphobes when I tell them I like more than one gender

natural peanutbutter is the single-ply toilet paper of food

*del tha funky homosapien voice* PAUL ROBALINO MR PAUL ROBALINO

Listen I understood when people were confusing emo and post-harcore because they have such similar roots, but I will never understand how so many people managed to confuse midwest emo and folk punk.

Calling it now, there is a correlation between the Gen Z stare and all the lead that was found in the disposable vapes that zoomers got addicted to in middle school

Lofi hiphop beats to kms to

Why don't male body builders wear high heels >:(

"Roaring Lungs" music video is out now! Big thanks to Aubrey Hollopeter from @leavingforarizona.bsky.social for editing this! youtu.be/HSQhQfIz0mA?...

the rise of the espresso martini is just the natural consequence of redbull-vodka millenials turning 30

Cheeseburgers are to Jimmy Buffett as Spinach is to Popeye

@umactually.bsky.social Um, actually, the still you showed of Donald Glover in the most recent episode was NOT from the sketch "Jerry", in which he plays a student who embarassingly poops his pants. It's actually from the sketch "The Progression of a Mad Hatter". Jerry takes place in a classroom.

It's no coincidence that the male loneliness epidemic overlaps with the male chess hyperfixation epidemic. Our men are becoming nerds