Happy Birthday Ango 😌

just learned charlie kirk is younger than me i thought that dumb bitch was at least 40 lmao. Being racist really ages you, huh?

Cheeseburgers are to Jimmy Buffett as Spinach is to Popeye

Did you know? A pomelo is actually a hybrid fruit! Made by cross-breeding lemons and oranges!

legendary funk bassist and IRA guerrilla terrorist Bootsy Collins

Guitar is the most transhumanist instrument because you get to press flesh to metal and combine their vibrations

Happened to me and the words I used were "psychology, sociology, psychiatry". The illiteracy epidemic is serious

I can't explain how but Love Island is propaganda

Not at the top of the list of priorities rn but I think maybe white people should retire the "mexican food makes me diarrhea" line of humor. At worst its pretty racist, but at best it demonstrates a low constitution score, which your DM is going to use against you. Stop drawing attention to it.

"It's an election year." "it's the year before an election year." "It's the midterms." "It's the year before the midterms." Cool, so if I have this right, the correct time to change things is literally never. How convenient.

Yes, yes, and yes.

Getting into an ugly fight with somebody on TikTok because I said Tom Cochrane was a communist (probably not true) and they don't know who that is but they disagree

I need every tv streaming app to add a shuffle button in the episode select screen because how has this not happened yet.

Congratulations to everybody in NYC except Cuomo who I hope falls down a flight of stairs he was trying to sexually harass.

"Andrew Cuomo is visibly upset and people are crying"

listen, four beautiful ponies just appeared at the petting zoo named war pestilence famine and death, we have to go see them. okay?

Jelly Roll is a consequence of Post Malone

I actually don't care that asking alexandria sucked at warped tour, seeing as their fans are all scumbags who deserve to slowly realize they only enjoy art that sucks

i ordered a thing and the tracker says its been going back and forth from PA to MO for the past few days. i trust they know what they’re doing and this is an attempt to improve shipping speed using some sort of gravity assist / slingshot physics that i don’t understand

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

I have to imagine that philadelphia is wasting an insane amount of money on paint to cover up stickers on poles

Every ICE agent wearing a mask to hide their identity while committing crimes against humanity is someone who thought wearing a mask during the covid lockdown was too difficult because they "couldnt breath" and also it "violated their rights"

One year for christmas I got my friend a t-shirt with a doodle of a crown that said "king butt touch" but he didn't think it was funny and never wore it :(

When mordecai said "you cant touch music but music can touch you", i felt that

Genuine question: how am I supposed to just go to work this week like everything is normal and regular?

the rise of the espresso martini is just the natural consequence of redbull-vodka millenials turning 30

"Roaring Lungs" music video is out now! Big thanks to Aubrey Hollopeter from @leavingforarizona.bsky.social for editing this! youtu.be/HSQhQfIz0mA?...

2025 brand new listeners have the same energy as 2025 Harry Potter fans like are you not EMBARRASSED

The Hanking of Hill House

You might think the first punk band was the Sex Pistols, but actually it was the New York Dolls! Or so you thought, but actually it was an all-black band in the 70's called Death! Or so you thought, but actually it was a Peruvian band from the 60's called Los Saicos. Or so you thought! But actually

finally got around to watching Oldboy and all i can say is these tiktok pranks have gone too far

why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

Hey we have a song about that

DHS really played themselves by posting possibly the hardest photos on the planet to go with this tweet

a kid with lesbian parents will have to call one mom "mother" and the 2nd mom "earthbound"

They should invent a trombone that blows confetti when you honk

i think cinephiles are absolutely disgusting and deserve to be in prison

hey man how do the switch 2 cartridges taste? pretty good? or

is "breadloser" a good band name yes or yes

Oh hey btw we have a discord you should join please discord.gg/sfeRjTnuaq

I never got into radiohead and I'd like to think it's because I could always tell thom yorke was a giant loser baby man

new republican healthcare plan just dropped

hey grok can I still get famous on the internet if all my posts are bad?

Wake up sheeple: "vaccines cause autism" is a convenient coverup by CIA LIEntists to hide the real truth: Vaccines cause gout!!!!

saw a bigass groundhog in my backyard so i gave chase and discovered that he lives beneath my shed. gonna name him doug cause he doug under my shed

mickey told me we have a band discord now, but i don’t understand discord or how to invite people or if i was supposed to announce it yet, but uh. honestly i’m not sure where i was going with this -Andy

Wow! I just realized that Namor is just "mayor" spelled backwards

Insane that they made a real video game about a leather mommy librarian who is also a witch and her boots are her guns and her hair is her clothes