Got my new credit card in the mail! Time to max it out and then default on it and have the bank close it and then send my debt to a collector and then apply for a new credit card again!

Kat Abughazaleh is like... one of maybe five total politicians in this country who actually want good things for people. I wish I could vote for her but I live way out here in Philly so instead I have to bug my chicagoland sister to vote for her instead

Every day a war wages inside of me. How funny I think I am vs How afraid I am of the FBI

SKAladelphia? PhilaSKAphia? PhilSKAdelphia? PhiladelphiSKA?

I'm a little bit thrashy And I'm a little bit metalcore

Has Tom Macdonald ever performed live? I'm not convinced he has any fans, I think his numbers must be 100% from haters making fun. Like no way anybody is spending money to hear this live

She fuzzy on my slippers uhhhhh she uh she fuzzy on my slippers til i uhhh she fuzzy on my slippers til i she fuzzy on my slippers til i get nervous

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

minnesota is still being terrorized by ICE. it hasn’t stopped and from local reports has gotten way worse. it isn’t making major headlines anymore and we know why. ABOLISH ICE !!!

It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?

Gonna name my band Gap Bing (this is a Ben Quad joke)

No more Spider-Man movies! Spider-Man tv show instead! @Disney you can send a 4 million dollar check my way for this idea thanks

YYZ, or YYZed if ya nasty

I had a dream that they were making a female Spider-Man movie and it was called Spiccioio, which makes me think they've implanted a chip into my brain and are testing AI generated dreams.

I can't believe they let a guy on snl with the name Tear And Kill Them. doom slayer ass moniker

hobo johnson was all of the cringe of twenty one pilots meets all of the immaturity of early the front bottoms, without any of the redeeming qualities of either

i dreamt i was on @cbbworld.bsky.social as “Bubbla Waters,” Land Correspondent for SNN (short for *Sea* NN) but Scott wouldn’t let me plug anything cause i wasn’t funny enough & also i broke one of his drinking glasses & bled all over his studio & he had to drive me to the hospital to get stitches

Ya know, I live on the top end of an incline from my partner's house, what are the odds that I can snowboard to her place tomorrow after the storm?

Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.

i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE

Manayunk is Philly's Sicily

Really fucked up that squirrels don't know how much I love them. What kind of god would do this to me

When did hot bisexual femmes get so into line dancing

Studying psychology is crazy because they'll teach you about men who were wrong about everything but for some reason get credit for trying.

genuinely what am i supposed to do if i hate adobe but i hate gimp more than photoshop and i only know how to use photoshop but photoshop has gotten harder and harder to pirate with each passing year

Hey I was serious about the "everybody is hot now" epidemic we need to solve this and go back to the "everybody is pretty okay looking" days of yore.

you drink diet soda because you don't mind the taste of aspertame. I do not dring diet soda because I don't care for the taste of aspertame. We are not the same 😤

I do not support abolishing cancer. Instead I believe we should reform cancer to better cooperate with our bodies. To accomplish this I will give cancer some cameras and a million dollars.

Not to be bi or anything but when did everybody get so attractive? Can we all chill out? I need the world to be average again this is overwhelming

Not to be a millenial or anything but Anna Sun is a good song i think

no offense but is everybody mad at me

Not to be vegan or anything but leather is creepy and weird. Like what do you mean you're sitting on a couch made of skin? Ed Gein ass loveseat over here.

I can admit when I'm wrong, and I was wrong about Sleeping With Sirens. If You Can't Hang is a fucking banger.

I picked a hell of a month to take a tolerance break jesus christ

This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.

i’ve had cars almost hit me in a crosswalk cause a light turned green, but it was pretty easy to get out of the way cause i wasn’t focused on trying to kill them

The Masked Singer is the most offensive show they have ever put on television

Hey sorry my Haunter ate your daughter's dreams, causing her to shudder endlessly and die. I'm training him up to get a badge at the gym.

I dont know how anybody is sleeping tonight. What happened in Minneapolis is a disgusting perpetuation of ICE's violent existence. I could puke from rage. It's going to get worse before it gets better.

Threads is basically just "what if the cia owned twitter"

Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.

If officials can’t bring themselves to arrest someone who is captured on camera from multiple angles killing someone in cold blood, they should just step aside so someone with a backbone can lead

In Superstore S2E9, when Jonah wins a bet with Garrett, Garrett says "enjoy your two bucks" yet Jonah is clearly holding three dollars. I mean, what are we, to believe that this is some sort of a, a magic multiplying two dollars? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

I hate suburbanites because what do you mean you "put so much time, love, and money into [your] backyard" but it's just an empty plot of land with kinda healthy grass and nothing else?

always the regime-changer, never the regime-changed 😔

I think Stranger Things 5 is the first piece of media where I specifically waited to hear major spoilers before deciding if I wanted to watch it

hate to say it but I really think mario kart world might be the worst mario kart game to date