Proud, at age 34, to never own a driver’s license (btw, could you give me a ride?)

Smashing Punpkins fans that think Adore is their best album vs Smashing Pumpkins fans that think Gish is their best album. They have nothing in common!

Why are Deftones so good? Lead singer looks like a car mechanic and screams over heavy nu metal guitar riffs, yet that shit is transcendent. They’re cosy like a worn black t-shirt. They sound like how being depressed and horny at the same time feels.

man I wish I could make money playing music lol

practicing self-care (using a Boss HM-2 to make my guitar sound like a chainsaw)

One of my few complaints about Philadelphia. Back in Austin I'd go to Epoch Coffee at like 2AM with all the other degenerates and it was great.

Moving to Philadelphia has made it very difficult to not care about football

always excited for new @henchgirl.bsky.social !!

As the FBI is apparently preparing to categorize trans people as “violent extremists” (what a joke) this comment I found on Instagram articulates my thoughts on “why?” better than I can

Divinity by @kulfigirls.bsky.social Mover by @lowercaseroses.bsky.social Ask me again when Snooper's album comes out and I've listened to the new one by Die Spitz!!

i am not well

as a trans person, it is my god-given right to have a profile pic of a cartoon character

Trying desperately to explain to my friends that the Avengers are like Center City, the Fantastic Four are like Germantown and the X-Men are like West Philadelphia as they calmly try to change the subject

honk if you love the confessions of St. Augustine

i’m gonna take some progesterone, sushi roll myself in some blankets and doze off to this bad boy tonight

I don’t know what house music is

Logged in to my email and deleted the “someone just logged in to your email” email

me at the cheekface concert

YEET

update: I threw my guitar at Ruba Club tonight after my strap broke off

Astro Alloy is playing Ruba Club this Thursday and I can’t wait to see all 213 of our Bluesky followers there 😊

Whenever I say this site is half people from Philadelphia exactly half of the replies are people saying I’m wrong and exactly half of the replies are people saying Go Birds

if I say Facebook used to be fun and cool when I was in college... would the kids these days believe me? 🧓➡️⚰️

List of things that I don't think are amazing as much as I think it's a red flag if you hate them

from phil elverum's newsletter

So many articles like “this band of bisexual 20-year-olds just spent the past six months opening for a national touring act and now they’re about to release their first album” yet they always skip the part where someone’s wealthy dad is paying for everything

I’m gonna have another bad month because @sad13.horse hasn’t posted “Rabbit Rabbit” for two months in a row now

if you've always thought about starting a band, i think you should. just get some buddies together and start jamming, even if you don't know music very well! you'll suck at first, and then all of a sudden you'll discover that you are having so much fun and making music you like.

the answer is clear @cheekface.bsky.social

I pitched performing a 20 minute long version of Foghat’s Slow Ride to the other members of Astro Alloy and they weren’t into it

Are most of my friends queer because I’m queer? Or are most of my friends queer because I live in West Philly? Or do I live in West Philly because I’m queer? (Answer: yes)

It would be so cool to be able to enjoy Phish's music... large dedicated community, big elaborate live shows, tons of bootlegs of songs in different variations, but none of that matters when I can't get thru a single song without my gag reflex getting triggered

i can’t stop watching this vid of dan deacon doing the anthem before the orioles game yesterday it just gets better and better and all the crowd shots are golden

A headline fit for Jack White

So much lost when we went from physical media to streaming, not because these platforms couldn’t provide an equivalent or superior experience, but because they don’t care. I want to zoom in on the album art! I want to read liner notes! I want to know the entire name of a song!!

"The biggest thing is that we're trying to create more of the idea that community over individualism is the most important thing, because they're trying to divide us," bassist Colin "Bear" Regisford told Jezebel. www.jezebel.com/mannequin-pu...

someone please make an internet radio station that is just cycling thru endless snare drum samples

The Bluesky Astro Fuzzy Pets Alliance (BAFPA)

Astro Alloy Bluesky is mostly me skeeting at @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social and @iheartrescuepets.bsky.social which makes it my favorite social media app

I named my band after them because to me they seemed magnificent, and they are

Fuzzy Slippers? more like Fugazi Slippers amirite @askfuzzyslippers.bsky.social

UMAW stands in solidarity with World Cafe Live workers in Philadelphia! Staff are citing wage disruption, a hostile work environment, and senior staff being pushed out of their jobs as reasons for the protest. Venue workers deserve fair pay and fair treatment. 💪

New @labrador-tunes.bsky.social album has a song that goes “people like you and me / will never smash guitars onstage” and I have never related to a song less 🤪 👹 🎸 💥

there’s me on the bass! 💕

Sam of @iheartrescuepets.bsky.social invited me for lunch to sit and watch her on a work Zoom call

The social media team that runs @iheartrescuepets.bsky.social’s account has been slacking and hasn’t shared this yet so I will. Check out this banger for the @wxpnfm.bsky.social songwriting challenge! youtu.be/bH-nldGtF5g

Weezer, more than any other band, fills the whole spectrum between “good” and “bad” songs

This is a “Dave Mustaine’s hair” appreciation post

Musicians, please stop using these rhymes in your lyrics: - money / funny - brain / insane - eyes / lies Please also refrain from mentioning NYC or California. thx

“Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.’”