When a promising new female act in the scene gets pushed around and crucified by the men around her for still learning the ropes, an angel loses its wings

Anemia: :( Door dashing pho: :)

Nerd alert

The Manayunk music scene is one big polycule

When I am feeling insecure and compare myself to other women, I remind myself that Sabrina Carpenter isn't less hot because Chappell Roan exists. Dafuq?

Oh my god if I have to see another headshot of an evil lizard person in this administration I’m going to crash out in ways never attempted before

Punk band name idea: Charlie Kirk Circle Jerk

Giving my friend marriage advice at her bridal shower as if I'm not an unmarried child of divorce

Yes

We're living in Gotham bro

Right now there's a clear and obvious relationship between social media and anti-social behavior, and we cannot go on like this.

“It’s not that deep” actually it IS that deep, always and forever

Do y'all think Charlie Kirk and Candace Owens ever... you know...

they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens

Men are a myth

Save me, watermelon and tajin

Cheers-ing drinks at the dive bar means hello, goodbye, and peace

Reject modernity (Camel Crush) Embrace tradition (Newports)

Fun Rescue Pets fact! All of the material I write is waterboarded out of me

I LOVE LOSING ALL OF MY CAPOS!!

I just saw someone refer to rfk jr as microwaved mel gibson & i can’t unsee it.

“What’s your draw” my brother in Christ, it is the end times

RIP Trevor Moore you would’ve loved me

Who needs Ozempic when you’ve got stress and anxiety fr

Hah

I feel a cosmic connection to any girl who resonates with the album CTRL by SZA

When a friend of mine changes their last name when they get married it’s kind of traumatic for me

I’ve realized my safety is something I have to seriously consider when I play solo shows and it actually shatters my heart!

Polycules with one man and multiple women do not sit right with me. They don’t deserve that

Unhinged beauty tip: if you’re breaking out and also happen to be crying, your tears are really good at healing acne

I got a raise, and my car is almost paid off. Sugar mama era incoming

A friend shared this in a chat and I figure it could be a topic of discussion. Or melts.

Is this still a thing going on or

I have accepted that I will always be violently attracted to Kamala Harris. The heart wants what it wants

Me: *does nothing* Co-Star: hey so you and your loose acquaintance are not romantically compatible BUT you’d have good sex

Sleep deprived and slightly hungover, tweaking from a rainbow sherbet Celsius, and feeling very much not normal at the office

What a wonderful day to up my dosage

So insane how Demi Lovato is only 32 and yet she raised me

Thinking about that viral video of the Jonas Brothers singing "When You Look Me in the Eyes" except "look" and "eyes" were bleeped out

If youre scared of transitioning Transition just at home Transition just with friends Transition just with partners Wear the cute things, learn fashion, learn what makes you happy If it sucks you can stop If you feel happier keep going The point of life is to be happy that its worth the struggle

Dunkin isn’t my first choice for breakfast food but their chipotle hash brown wake up wraps? Fire

Death by Labubu Dubai chocolate matcha

Every time the Jeffrey Epstein files come up again, I am reminded that I kind of look like Ghislaine Maxwell

I been eating sushi in quantities you cannot comprehend

Playing with fire 🔥 📸: Shayna Lohmann Photography

Hayley Williams was in the Rescue Pets radio today. Hayley what are you doing here?!

Lowkey so crazy how birds can fly

Thinking about my sapphic sexual awakening when I was in a production of Guys and Dolls in summer camp and they cast a girl as Sky Masterson

Ever drink hot Gatorade? Would not recommend

It’s me and my astronomical PECO bill against the world this summer