Ain’t it the fucking truth!!! 😞

Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP

Best name I saw for Trump on Threads today: Cankles McFuckface. Your mission: Use that in a sentence at least once before bed.

Alan Cumming on bathroom bills: "Why on earth would a rapist go through the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people."

Translation; I support democracy until it threatens me. Screw him!!

I am not sorry Hulk Hogan died. He's a prick. He was in a Burger King near my home in Clearwater, and when they got his order wrong he threw a fit.

Hulk Hogan Dead at 71 share.google/XoRZIOs1DRki...

American innovation, like the moon landing 56 years ago today, makes this country great. So why are Trump and his allies in Congress looking to gut funding for critical science programs? Tell your representatives to protect American innovation for all of us. www.protectscienceandinnovation.org

Trump's tariffs are crushing the U.S. auto industry. www.reuters.com/business/aut...

Any female who lives in a red state and can escape should pack up and get out no matter what the cost. They are barbaric.

Forget about what year it is. What century is it? nashvillebanner.com/2025/07/20/d...

Good luck. If abortion comes up, there is a provision for terminating a pregnancy that is the result of adultery in Ch 5 in the Book of Numbers. That would include rape and incest as those are also outside of marriage.

Remove Resign Impeachment et al! Top Down!!!!!!!!!!

What would be nice is evidence supporting intelligent life here on earth.

@lizz1228.bsky.social 😁

🧵This should be a massive story, folks. Trump and his thugs are going to repeal all climate rules. But they aren't going to do it with an EO. They are going to undo a key 2007 Supreme Court ruling. They're going after the legality of it not the science.

Remember in 2019 when Ozzy Osbourne sued Donald Trump for using his song Crazy Train during a MAGA Rally? I do. Rest in peace, Ozzy. 🤘

I can think of 2 times when leading U.S. officials fled Washington in a panic: August 1814: British forces briefly capture the capital and set fire to government buildings. July 2025: Republicans fear they'll have to vote on the Epstein files, so they adjourn early and run for the hills.

Clearly fake news, President Amber Alert goes through way more diapers than that

The hardest job on the planet now is to be a writer for the Onion. Bc no level of made up absurdity can top reality at the moment

TIMELINE CLEANSER 🤣Bwaaak! www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsgR...

@janejune.bsky.social Did you see that FLP is planning on raising rates? It says about $19 a month.

Josh Hawley's 'contortions' on MAGA cuts astound analyst: 'Worthy of a gold medal!' www.rawstory.com/josh-hawley-...

'No, actually': CNN's Scott Jennings silenced as he blames Epstein scandal on Biden www.rawstory.com/scott-jennin...

The former defense attorney for Trump, appointed Deputy Attorney General by Trump, will meet with a convicted trafficker who wants desperately to leave prison, and he’ll expect us to trust whatever he tells us. www.cnbc.com/2025/07/24/j...

🚨 🚨🚨🚨 @RepTimBurchett admits Trump plans to reduce Ghislaine Maxwell’s sentence in exchange for her testimony

Watch the short video from Threads. It is hilarious.

A billboard in Times Square. Credit: Vincent Alban/NYT

Meanwhile,at Burger King,it's Mostly RepubliKKKans and CEO'S Stopping Americans from achieving pay equity with our EU Brothers and Sisters......