What is it about Humpty Twumpties that the morons cannot figure this out?

Get out there, people! washingtonian.com/2025/11/04/a...

Hey Skyers: WE KICKED BUTT!!!! The midterms are looking to be AWESOME! Congratulations to everyone who campaigned, voted, donated, everything. What a sweep!!! 🩵💙🩵💙🩵

Look at this guy!

Is this actually happening?

Can you imagine the propaganda this jerk is going to come up with?

Oh jeez, now we have to go through three days of wall to wall coverage on that bastard Cheney, who lied to drag us into attacking Iraq. No, HE WAS NOT A PATRIOT, he was happy to sacrifice kids other than his own for a lie.

I wish I could see the profiles of people who block me out of nowhere.

Pass it on to any dipsticks you may know!

My grand dog Lola is refusing to go out in the rain to pee. I would need a front loader to move that sausage; everyone who owns a bulldog knows exactly what I am talking about. Irresistible little f*cker, isn’t she??

This SNAP business is a mess. The majority of people using food banks make too much money to qualify for SNAP, and now those banks are going to be inundated with SNAP recipients. Please consider donating, these people did nothing to deserve this.

P&S all signed on my house, YAHOOOOOOO!!!!!

This one beats all of them. Get a load of this genius:

WAKE UP, I’m bored and chomping at the bit to get into some GOOD TROUBLE! I’m getting nowhere trolling on Xitter, apparently the only scum on there who are awake this early are hyper-religious quacks who think I’m The Devil. 😈

This is one of my listings on Marketplace. 🙄

There is no doubt in my mind that the fat slob rapist is going to bid on this thing and put it on display, fully functioning, on a stage at one of his whorehouses and charge people to watch him take a sh*t.

Good morning friends, today is BRRRRRRRRRR and I love it!!!! Out come the Irish knit sweaters! Did everyone remember to fall back? I didn’t! 🤡

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Look at this, how on earth do people think this stuff up???

This is what Fatso is having a tantrum over:

Why the hell is the Canadian PM apologizing for the Reagan ad? That fat slob of ours now wants to rewrite Reagan’s speeches and Mark Carney is on board with it just to kiss King Fatso’s ring? That is unconscionable, and Canadians should chew Carney’s ass out for doing it.

Hassett is a rat disguised as a chipmunk.

Blast from the past!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It truly is difficult to believe what an ass he is.

HE IS FUCKING GOING TO BOMB VENEZUELA.

If Fatso names that monstrous ballroom after himself it will forever be known as The Rapist Room.

The abject stupidity of wingers on Xitter is nothing short of incredible. Are there other masochists here who spend time on that sh’thole site?

If Fatso didn’t obtain the proper permits to knock down the East Wing and build a monstrosity, then can’t the contractor(s) who did it be charged once we kick the slob out of D.C.?

Mornin’ Skyers! If you want to make some quick cash, seriously lighten a moving day, etc., trust me: List your junk on Facebook’s Marketplace. Yesterday I made $420 on crap that I was going to have hauled away. I even gave away two 35-year-old TVs!

I actually have someone trying to argue with me on Xitter, claiming that the Southern Strategy never happened. 😳

www.instagram.com/reel/DNBTkbv... Good morning, Skyers, here’s your laugh for the morning! (You have no know who Belichick is to “get it”.)

I don’t get this “all the No Kings protestors were elderly” crap. What is the point of that nonsense?

This is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen.

Look at that horrible thing. Jeez.

Great. News of gas prices dropping, which Fatso simply cannot tolerate, so SANCTIONS AWAY!!! and the price of oil shoots up 3% in one day. “I will lower prices on Day One.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is what Fatso and his sycophants are bragging about.

Good morning my sweet, sane, smart friends! (I’ve been trolling Xitter, compared to that Bluesky is a Mensa meeting.) They are back into bertherism. Obama must be laughing his ass off! 🤡

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@morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social Listening to Joe’s diatribe just now about how he never heard any racist remarks in the south since he was in first grade was an out-of-body experience. Apparently he thinks all mention of black heritage being erased in the south is just for fun.

Perhaps if these stinking insurance companies that have Advantage plans and the drug companies didn’t run TV ads every 10 minutes they wouldn’t be stealing us blind.

Another Xitter fan. Trolling these dumb guys is the perfect way to pass a rainy day!

Poor widdle bitty Maggots. So sad. 🤪