EVIL morning friends!! Haha April fools! This was just a glimpse inside my sick and twisted world...

Derg Expressions!

2024 08 28

learning metric conversion via whimsical vintage australian stamps

Made a Gator Days family trees chart because I really like that webcomic and all the characters featured in it. I don't own any of the characters or the art used here, everything belongs to the comic's creator: @fieldexplores.bsky.social.

was looking up an obscure cartoon character and their only wiki page is on "the animated spinning wiki" which seems to be a catalog for someone who has a fetish for cartoons going into tornados and damn this is what the internet was made for the human mind is a beautiful miracle

Artwork for Tomragon :3

The spread of rice farming across 1st millennium BC Japan. Introduced by migrant farmers from the Korean peninsula, the grain caused a population boom. Variation in growth rate indicates diverse interactions between farmers and foragers. 🔗 from 2024 🆓 doi.org/10.15184/aqy... 🏺 #Archaeology

"Lummukem" for @joabaldwin.com #NossSaga

"You wrote our laws as sheltering hands for the lost and cast aside, Sea lily crowned, you bound us whole, our caregiver and guide." –Excerpt from "Threnody for Elysium" Study of a mosaic in the Fovendum Memoria, PLATFORM 01, Elysium.

Done with the outline of my second book! This one'll probably be closer to 50k than 150k... but i wont know till i write the first draft! A nice tragedy, for a palette cleanser after Diplomacy

I'm so happy to have received this finished commission of my deer wizard Edwin by @capycorn.bsky.social! AAHH I love it so much! Edwin looks straight out of a storybook! 😭 Thank you again, Fenanda! 🥺

Up on Kell in the dead of night Under the protective gaze Of Kalo the mirror's gentle light He finds thousands of gems to appraise Just for tonight.

kobold who really likes pinto beans and brown rice: oh boy i can’t wait for dinner so i can eat more pinto beans and brown rice :} kobold chef: sorry we’re out of pinto beans and brown rice. we only have black beans and white rice kobold who really likes pinto beans and brown rice: oh…

"The moneylenders, the knownothings, the authoritarians have us all in prison; if we value the freedom of the mind and soul, if we’re partisans of liberty, then it’s our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as possible." –The Language of the Night, 1979, Ursula K Le Guin.

LET'S GOOO!!! Scientists just announced that they brought Trilobites back! After aeons of slumber, it's time to give them back the world they rightfully deserve :) That's why they're releasing a few million out into the wild!

Yippee-ki-yay pardner! I'm at a convention and decided to dress like this in the event anyone is looking to say hi.

"Help me," the duke said. "My physicians can't say what ails me, but I've lost all pleasure in what I used to enjoy." The witch examined him, and paused over his hand. "Nice ring. It is new?" "A recent gift from the king. Why? Is it cursed?" It was made to dampen cruelty. "No," said the witch.

still relevant btw

Today is the day! Archon, the second novel based in the setting of Atal, is available now; I can't wait to hear your thoughts on it, and I hope people enjoy it! talesfromatal.co.uk

I had the pleasure of designing the poster for this lecture series with Lili Ibrahim at NYU Game Center!

Used my time machine to bring Socrates, Confucius, and Machiavelli together for a “Philosopher’s Dinner” but because none of us speak the same language I can’t explain what’s going on and the whole vibe has turned very “hostage situation”

FDA Approves Lettuce That Can Be Remotely Detonated In Event Of Recall https://theonion.com/fda-approves-lettuce-that-can-be-remotely-detonated-in-event-of-recall/

Sketching out my next book, loosely inspired by the Siege of the International Legations For funsearch I watched 55 Days at Peking and it's got the... Problems... Endemic to movies of the era, and the scale of production is wild. Thousands and thousands of extras and all of them get blown up

Did you want to talk?

Gonna drop the gimmick for a second and explain, as a therapist. What you're describing is a phenomenon called Revenge Bedtime Procrastination. It's a subconscious habit that develops in which a person seeks dopamine-releasing behavior at night to exact "revenge" on the day which deprived them

Y’all. Seriously.

the final word is that if you choose not to consider your own impact, you can't be shocked when others do it for you. you can't cast a vaguely leftist toned meme like a spell to absolve yourself of someone else's judgment.

u cant go out dressed like that man

i can be your angle....or yuor devil

Stupid computer. They do not make keyboard for the size of my claws. Stupid customer, 1000 year ago I would eat them.

I get so mad when people try to pull "ADHD is just different, not worse" shit. No, ADHD has made my life dramatically harder & worse and caused me to hurt or let down people in my life so many times. It fucking sucks constantly struggling to meet my obligations to the people around me

i do not "organize my files", i do not "put things in separate folders", i PUT EVERYTHING IN DOWNLOADS! and if i can't find it, i LOST IT!

What's in the sand that's making #plompy go bonkers?

This comic from @rosemarymosco.com is an absolute joy and it is healing my soul. It’s the tiny scream that makes it clear she gets me

kobold: hey can i add you on squeek? human: nah i don’t have that kobold: what about yapchat? skittr? human: don’t have those either kobold: what about kobold whatsapp? human: no I- okay there is no way it’s actually just called kobold whatsapp

The cards see all.

Louis Wain

Allergies moment

ℜ𝔬𝔰𝔞 "𝔇𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔲𝔪" A strange mutation, Rosa "Desiderium" displays an inflorescence not quite blue, not quite lilac, with hints of gray and silver. Associated with ardent impossible longing, it is found growing in lonely places, particularly upon the ridges and in the grottos of Goblin Hill.

kobolds are banned from the Netherlands and honestly they understand perfectly well that they deserve it

Portrait commission for @/kingmusicalmel.bsky.social #dracthyr #WarcraftArt #art

Sketch commission for @kaniclupin.bsky.social of his dracthyr paladin, Kraskenar 🐲 #WorldofWarcraft #WoW

Naptime 💤🌙 #Deadlock

Yeah, because the TYRANNY OF MORNING PEOPLE holds the world to a roughly 9-5 work day, thereby putting additional stress on natural night owls. Resist oppression, my siblings of the night! You have nothing to lose but your alarm clocks! 🦉🦉🦉

Updating a friend's refsheet! UuU WIP

I can't wait to reincarnate into my new life as a child of the future. Raised on AI slop, a covid infection every year, taught incorrectly how to read, bombarded by hyperstimulating advertisements and paranoid white supremacy 24/7, my cognitive development will be on par with a paramecium