Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

The more I think about it, the more I'm convinced Hegseth is getting all of his military leaders in one room to demand their loyalty and ask anyone not prepared to carry out his orders without question to resign. He's preparing for when he tells them to use military force against American citizens.

A man in Washington, DC, plays the Imperial March from Star Wars while following patrolling soldiers. One of the soldiers threatens to call the police.

My, my, my. How the tone has changed.

Republicans hearing rumors the killer had a trans partner:

Anxiously waiting for the follow up interview with Nancy Mace where she now declares the Right owns this.

Pet parrots which typically live alone (whilst those in the wild live in large flocks) were given the technology to call each other. They would use it for up to three hours a day, and developed favourite friends 💔 on.ft.com/3K05vhS

How long before a prominent Democratic leader or supporter is killed, and the overwhelming response from the right will be (after lambasting those that dare mention CKs problematic rhetoric) "they deserved it".

young man, you have killed all your sperms, I said young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said young man, give your brain some more worms, you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged

When the inevitable power vacuum emerges on the right after Trump's death, I wonder if those vying for the pulpit will pretend to revere him, denounce him, or completely forget him.

@espn.com So you acquired RedZone, the most revered, loved, praise-lavished sports programming around, and RUINED IT with ads to satisfy the stock gods. On behalf of all NFL fans - FUUUUUUUCCCKKKK YOOOOUUUUU. Also you suck ass and even this Hail Mary won't save you, just prolong your demise.

What is the international press saying about Trump casually executing a boat full of people for allegedly trafficking drugs at sea?

This sounds, dare I say... hyooge?

He's going to declare war on Brazil or something.

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Television legend Stephen Colbert has just signed a $13.5 million deal with Netflix for a 7-episode series.

Where is the next season of One Punch Man? Blue Eye Samurai? Fallout? LET'S GO PEOPLE

Can we link all the AI bots and have them find ways to delete themselves?

Microsoft is starting a streaming service?

How do younger generations sign their names these days? Do they use block letters? Symbols? Wax stamps?

legit laughing my ass off

My law firm is currently litigating 50 voting and election cases in 22 states. Here are the states with the most cases: GA, AZ, FL, NC, LA, MT, NV, WI. The fight for free and fair elections is the fight for democracy. Please, pay attention.

@jonjagger.bsky.social Thoughts? Concerns? Already own 36 copies?

📌 Senator Jon Ossoff: United States citizens do not join the United States Armed Forces to police American cities:

I wish I had a Death Note but instead of killing people it forced them to publicly confess their motives before being banished to a prison island in the Gulf of Mexico.

The black market trade in rhino horns is driving the species to near extinction. Now, scientists at a rhino orphanage in the Bushveld of South Africa are trying to protect them from poaching in a rather surprising way. @johnyangtv.bsky.social reports.

Resident Weapons! #weapons #movies #horror #residentevil

You sure about this, Google?

The rich must be incentivised; the poor must be disciplined. The political economy of the super-elite in one headline.

"stick to menswear"

How long before Utah starts sacrificing goats to appease the gods?

Glad to be partnering with the ACLU in my attempt to hold whoever was in charge of firing me responsible. It’s important, especially during these particular times, that we fight for our rights (and not just to party)

CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years

Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently

PBS News is not going anywhere. We will continue our work without fear or favor, as we have for nearly five decades on the air. We are profoundly grateful to Viewers Like You for your loyalty and unwavering support.

Holy Crap look at the posted job applications for Alligator Auschwitz! The amount of money these so called Guards will be making is insane! 🤬🤬

how does one survive flexing this hard

Just a reminder, for no reason in particular: Republicans are very concerned about "cancel culture".

How did they know?

I do seem to remember that, yeah.

Unearthed footage that Fox News refused to air during the election last year shows Trump nervously refusing to commit to releasing the Epstein files. “I don’t know about Epstein so much as I do the others.”

Last Saturday Jack Black & these talented youngsters (my son Roman Morello, Revel Ian, Yoyoka Soma & Hugo Weiss) unleashed “MR. CROWLEY”, a tribute to Ozzy Osbourne & #RandyRhoads. Vid reached #4 globally on YouTube and brought joy to the hearts of metal fans of all ages. youtu.be/hm-M8GvgYws?...

Marines and DHS arrest anti-ICE protester after children were spotted in chains at the federal detention center in LA

I know we have all done this 1,000 times, but I cannot imagine the reaction on the right/Fox "News" etc if Obama or Biden threatened to strip Bannon or Alex Jones of their citizenship. Is there even a word that exists? Apoplectic? Enraged? They don't do it justice.

I think you should be able to say things the president doesn’t like and still be a citizen. Maybe we should write that down somewhere.