christopher columbus was the original alt-right pipeline youtuber

i don't like the naming of "litrpg". if anything it should be called "rpglit". like it's a type of literature, not a type of rpg. litrpg should mean like choose your own adventure books if anything. it's like how video games are called rpgs but they are only aesthetically similar to actual rpgs.

google.com how to turn the lone star tick into an invasive species

why do people say pixelated hair in video games looks unrealistic when hair is pixelated in real life

i don't care if i meme myself into a new fetish

cops reproduce via dark copagation

born to dm forced to orgasm

retvrn to reddit atheist

en passant is french for omae wa mou shindeiru

all these girls claim to be puppygirls but aint got that mf dawg in them

in the snyder superman movies superman is a descendant of lex luthor because lex luthor nutted back in time and his goo got cloned into the original kryptonians

crime? *starts joking off*

when making shrek, dreamworks had a list of "rules of animation", and one of them specifically had to do with the balloon animal scene, google "shrek inflation rule 34" for more info

donnie darko is the most faithful adaptation of frankenstein to the screen

the cavemen invented fire in order to describe pussy

parvos granum when he hears about the silver grove:

if only eren yaeger had thought to be cringe

vpncels seething over onionchads

john the pisser was in the river pissing on people when jesus approached him and asked to be pissed on. john said you should be the one pissing on me.

pussy as a service

in my dojo straight up "studying it." and by it. well. let's just say "the blade"

To copyright their look, clowns can submit their likeness to the Clowns International Group where their look will be painted onto an egg. This is then kept in the Clown Egg Register in the Dalston church where Grimaldi the Clown was buried in 1837. I did not make this up.

White Gamers will Cum when they see "The Mario of Halo"

INSTEAD OF A-MEN THEY'RE SAYING THEY-THEM

STILL?! WHAT CENTURY IS THIS?

say i p address and nobody bat's an eye...

when she put my balls in her basket

lefties stop posting conservative economic talking points challenge (impossible)

the hardest part of being a preschool teacher is keeping a straight face when you have to say shit like "[child's name], using your tongue is not an appropriate way to close the microwave"

bitch im CLOCKY so the ONLY THING im PASSING is the TIME!!!!!!!!!!

i have trouble relating when someone isn't ferally obsessed with d&d

i’d go to church if jesus was a SHITPOSTER, if the virgin mary was a LESBIAN, if the pastor was a TWINK on GRINDR

untap won't let me name my deck "say poopcock" this is literally 1983

neuroqueer theory is a lot like electroweak theory: heat causes the 2 forces to merge

trent reznor who works at Panera voice: bread like a bowl

bsky should include an actual summary of the wcag alt text guidelines on the post page, so people can ignore them and still write bad alt text

I’ve started smoking blunts of straight up raw *S H R I M P*. Take the shrimp, dice it up, roll it up, and smoke that shit. The shrimp cooks in the blunt.

"none of those words are in the bible" okay but they're in the dictionary so look them up

watching cis men complain about things that can be solved with estrogen will never not be hilarious