tony romo looking at my sleep chart:

rest in peace my iphone 12 mini you served me well 🥹

the T in PATH stands for trans👍

oh i am feeling myself after 4 mimosas i even did a twerk competiton (i lost)

have a very girlbossify day!

popplio line my beloved!!!

I like a lot of starters, okay?

not all pokémon generations are created equally

opp stoppa

i love all my friends they’re so great and cool and swag

i like drinking 3 sangrias it is fun

happy pokemon day to all my pokefans out there

starter choice kind of vibe

my first time starters are not what i'd choose today ahah

sorry browt and pombon gecqua is my baby 🥹

see: my handle Aunt Fanny is my blueprint @girlbossify.bsky.social knows

fun fact: beer is yummy

i did not miss calgary flames hockey we suck

Just lost 30 pounds (ball surgery) 😝

missgender? where is mrgender?

shawarma platter for da night

in case y’all wanna add me!

getting really back into pokemon GO lately

obsessed with all the alysa liu reels she’s so goated omg

my vocal stim as of late as been pinkpantheress saying “DAH” to that reporter

love seeing americans be so classy after the big hockey win yesterday, y’all win so little that you have no idea how to act with class when you win

back in calgary thank goodness

brainrotting my way through this flight (thank god for wifi)

Lowtaperfadekirkenuinely not having a positive Ottawa airport experience

“Welcome aboard air ca-“

current mood rn in case anyone is curious

i lied this is the worst birthday ever 5 hours at the ottawa airport because of “operational” delays will do that

OH AWESOME OUR FLIGHT GOT DELAYED ANOTHER HOUR I DEFINITLEY WANT TO SPEND ANOTHER HOUR AT THE FUCKING OTTAWA AIRPORT SOMEONE FUCKING SHOOT ME RN

okay yeah today has just been a lot, ended up crying at the airport

i’ve been in the ottawa airport for 20 minutes and i’m pretty sure this place might be purgatory

just took the most mickey mouse flight it was 30 minutes long lmao time to spend 4 hours in the ottawa airport 😭

Transition goals 😍

ok it’s not the worst birthday ever but i’m just sad about canada losing in hockey. we will be back though.

i think the worst part is i have to go back to watching flames hockey 😩 god help us all

that’s gonna be sid’s last olympics… he didn’t deserve to go out like this

i hope nathan mackinnon wakes up in a sweat every night for the rest of his life for missing that wide open net

worst fucking birthday ever now i have to go spend 8 hours at a fucking airport

well im gonna go die now not so happy birthday to me

i think i’m gonna cry no matter what the outcome is

we’ve had so many chances, we just need one more #gocanadago

holy. fucking. shit. canada-US overtime. i’m legit a wreck right now