“let him/her cook” but what if the stove is cold

using a slap-on

i think if you make ai porn of a real person you should be put in a pillory and your mother should be given a crowbar and the choice of which wrist of yours to break if im being honest

playing super mario wii u naked

going to montreal in february!!!

New Year’s resolution: - bigger titties 🍒 - fatter ass 🍑

got called a white girl with motion last night

here’s a little makeup selfie for y’all

we should bring back vine in 2026

going into the new year with the hows your knee song stuck in my head

happy new years beautiful people

okay i can legally say happy new year now

Celebratory birthday self portrait 🥳🍾💫

new queers eve

one last fit for y’all before the new year 🤭✨

fun fact i can’t shuffle a deck of cards

for the east coast people who will be in 2026 before me, give me a heads up if anything bad happens pls and thank you

NYE is for the girls. It's New Year's Eve, not New Year's Steve.

bring back calling people troglodytes

tale as old as time. moid meets foid, he has skibidi rizz, she bounces on it ohio style. she gets preggers, its twins, gives birth to two chuddlers. she locks in, shes ready to give her kids ipad. but hes chopped, hes washed, he isnt ready to be unc. he leaves, and she never sees him again

wario world for the gamecube is a wild game

thank god the angels are finally free from the anthony rendon contract 😩

tbh was expecting more sports jerseys in a place called new jersey

This girl is wild 😟

found a new love

gingerale is the most underrated soda, it’s an easy S tier but gets forgot about but you can truly never go wrong with gingerale

i’m getting my tracheal shave for free in march????

✅gay son ✅thot daughter ❌parking enforcement officer

cop tried giving me a ticket for “driving chopped” but i gave him a “fish out of jail free” card and he told me “slay the boots house down” and let me off

god will turn his back on you during judgement day

update sang the star spangled banner and got booed

christmas karaoke time

each episode of heated rivalry i watch i stray further from god’s light 😈

i am excited to get drunk and watch some hockey tonight

i have never been as obsessed with a show than i have with heated rivalry

happy boxing day y’all

jesus would want me to be crossfaded on his birthday

going to the cottage tonight!!! (ifykyk)

they keep talking about this “mary christmas” lady i can’t say i’ve met her, but she sounds lovely

had to explain to my mom that the puppy miraculously saving the baby on facebook was in fact, not real and an AI video

its christmas eve not christmas steve!!

a little christmas fit for y’all 🎁🎄❤️

my new vocal stim is saying hollander in a russian accent

happy holidays y’all, sending everyone love and hoping everyone has a rowdy holiday season ❤️😇

yup episode 5 of heated rivalry had me ugly SOBBING

these gay lil hockey boys got me crying

went christmas shopping despite it being -23 out today, i deserve a treat