besties trip to mexico to get our ribs smashed in

Had fun libbing out with @letsgomets.bsky.social at FAW (until the psychs took hold and it was time to dance alone and stare at the lights for 6 hours)

"my nama jeff" never stopped being funny it is truly the peak of comedy

goddammit i buttdialed my dad at the function again so he got a 2 minute voicemail of acid house at 7:30am yesterday💀

cruise control is when you put a screen time limit on sniffies

going to the function with friends and then splitting off and going on solo adventures and periodically meeting back up throughout the night>>>>>

if i had space for it i would totally get a 6ft bean bag chair bc damn curling up in one of those for a nice lil nap sounds heavenly rn

thinking about prime nnamdi asomugha

i changed my mind plz do not call me al*c if you can help it lol

153 i am so fucking back who needs sleep⁉️

it is a goddamn miracle i’m even making it to this bowling match

jordan flu game today at the bowling league but instead of being sick i’ve just gotten 2 hours of sleep cumulatively this weekend

it is a bad fucking day to be a bowling pin let me tell you

i’m getting too good at shaking ass

but holyyyy shit i made so many friends and got so many compliments and it was honestly the best night i’ve had since moving here

need an emotional support sandwich so bad

nearly at 40k steps and it’s not even noon😭

doing the walk of shame (the 2 blocks from my parking spot home wearing my #imstillwithher shirt with 30% of my makeup remaining)

okay so as i was saying #imstillwithher

holy shit

all good things in life have red 40

Ruth Gayder Bricksberg reporting for duty

okay so as i was saying #imstillwithher

okay i’m cookin fr with this fit stay up til midnight if u wanna see it

victor robles should win a gold glove solely for having 2 of the best catches all year in his extremely limited playing time

i like silver rather than gold because i prefer to come second

just cropped a shirt for tonight’s outfit and it came out ✨perfect✨ 🤌🤌🤌

sad mets noises

E-Lite my beloved tore it the fuck down last night

you can tell the way i only got an hour of sleep last night by my stupid ass posting today

no one cared who i was until i took off the masc

uppies b2b put me down put me DOWN PUT ME DOWN

bepis and butthead

bitches be like “i know a place” and then it’s a picnic at liberty state park with the best chicken cutlet sandwich you’ve ever had

danced my ass off nonetheless😤

Nevermind life’s minor indignities, FAW is tonight

do i get brekky sangwich or italian deli

the trick to avoiding a bad night’s sleep is to just stay up all night

waze is senile fuck this app

the ultimate ally move is dancing with a tranny in the club when she’s clearly got some electrolysis bumps

i learned too much lingo from this site y’all ruined the word “paint” for me

feeling metrosexual right now let’s go mets

maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s agp

basement is calling

randy bobandy b2b jim lahey

getting my face zapped for an hour to kick off the busiest weekend in awhile

back 2 my roots 🤎

NO TICKET😃

did not move my car in time for street cleaning manifesting no ticket

i am once again watching better call saul (no spoilers plz im only on season 2)