yes i have broad shoulders because i am a BROAD

Respect to the normal guys who follow me and turn a blind eye to my dumb tranny posting

new fka twigs album absolutely FUCKS

great book👍

fuck i forgot jose canseco followed my old instagram account, might need to switch back to that one smh

alright what the fuck is doof doof

whipping up some eggs n toast y’all want anything?

when techno music has a subtle beep or boop

the planner in me has already figured out plans for my first 2 weekends back out and about as well as trips in january to visit friends in upstate ny and cincinnati for their bdays

still one of my favorite rap albums

what the hell babe i can tell you’re not actually listening closely to Selected Ambient Works 85-92

someone should tribute chris cuomo and then show it to him

how i ended up with 380ccs in my tits

dom bottoms should practice jiu jitsu so that they can pull guard in bed

pants beer is praxis

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just topped rocky balboa call that peggin’ the stallion

they’re called the strokes because

issac newton spent too much time thinking about gravity and not enough time thinking about big titty bad bitches

someone should tribute chris cuomo and then show it to him

i gotta say, the more i find out about this “trump” fella, the more i dislike him

7 am naptime😃😴

goddammit of course masayoshi takanaka is going on tour a month after my bottom surgery so i won’t be able to go😭

surely posting will help me go to sleep after i’ve been trying for the past 3 hours

my ideology is that i love bad bitches

manifesting bisexual boyfriend in 2026🙏

wow i can relate to this song now🤯

how i feel with a swollen face wearing a head wrap 24/7

if mike ehrmantraut played overwatch i bet he'd be like "gibraltuh"

it’s chewsdee innit

bill belichick plz come save the giants

god this song just scratches an itch for me

i am an expert in 3 things: baseball stats, mid 2010s hip hop, and impractical jokers bits from the early seasons

how i ended up with 380ccs in my tits

finally played as pauline in mario party😎

Sometimes Insta memes cut a little too close to the bone

im the number one ranked grindr ad gamer in the world

thank u apple for making this chaotic collage of all the basketball related photos on my phone

god forbid a white girl catch a lil “let’s go mets”

god i love clothes

slowly getting better at remembering birthdays😎

feeling so blessed having big biceps and fat titties 😇

i just know there’s gotta be some fellas in berlin that were clubbing all night and went straight to the nfl game

god i wish i was shaking ass in a club right now😭

you know the motto

unironically imo one of the best game soundtracks is “I MAED A GAM3 W1TH Z0MB1ES 1N IT!!!1” and if u haven’t played it, ur missing out

titties are still riding high but just took my first pic of them post op and i looooooove them so much

devastated to find out about the closing of the college bar i got into simply by holding my real underage id sideways

god i wanna go to an eli escobar romance thursday once i can do stuff again

woke is so back