I LOVE when my French friends come to visit! They say lovely things like: "Of course we should add more butter to that!" "Of course we should have another bottle of wine!" "Of course we should have a three hour lunch and order 4 desserts!" These my kinda people!

Learning to live with a wheelchair is about realizing that bodies take space. Physically, accessibility, independence. And learning to live with ME/CFS is a lot about realizing that bodies can also take time. Recovery, fatigue, pain. #wheelchair #me #cfs #disability

“your life is yours to mold” until you’re scared alone until someone says you’re not trying hard enough to make it work until the pain keeps you from walking in a stable manner until you choose to use a wheelchair rather than fighting it as a last resort with nails and teeth #disability

Yes, I drink chocolate milk for breakfast at age 26. Why? Because in the morning this enby needs emotional support in liquid form.

No one mentions how being into people on the American continents will absolutely fuck up your sleep schedule. Oh wait, 17 year old me absolutely remembers :p

Fuck him right in his leathery ass face with a brick. They’ll have to pry my Lexapro and my Vyvanse out of my cold, dead hands. I’m not doing life on hard mode anymore.

The man who overmedicates with steroids and cocaine would like you to know that your anti-depressants and other necessary prescriptions are in his cross-hairs.

when creative partnerships are more intimate than a marriage and the break up is worse than a divorce

So what’s up with the way society thinks it’s fine to talk about people’s disabilities behind their backs

You ever been like, "I am not wasting my favorite t-shirt on today."

When I spoke to local authorities, they recommended that I leave town. I told them that I was staying at a parking lot that had been abandoned. They said: the owner may have a problem with that. …too bad that I can’t just live in the abandoned building. …dumbass society.

I'm going on Master Chef, looking Gordon Ramsay dead in the eye while I pop this in the microwave, then staring at him unblinking for two minutes until it's ready.

How about a TV that automatically cuts the volume by half during the commercials and back to full when the show comes back. Now THAT would be a SmartTV. 🧠 📺

"Central to Conway’s pitch is that Trump is a uniquely authoritarian threat who needs to be removed from office. Most Democrats in the district agree with him, but leaders in the House have tamped down impeachment talk, fearing it will turn off swing voters. ...

I wish it was less of „TMA/TME is a useful distinction“ and more „transmisogyny is real and a problem“ but TME people will never admit this anyways, which is why we have TMA/TME as a distinction

I'll show you my meds if you show me yours <slow wink>

[dropping my cat off at the vet to be neutered] See you later Archibald [collecting him the next day] Hey Archi

Every time I cause a car accident I’m like hey I’m as surprised as you are.

Letting men decide about women's health care is like letting your dog make decisions about your car because he likes to ride in it sometimes.