Wow. OK. 🏈

All the talk about Wagner being out reminds me of the Pistons rueing that Stewart was hurt against the Knicks last year.

How about a TV that automatically cuts the volume by half during the commercials and back to full when the show comes back. Now THAT would be a SmartTV. 🧠 📺

Just like his underwear, Trump needs no ballroom.

This is a result of all the people who said “let’s tear the whole thing down.”

I can’t believe the amount of construction going on in Milwaukee, including most freeways, all at the same time. It’s insanity. And then people are avoiding the freeway by clogging up the city streets. Whoever planned all of this needs to find a different gig.

In 2021, a cat ran onto the field at Yankee Stadium, causing a brief delay during a baseball game against the Baltimore Orioles. Fans in the stadium began chanting 'Let's go cat!" while kitty evaded security. Poor kitty looked scared but it eventually escaped through an open gate. #cat #baseball

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

Kittens meeting puppies.. 😊

Can the Rengifo era be over for the Brewers now? #ThisIsMyCrew

Karoline Leavitt to Fox before the WHCD event: There will be some shots fired tonight

Can the Greg Jones era be over for the Brewers now? #ThisIsMyCrew

So many think Trump is the most powerful person implicated in the Epstein files. I believe there are many who are far more powerful. THOSE people are why the files won’t see the light of day.

The music industry collects your publishing royalties whether you're registered or not. The question is whether they can find you to pay you. Here's how to make sure they can. zurl.co/pjywe

Good times in Milwaukee. We’re in the basement avoiding the tornados ready to dash upstairs when the floodwaters start coming.

Stop 👏 caping 👏 for 👏 cheap 👏 billionaire 👏 baseball 👏 owners 👏 who 👏 gaslight 👏 you 👏 into 👏 believing 👏 your 👏 favorite 👏 team 👏 is 👏 poor. THE SAN DIEGO PADRES ARE ABOUT TO SELL FOR $3.9 BILLION. THEY WERE LAST SOLD FOR $800 MILLION IN 2012.

Chordates, man, they never miss a trick for a really good prank. Full grown white cockatoo walks up to a group of peacefully sleeping dogs lying on a sofa and a mat, screams his face off until the dogs panic and flee, and then laughs maniacally at them.

First Lady sends husband clear message in press conference attempting to distance herself from Jeffrey Epstein: “The lies need to stop today.”

If he’s really ill, watch the betting lines.

@harryshearer.bsky.social Just listened to the 3/22 Le Show. Great interview re: sports betting! The one that’s really struck me of late are the commercials for a service where you can wager on personally losing weight. Gambling addiction, meet eating disorder!

East of Milwaukee?! I think I can diagnose the problem from here.

A new contender for best headline

I’m noticing an interesting phenomenon when reading articles now. Whenever I see embarrassing typos or incorrect information I assume it was created by AI. I’m giving humans the benefit of the doubt (except for the decision to not judiciously proof their content).

It's sad for all Americans that we have to celebrate the 250th anniversary of our great nation with the most corrupt, evil president in our history.

What the fuck? I just assumed NetFlix would drop the whole MLB season at once so we could binge it.

While the Epstein Files should absolutely be released and justice served from it, am I alone in thinking that this regime considers it and the attack of Iran a distraction. Their true goal is to circumvent the upcoming elections. That’s why the unpopularity of their actions doesn’t faze them.

Every other team in the WBC has demonstrated a love of country, baseball, their fans, their teammates, and a love of joy itself and Mark De Rosa and the U.S. team have offered nothing but gross pro-military horseshit. They're just the worst and I hope the D.R. hangs a dozen runs on 'em.

My first two contributions to the Hal Leonard Band Catalog! Look for Sky Machine and Snake Charmer’s March this spring!

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. They’ll play this in museums in future. (🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

I’ve now entered the “just keep scrolling” phase when I see the Rockwell Man.

Maybe he will be super forgiving for the U.S. offing his dad.

So this piece of shit gets @samkuffelwx.bsky.social fired from her job as a meteorologist in Milwaukee for correctly calling out Elon Musk’s Nazi salute but keeps his job with 1130 WISN while calling for the deaths of Minnesota’s elected leaders.

William Shatner has always been a good sport poking fun at himself, but selling high fiber cereal as “Will Shat” is another level.

In my time at Princeton, we've had several Army officers in our doctoral program. They've all done excellent work. When this former Princeton undergrad says we're actually teaching them "the enemy's wicked ideology" I have no idea what the hell he's talking about but, of course, neither does he.

More like “Bored of Peace”

So how did that first Bored of Peace meeting go? Are we at war with Iran yet?

So how did that first Bored of Peace meeting go? Are we at war with Iran yet?

More than half the drugs on the TrumpRx site have a cheaper generic version on the market. Pristiq, an antidepressant, is available with a TrumpRx coupon for ~$200 for a 30-day supply. A generic version is on GoodRx for less than $30 and Mark Cuban's CostPlusDrugs for $16.65.

In reaction to social media, where fun things are taken and driven into the ground, I will no longer be creating, responding, or reading Rockwell memes.

The Grammys is to music what the Gold Glove is to baseball.

This is one of those rare instances in this world. In this life. Where the odds seem insurmountable. And yet, as if the fates are thumbing their nose at our universe. Bar Rescue isn’t on any channel right now.

Fond childhood memories of staying up with my dad and watching brilliant Catherine O’Hara and the SCTV crew on Canadian TV, thumbing our noses at SNL. So sad she’s gone already, but glad she had a nice run of success at the end. RIP

complete batshit insanity

The worst part of today Red Wings loss was having to listen to those knobs on ESPN gush endlessly about the Pens and making it clear they don’t pay attention to the Wings at all, and we were on the cusp of shutting them up, but just couldn’t generate the offense.

And if you think all of the lines Trump crossed today are horrific, just wait until the next election he loses.

If Xi Jinping invaded Taiwan right now, and toppled the president there, on what grounds would the United States object? Or have any credibility to say anything?

People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.

As I watch these clowns Shakespeare’s line keeps coming to mind, “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”